Noelle
@ntothed.bsky.social
Your friendly chaotic neutral neighbor
Because of the deep state plot to infect their air with oxygen
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Because of the deep state plot to infect their air with oxygen
...maybe slow banjo music
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
...maybe slow banjo music
Hey, maybe this will help speed up the apocalypse 🤞🏼🤞🏼
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey, maybe this will help speed up the apocalypse 🤞🏼🤞🏼
Zombie Dan shambles around assaulting people with horrific wordplay.
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Zombie Dan shambles around assaulting people with horrific wordplay.
I plan on taking G. Want to carpool?
August 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I plan on taking G. Want to carpool?
What a lovely afternoon!
August 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
What a lovely afternoon!
Yeah I had the windows open all day and heard nothing, but I did hear the police chase the night before in the same area.🤷🏼♀️
August 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Yeah I had the windows open all day and heard nothing, but I did hear the police chase the night before in the same area.🤷🏼♀️
I would put them all in my front yard😍😍😍
August 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I would put them all in my front yard😍😍😍
Sorry to hear that. I'll be up all night if you want to talk.💝
July 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sorry to hear that. I'll be up all night if you want to talk.💝
"wow" go see it ASAP or "wow" what a stinker?
June 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"wow" go see it ASAP or "wow" what a stinker?
That's where I was going to order from. Ended up spending ~$350 for two pairs at Costco. (and you don't need to be a member to go there)
June 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That's where I was going to order from. Ended up spending ~$350 for two pairs at Costco. (and you don't need to be a member to go there)
I was going to order glasses online but ended up going to Costco instead. Still very affordable, plus I could try them on in person.🤷🏼♀️ Very happy with what I got.
June 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was going to order glasses online but ended up going to Costco instead. Still very affordable, plus I could try them on in person.🤷🏼♀️ Very happy with what I got.
Maybe you're just like your mother (she's never satisfied)
May 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Maybe you're just like your mother (she's never satisfied)
"Gee, I've been using an awful lot of commas. Guess I should substitute a couple with em dashes." -me every time
May 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"Gee, I've been using an awful lot of commas. Guess I should substitute a couple with em dashes." -me every time