Nathan Gordy
@nuckinghambicks.bsky.social
Professional Cybertruck hater, democracy lover, and thesaurus enthusiast. Otherwise it’s mostly cats, music, beer, books, sports, film, and hope. But not always in that order.
Do I have to give my cat something for bosses day?
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Do I have to give my cat something for bosses day?
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“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]
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July 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...
My magnificent beef has been refused so many times. Y’all are on notice. You know who you are.
July 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My magnificent beef has been refused so many times. Y’all are on notice. You know who you are.
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This hand basket is a lot more roomier than I thought it would be.
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This hand basket is a lot more roomier than I thought it would be.
Someone just walked past my house whistling. So obviously they just murdered someone, right?
March 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Someone just walked past my house whistling. So obviously they just murdered someone, right?
goodbye avocados, I think I’ll miss you the most
March 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
goodbye avocados, I think I’ll miss you the most
I can’t believe we have to spring forward the clocks this weekend. It’s been a hell of a year so far.
February 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I can’t believe we have to spring forward the clocks this weekend. It’s been a hell of a year so far.
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Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.”
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February 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.”
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Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFp8K0M...
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Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl
February 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl
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You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books. #BookSky
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books. #BookSky
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books. #BookSky
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books. #BookSky
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What if--and hear me out now--being born American doesn't make you a better person than someone who was not born American?
December 28, 2024 at 10:07 PM
What if--and hear me out now--being born American doesn't make you a better person than someone who was not born American?
Watching them shred the potato mascot to make hash browns after this bowl game is going to be gruesome and delicious. #famousidahopotatobowl
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Watching them shred the potato mascot to make hash browns after this bowl game is going to be gruesome and delicious. #famousidahopotatobowl
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I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them
December 8, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Can the Russians call in a bomb threat to someone’s house?
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Can the Russians call in a bomb threat to someone’s house?
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November 26, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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I say again, support your local public libraries!
We visited ours today to file our toddler’s first-ever passport application. It’s a major public service not all libraries offer, so we are super thankful this is a thing here. The whole process took just an hour (including a stop for pastries).
We visited ours today to file our toddler’s first-ever passport application. It’s a major public service not all libraries offer, so we are super thankful this is a thing here. The whole process took just an hour (including a stop for pastries).
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I say again, support your local public libraries!
We visited ours today to file our toddler’s first-ever passport application. It’s a major public service not all libraries offer, so we are super thankful this is a thing here. The whole process took just an hour (including a stop for pastries).
We visited ours today to file our toddler’s first-ever passport application. It’s a major public service not all libraries offer, so we are super thankful this is a thing here. The whole process took just an hour (including a stop for pastries).
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Who among us hasn’t mutually agreed to part ways?
Who among us hasn’t mutually agreed to part ways?
Daniel Jones released: Giants and veteran QB mutually agree to part ways after benching
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November 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Who among us hasn’t mutually agreed to part ways?
Who among us hasn’t mutually agreed to part ways?
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Solid take
November 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Solid take
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
Still can’t stop watching this
a different angle of the Marta goal that everyone is talking about
November 20, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Still can’t stop watching this
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Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc