Nova999999
@nova999999.bsky.social
He/Him
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
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Nova999999
@nova999999.bsky.social
· Nov 13
This is not an anonymous account. My boss loves my posts, so if you want to send him some, he's already seen them. I'm a 26 year old living in the near west suburbs of Chicago. Born in Lublin, Poland. Moved here when I was 9. Currently single. My main interests are biking, photography, 1/🧵
Calling 18 vendors today to let them know that pur checks bounced because Chase enabled fraud prevention without enabling our ability to approve flagged checks. 💀 Biggest bank in the world btw. 15 day wait for a phone number to update.
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Calling 18 vendors today to let them know that pur checks bounced because Chase enabled fraud prevention without enabling our ability to approve flagged checks. 💀 Biggest bank in the world btw. 15 day wait for a phone number to update.
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
Love when I'm on the phone with someone trying to get answers and they're muttering under their breath about their coworkers as they try to get those answers for me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love when I'm on the phone with someone trying to get answers and they're muttering under their breath about their coworkers as they try to get those answers for me.
If I was ever in a position where sports gambling affected my life to such an extent that I felt compelled to make a video complaining about taxes on it, I would kill myself and it'd be the right thing to do.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If I was ever in a position where sports gambling affected my life to such an extent that I felt compelled to make a video complaining about taxes on it, I would kill myself and it'd be the right thing to do.
Jesus fuck listening to my parents talk about election conspiracy theories rn someone shoot me
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Jesus fuck listening to my parents talk about election conspiracy theories rn someone shoot me
I didn't get the chance to post about it earlier but the Logan Square redesign already nearly got me killed and I've only ridden through it once since it got opened to two way traffic. Great job CDoT! #bikechi
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I didn't get the chance to post about it earlier but the Logan Square redesign already nearly got me killed and I've only ridden through it once since it got opened to two way traffic. Great job CDoT! #bikechi
Consultant in charge of consolidating the financials post acquisition does not own a car and is getting here via Metra. We're getting along great
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Consultant in charge of consolidating the financials post acquisition does not own a car and is getting here via Metra. We're getting along great
Funny story time! #bikechi
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Funny story time! #bikechi
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
I am simply incapable of leaving at a reasonable time forcing myself to book it everywhere, but somehow I always make it on time.
That was my first instinct.
My second was, “Nah. That’s like an hour away. He’ll never make it.”
My third was, “but I wouldn’t bet against him”
My second was, “Nah. That’s like an hour away. He’ll never make it.”
My third was, “but I wouldn’t bet against him”
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I am simply incapable of leaving at a reasonable time forcing myself to book it everywhere, but somehow I always make it on time.
Every time some Republican bozo talks about things they consider to be luxuries being SNAP eligible it is our duty to call them broke. You don't buy your family lobster tails? Broke ass, I buy the whole lobster.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Every time some Republican bozo talks about things they consider to be luxuries being SNAP eligible it is our duty to call them broke. You don't buy your family lobster tails? Broke ass, I buy the whole lobster.
My boss usually only shows up to work two days a week at most so I get to yoink his bribes
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My boss usually only shows up to work two days a week at most so I get to yoink his bribes
It'd be so cool if the search bar in Outlook fucking worked but alas.
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It'd be so cool if the search bar in Outlook fucking worked but alas.
At my current pace I will have perfect vision at 50 years old
They say lots of screen time is bad for your eyesight but I am simply better and my vision has improved for the 3rd time in 4 years despite my screen time increasing.
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
At my current pace I will have perfect vision at 50 years old
They say lots of screen time is bad for your eyesight but I am simply better and my vision has improved for the 3rd time in 4 years despite my screen time increasing.
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They say lots of screen time is bad for your eyesight but I am simply better and my vision has improved for the 3rd time in 4 years despite my screen time increasing.
Apparently I have a better PR department than Austria because as they've been meeting with various people everyone they spoke to mentioned that if I wasn't there the place would have closed by now.
The good news is he made it clear they want to lock me the fuck up so I don't need to go job hunting
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Apparently I have a better PR department than Austria because as they've been meeting with various people everyone they spoke to mentioned that if I wasn't there the place would have closed by now.
Just had a 3 hour long meeting with one of the partners buying my company these guys are really doing their diligence.
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just had a 3 hour long meeting with one of the partners buying my company these guys are really doing their diligence.
Interacted with a Brewers fan and now suddenly I'm a globalist Jew sending Slavs to their death in Ukraine. But also somehow don't have a job. Red states💀
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Interacted with a Brewers fan and now suddenly I'm a globalist Jew sending Slavs to their death in Ukraine. But also somehow don't have a job. Red states💀
My company is getting acquired barring any last minute snafus which is exciting and or concerning.
October 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My company is getting acquired barring any last minute snafus which is exciting and or concerning.
Strava getting ready for an IPO, suing Garmin. Pretty sure Strava are the ones putting in these bots that I keep getting notifications for. The enshitification of everything continues.
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Strava getting ready for an IPO, suing Garmin. Pretty sure Strava are the ones putting in these bots that I keep getting notifications for. The enshitification of everything continues.
Was just reminded of a conversation I had about AI a few years back.
Me: Yeah I'm not interested
Them: But it will increase your productivity so much
Me: That may be remains to be seen, but fundamentally, life/society shouldn't just revolve around production.
Me: Yeah I'm not interested
Them: But it will increase your productivity so much
Me: That may be remains to be seen, but fundamentally, life/society shouldn't just revolve around production.
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Was just reminded of a conversation I had about AI a few years back.
Me: Yeah I'm not interested
Them: But it will increase your productivity so much
Me: That may be remains to be seen, but fundamentally, life/society shouldn't just revolve around production.
Me: Yeah I'm not interested
Them: But it will increase your productivity so much
Me: That may be remains to be seen, but fundamentally, life/society shouldn't just revolve around production.
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Illinois v. Trump lawsuit seems to confirm the idea that the recent surge of county and state police departments outside of the Broadview ICE facility was decided to preempt the Federalization Order.
I'm not justifying that decision per se, but it appears to be the least poor of two poor options.
I'm not justifying that decision per se, but it appears to be the least poor of two poor options.
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Illinois v. Trump lawsuit seems to confirm the idea that the recent surge of county and state police departments outside of the Broadview ICE facility was decided to preempt the Federalization Order.
I'm not justifying that decision per se, but it appears to be the least poor of two poor options.
I'm not justifying that decision per se, but it appears to be the least poor of two poor options.
One of my new favorite hobbies is telling every conservative who makes a spelling or reading comprehension error to self deport.
October 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One of my new favorite hobbies is telling every conservative who makes a spelling or reading comprehension error to self deport.
My left knee out here impersonating a Crispy Rice box
October 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My left knee out here impersonating a Crispy Rice box
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Call @govpritzker.illinois.gov and tell him to call off the Illinois State Police from assisting ICE. This is a violation of the intent of the TRUST Act.
Pritzker Phone: 312-814-2121 or 312-814-2122
Pritzker Phone: 312-814-2121 or 312-814-2122
border patrol agents are holding a line against protesters side-by-side with broadview police, oak brook police, illinois state police, + the cook county sheriff’s office.
feds made a huge push to clear everyone from harvard street, which ice uses to enter and leave the broadview detention center.
feds made a huge push to clear everyone from harvard street, which ice uses to enter and leave the broadview detention center.
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Call @govpritzker.illinois.gov and tell him to call off the Illinois State Police from assisting ICE. This is a violation of the intent of the TRUST Act.
Pritzker Phone: 312-814-2121 or 312-814-2122
Pritzker Phone: 312-814-2121 or 312-814-2122