tchaikovsky’s 1312 overture
@nouveauemo.bsky.social
cohost and producer @rivercityramble.bsky.social
pro nouns in bio. he/him. 🏳️🌈
pro nouns in bio. he/him. 🏳️🌈
I think one of the worst things to ever happen in the history of American cultural hegemony was us finding out that Canadians also had a thanksgiving. We nearly figured out that not every country had our holidays and then some fuckin Midwest asshole like me learned about Canadian thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I think one of the worst things to ever happen in the history of American cultural hegemony was us finding out that Canadians also had a thanksgiving. We nearly figured out that not every country had our holidays and then some fuckin Midwest asshole like me learned about Canadian thanksgiving
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thank you for this important reminder
#critterposting
#critterposting
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
thank you for this important reminder
#critterposting
#critterposting
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[impatiently] did zohran win yet
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
[impatiently] did zohran win yet
*guy who’s playing dumb about all the shit what’s going on voice* what’s everyone’s favorite records this year :) these are mine 🙂
October 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
*guy who’s playing dumb about all the shit what’s going on voice* what’s everyone’s favorite records this year :) these are mine 🙂
What the fuck do you mean i need to ‘assert myself’ against the machine, that i have to learn how to use it right. It is a machine, either it does its job or it has failed.
August 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What the fuck do you mean i need to ‘assert myself’ against the machine, that i have to learn how to use it right. It is a machine, either it does its job or it has failed.
That’s a really cool $3 message you put on your $500,000 car. Hope you don’t mind that I still spit on it.
I walked by a Tesla today and this is what was written on the window
March 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That’s a really cool $3 message you put on your $500,000 car. Hope you don’t mind that I still spit on it.
You motherfuckers. You are all demons and I will never forgive you for this
February 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
You motherfuckers. You are all demons and I will never forgive you for this
I wonder if there’s a new @cheekface.bsky.social or something
February 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I wonder if there’s a new @cheekface.bsky.social or something
I’m thinking about the time me and @joyces.bsky.social were joking about the only two songs in the consciousness with an anvil was the ffvii battle theme and the home depot and however years later uematsu is forever and the anvil was in rebirth
February 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I’m thinking about the time me and @joyces.bsky.social were joking about the only two songs in the consciousness with an anvil was the ffvii battle theme and the home depot and however years later uematsu is forever and the anvil was in rebirth
prepping for soccerposting, i think im gonna start calling marcel hartel’s little stutter step runup ‘the saint city shuffle’
February 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
prepping for soccerposting, i think im gonna start calling marcel hartel’s little stutter step runup ‘the saint city shuffle’
I’m single because I’m both and would cause a catastrophic overload in either direction if paired with another person
*walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you is the dangerous sociopath and which one is the party dipshit?
February 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’m single because I’m both and would cause a catastrophic overload in either direction if paired with another person
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Going to rate the new MLS kits by how much they look like someone jizzed on them
February 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Going to rate the new MLS kits by how much they look like someone jizzed on them
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You're not frog
and I'm telling everyone
and I'm telling everyone
frogger, print ad (1982) archive.org/details/soft...
February 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You're not frog
and I'm telling everyone
and I'm telling everyone
‘Trauma Dumping In Pup Youtube Comments’ - hot mulligan song title or real incident
February 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
‘Trauma Dumping In Pup Youtube Comments’ - hot mulligan song title or real incident
You’d think eventually they’d run out of 2013 songs to send me but guess not, I’ve been obsessed with this since I first heard it youtu.be/0I6A-Cwfjl8?...
RVIVR - wrong way/one way
YouTube video by klayveen
youtu.be
January 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
You’d think eventually they’d run out of 2013 songs to send me but guess not, I’ve been obsessed with this since I first heard it youtu.be/0I6A-Cwfjl8?...
bro you gotta check this out i spent 3 trillion dollars on a plane that does the sickest flat spin you’ve ever seen
JUST IN: F-35 fighter jet crashes at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. The pilot survived
January 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
bro you gotta check this out i spent 3 trillion dollars on a plane that does the sickest flat spin you’ve ever seen
new laptop means new sticker canvas
January 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
new laptop means new sticker canvas
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a tarot card deck, but every card is called The Oaf, each one looking exactly like you and depicting a major event of your life
June 11, 2023 at 11:07 PM
a tarot card deck, but every card is called The Oaf, each one looking exactly like you and depicting a major event of your life
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it's crazy to me that there's big guys who wear small glasses. bro we got the get out of jail free card, big glasses were in fashion for a while just say you got them then. you cant be looking like me and wearing a pince-nez
January 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
it's crazy to me that there's big guys who wear small glasses. bro we got the get out of jail free card, big glasses were in fashion for a while just say you got them then. you cant be looking like me and wearing a pince-nez
guy who mistimed pouring his soda with the end of the microwave cooking voice:
Logistics is often easily overlooked.
But if one does not give proper heed the whole plan gets broken.
But if one does not give proper heed the whole plan gets broken.
January 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
guy who mistimed pouring his soda with the end of the microwave cooking voice:
I know im normal and relatable because I ask myself normal and relatable questions like ‘do I want to listen to the promise ring or faraquet’
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I know im normal and relatable because I ask myself normal and relatable questions like ‘do I want to listen to the promise ring or faraquet’
Logging on to hypnospace on December 31st, 1999
January 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Logging on to hypnospace on December 31st, 1999
Sometimes it’s nice to have affirmation that no matter what you can’t be the worst ex-boyfriend
this is breaking me
January 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Sometimes it’s nice to have affirmation that no matter what you can’t be the worst ex-boyfriend