Noelle
ntothed.bsky.social
Noelle
@ntothed.bsky.social
Your friendly chaotic neutral neighbor
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Sympathy Fra Diavolo is such an overused noodle drop.
June 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."

That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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So much for #BlueLivesMatter
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May 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Surprise! I'm actually 6 prescriptions and a bag of tortilla chips in a trench coat!
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Will scientists please study why staring at this glowing rectangle isn't making me happy & fulfilled?
April 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In case anyone was wondering, tortoises are terrible at leapfrog.
April 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Concealed carrying my pussy
April 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@rocredwings.bsky.social need to step up their game
Baseball always seems super boring until you remember there’s a team from Georgia called the Savannah Bananas, that breaks into a flash mob dance whenever the mood strikes them on the field.

youtube.com/shorts/UJPiM...
“Everybody Dance Now” In-Game Dance | Savannah Bananas #shorts #wereback #bananaball #dance
YouTube video by The Savannah Bananas
youtube.com
April 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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If I can't fix it with a spreadsheet or by shaking my tits at it, then IDK how to help any further.
That's all I've got.
April 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid.
April 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
April 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A film that takes place where you’re from.
April 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Whenever right-wingers deride empathy, I am reminded of this quote from U.S. Army psychologist Gustave Gilbert who interviewed the Nuremberg war criminals.
April 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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You expected something different from a guy who inherited $400 million and went bankrupt?
April 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Those damn penguin elites in their tuxedos with their pescatarian diets... and so many stay-at-home dads. It's about time they got theirs!
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
How many times has something glass unexpectedly exploded next to your head? B/c it's happened to me twice now, which feels like at least once too many.
March 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My kid from the other room: "Oooo, is that Mac & cheese I smell?"
Me: "MAC & CHEESE IS FOR KIDS WHO FINISH THEIR HOMEWORK. A- always. B- be. C- citing 3 facts about Pompeii."
March 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Oh shirt- I have a 700 word paper due by midnight (along with other assignments). If Doctor Who was ever planning on popping into my life, now would be a great time.
March 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
How did I only just now realize that Harmony Cobel's car is a massive clue? 🤯
March 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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The way autism is framed isn’t neutral.

It’s rooted in colonial ideas of normality, intelligence, and productivity.

Autistic humans have always existed, but the way we’re studied - and pathologized - reflects who holds power.
March 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM