Nova999999
@nova999999.bsky.social
He/Him
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
Funny story time! #bikechi
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Funny story time! #bikechi
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
Some news about the bill that passed.
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Some news about the bill that passed.
My boss usually only shows up to work two days a week at most so I get to yoink his bribes
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My boss usually only shows up to work two days a week at most so I get to yoink his bribes
Strava getting ready for an IPO, suing Garmin. Pretty sure Strava are the ones putting in these bots that I keep getting notifications for. The enshitification of everything continues.
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Strava getting ready for an IPO, suing Garmin. Pretty sure Strava are the ones putting in these bots that I keep getting notifications for. The enshitification of everything continues.
I hate Americans. Just saw a post asking for recommendations of treats to try in the US and this motherfucker goes "yerba mate". I'm thinking hmm that's weird that's a South American plant that you make essentially tea with why is that associated with the US? This is what they were recommending.
October 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I hate Americans. Just saw a post asking for recommendations of treats to try in the US and this motherfucker goes "yerba mate". I'm thinking hmm that's weird that's a South American plant that you make essentially tea with why is that associated with the US? This is what they were recommending.
Even in the suburbs cars are incompatible with safety. Ambulance stuck for minutes because the school bus can't get out of the way
September 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Even in the suburbs cars are incompatible with safety. Ambulance stuck for minutes because the school bus can't get out of the way
ICE shot and killed a person in Franklin Park(a near west suburb of Chicago) today, only a few blocks from my route home. We knew this would happen with these masked thugs stopping vehicles weapons drawn, easy for someone to panic and try to get away. May this agent never know peace.
September 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ICE shot and killed a person in Franklin Park(a near west suburb of Chicago) today, only a few blocks from my route home. We knew this would happen with these masked thugs stopping vehicles weapons drawn, easy for someone to panic and try to get away. May this agent never know peace.
Boutta wreck someone's shit.
September 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Boutta wreck someone's shit.
Just got a call from the CDC they out here doing surveys about kids <36 months and teens 13-17 regarding vaccinations. This Canyon only go well.
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just got a call from the CDC they out here doing surveys about kids <36 months and teens 13-17 regarding vaccinations. This Canyon only go well.
When it's raining this hard I've always maintained it's best to just accept you'll be bringing your clothes out once you get home and enjoy the ride anyway #bikechi
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When it's raining this hard I've always maintained it's best to just accept you'll be bringing your clothes out once you get home and enjoy the ride anyway #bikechi
Folks, the median voter
August 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Folks, the median voter
The gentrification of Franklin Park continues.
July 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The gentrification of Franklin Park continues.
Funniest weather today. Melrose Park is completely flooded. Had to circle around, ride curbs and nail some bunny hops to get out dry. The North Ave viaduct has 4 feet of standing water so it's completely closed. As soon as I got north of North Ave barely even a puddle anywhere. #bikechi
July 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Funniest weather today. Melrose Park is completely flooded. Had to circle around, ride curbs and nail some bunny hops to get out dry. The North Ave viaduct has 4 feet of standing water so it's completely closed. As soon as I got north of North Ave barely even a puddle anywhere. #bikechi
The Long diverter at Addison is finally in place! More hardening to be completed still but no more cut-through drivers speeding along one of the most park-dense streets in the entire city. Many fought for changes including @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social @bikegridnow.org @unitednwside.bsky.social 1/2
July 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Long diverter at Addison is finally in place! More hardening to be completed still but no more cut-through drivers speeding along one of the most park-dense streets in the entire city. Many fought for changes including @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social @bikegridnow.org @unitednwside.bsky.social 1/2
This is what it's supposed to look like btw
July 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is what it's supposed to look like btw
Fuck. He just lost the next parliamentary elections. If you're going to pander don't fuck up the dish for fuck's sake. The strawberries and sour cream are supposed to be blended. Maybe some strawberries on top. It ain't hard. Also, I know it's bad to have the TV too high, but you've gone too far.
July 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Fuck. He just lost the next parliamentary elections. If you're going to pander don't fuck up the dish for fuck's sake. The strawberries and sour cream are supposed to be blended. Maybe some strawberries on top. It ain't hard. Also, I know it's bad to have the TV too high, but you've gone too far.
I haven't been to Columbus because I have a brain, but I guarantee you can move it lower on this list.
July 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I haven't been to Columbus because I have a brain, but I guarantee you can move it lower on this list.
Another successful pizza delivery in the books #bikechi #CarryShitOlympics
July 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Another successful pizza delivery in the books #bikechi #CarryShitOlympics
That's a whole can of worms for English speakers. It'd probably be best done like this:
M: same as in English
o: as in "hot"
d: same as in English
rz: similar to the "s" in "measure"
e: as in "bed"
j: as the "y" in "yes"
e: as in "bed"
w: as the "v" in "vine"
ski: same as "ski"
Stress would be on w
M: same as in English
o: as in "hot"
d: same as in English
rz: similar to the "s" in "measure"
e: as in "bed"
j: as the "y" in "yes"
e: as in "bed"
w: as the "v" in "vine"
ski: same as "ski"
Stress would be on w
July 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That's a whole can of worms for English speakers. It'd probably be best done like this:
M: same as in English
o: as in "hot"
d: same as in English
rz: similar to the "s" in "measure"
e: as in "bed"
j: as the "y" in "yes"
e: as in "bed"
w: as the "v" in "vine"
ski: same as "ski"
Stress would be on w
M: same as in English
o: as in "hot"
d: same as in English
rz: similar to the "s" in "measure"
e: as in "bed"
j: as the "y" in "yes"
e: as in "bed"
w: as the "v" in "vine"
ski: same as "ski"
Stress would be on w
Case in point. Respectfully, wtf are you on about?
June 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Case in point. Respectfully, wtf are you on about?
Bought a Kinder surprise and packed myself
June 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Bought a Kinder surprise and packed myself
We love Japanese companies with an extensive range of product segments.
June 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
We love Japanese companies with an extensive range of product segments.
This is what real urbanism is. Never seen a city do it better.
June 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is what real urbanism is. Never seen a city do it better.
The rare paint only bike lane. But drivers stick to the center line even when it is currently empty. Passing law here is 1 meter minimum which is ~3 feet 3 inches to the poorly educated.
June 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The rare paint only bike lane. But drivers stick to the center line even when it is currently empty. Passing law here is 1 meter minimum which is ~3 feet 3 inches to the poorly educated.