Nova999999
@nova999999.bsky.social
He/Him
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
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Nova999999
@nova999999.bsky.social
· Nov 13
This is not an anonymous account. My boss loves my posts, so if you want to send him some, he's already seen them. I'm a 26 year old living in the near west suburbs of Chicago. Born in Lublin, Poland. Moved here when I was 9. Currently single. My main interests are biking, photography, 1/🧵
Idk how late he was working on it last night but I was leaving right before 7PM and he still hadn't. It's working this morning though.
Always cool to be a case the IT guy has never seen before. Not great timing considering I already missed 3 days with the flu.
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Idk how late he was working on it last night but I was leaving right before 7PM and he still hadn't. It's working this morning though.
Always cool to be a case the IT guy has never seen before. Not great timing considering I already missed 3 days with the flu.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Always cool to be a case the IT guy has never seen before. Not great timing considering I already missed 3 days with the flu.
Alabama and Georgia losing on the same day? It really is Christmas season.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Alabama and Georgia losing on the same day? It really is Christmas season.
Happy New Year nerds. That shit sucked but some promising changes coming up for me(although they do come with some drawbacks and unknowns)
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Happy New Year nerds. That shit sucked but some promising changes coming up for me(although they do come with some drawbacks and unknowns)
Just learned about NYC's end of year confetti bs. You're telling me you fuckers have a literal event dedicated to littering? What a joke of a city.
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just learned about NYC's end of year confetti bs. You're telling me you fuckers have a literal event dedicated to littering? What a joke of a city.
Chase is a neverending nightmare. They forgot to ask for the new owners social security card when transferring ownership of the account so then last week they decided to restrict our account without warning leading to even more checks bouncing. We opened an account at a different bank last week. 1/2
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Chase is a neverending nightmare. They forgot to ask for the new owners social security card when transferring ownership of the account so then last week they decided to restrict our account without warning leading to even more checks bouncing. We opened an account at a different bank last week. 1/2
Picked up lunch for myself and my boss today because by bike is obviously superior to driving for a trip <2 miles and temperature only factors in if you're unaware of this newfangled invention called "clothing".
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Picked up lunch for myself and my boss today because by bike is obviously superior to driving for a trip <2 miles and temperature only factors in if you're unaware of this newfangled invention called "clothing".
Open enrollment and Jesus fuck. Deductible up 40-194% depending on which plan I pick. Out of pocket max up 87-133% depending on the plan. Premium up 10%. Dental is decreasing by $3.29 a week but with a provider my dentist doesn't have listed as accepting. Lol. Lmao. Lmfao. This country is a joke
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Open enrollment and Jesus fuck. Deductible up 40-194% depending on which plan I pick. Out of pocket max up 87-133% depending on the plan. Premium up 10%. Dental is decreasing by $3.29 a week but with a provider my dentist doesn't have listed as accepting. Lol. Lmao. Lmfao. This country is a joke
Just got hit with the first "bitch you don't have enough RAM for this" of my career from Excel.
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just got hit with the first "bitch you don't have enough RAM for this" of my career from Excel.
Where I'm from we don't need a special day to be thankful but you do you Americans. This holiday was way funnier back when you'd do this performative bs and then trample each other over cheap goods hours later.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Where I'm from we don't need a special day to be thankful but you do you Americans. This holiday was way funnier back when you'd do this performative bs and then trample each other over cheap goods hours later.
Calling 18 vendors today to let them know that pur checks bounced because Chase enabled fraud prevention without enabling our ability to approve flagged checks. 💀 Biggest bank in the world btw. 15 day wait for a phone number to update.
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Calling 18 vendors today to let them know that pur checks bounced because Chase enabled fraud prevention without enabling our ability to approve flagged checks. 💀 Biggest bank in the world btw. 15 day wait for a phone number to update.
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
Love when I'm on the phone with someone trying to get answers and they're muttering under their breath about their coworkers as they try to get those answers for me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love when I'm on the phone with someone trying to get answers and they're muttering under their breath about their coworkers as they try to get those answers for me.
If I was ever in a position where sports gambling affected my life to such an extent that I felt compelled to make a video complaining about taxes on it, I would kill myself and it'd be the right thing to do.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If I was ever in a position where sports gambling affected my life to such an extent that I felt compelled to make a video complaining about taxes on it, I would kill myself and it'd be the right thing to do.
Jesus fuck listening to my parents talk about election conspiracy theories rn someone shoot me
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Jesus fuck listening to my parents talk about election conspiracy theories rn someone shoot me
I didn't get the chance to post about it earlier but the Logan Square redesign already nearly got me killed and I've only ridden through it once since it got opened to two way traffic. Great job CDoT! #bikechi
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I didn't get the chance to post about it earlier but the Logan Square redesign already nearly got me killed and I've only ridden through it once since it got opened to two way traffic. Great job CDoT! #bikechi
Consultant in charge of consolidating the financials post acquisition does not own a car and is getting here via Metra. We're getting along great
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Consultant in charge of consolidating the financials post acquisition does not own a car and is getting here via Metra. We're getting along great
Funny story time! #bikechi
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Funny story time! #bikechi
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
I am simply incapable of leaving at a reasonable time forcing myself to book it everywhere, but somehow I always make it on time.
That was my first instinct.
My second was, “Nah. That’s like an hour away. He’ll never make it.”
My third was, “but I wouldn’t bet against him”
My second was, “Nah. That’s like an hour away. He’ll never make it.”
My third was, “but I wouldn’t bet against him”
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I am simply incapable of leaving at a reasonable time forcing myself to book it everywhere, but somehow I always make it on time.
Every time some Republican bozo talks about things they consider to be luxuries being SNAP eligible it is our duty to call them broke. You don't buy your family lobster tails? Broke ass, I buy the whole lobster.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Every time some Republican bozo talks about things they consider to be luxuries being SNAP eligible it is our duty to call them broke. You don't buy your family lobster tails? Broke ass, I buy the whole lobster.
My boss usually only shows up to work two days a week at most so I get to yoink his bribes
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My boss usually only shows up to work two days a week at most so I get to yoink his bribes
It'd be so cool if the search bar in Outlook fucking worked but alas.
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It'd be so cool if the search bar in Outlook fucking worked but alas.
At my current pace I will have perfect vision at 50 years old
They say lots of screen time is bad for your eyesight but I am simply better and my vision has improved for the 3rd time in 4 years despite my screen time increasing.
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
At my current pace I will have perfect vision at 50 years old
They say lots of screen time is bad for your eyesight but I am simply better and my vision has improved for the 3rd time in 4 years despite my screen time increasing.
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They say lots of screen time is bad for your eyesight but I am simply better and my vision has improved for the 3rd time in 4 years despite my screen time increasing.