Kris, spelled “Kris”
@nottherealkris.bsky.social
movie/TV poster concept artist and art director; occasional book cover designer and comic creator; comics here: www.blackkeypress.com
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DAN FONTANT, DEAD DETECTIVE!
VOL 2: The Black Flame
Ready just in time for HeroesCon, available in print there & at blackkeypress.com, but putting all 3 stories up here for all you wonderful Comics Bluesky folks, enjoy (and consider buying some comics, including the all-ages Frankie Midnight!)
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VOL 2: The Black Flame
Ready just in time for HeroesCon, available in print there & at blackkeypress.com, but putting all 3 stories up here for all you wonderful Comics Bluesky folks, enjoy (and consider buying some comics, including the all-ages Frankie Midnight!)
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The OG Superman - Christopher Reeve
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The OG Superman - Christopher Reeve
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Today is the birthday of legendary artist & writer Darwyn Cooke (Nov. 16, 1962-May 14, 2016).
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Today is the birthday of legendary artist & writer Darwyn Cooke (Nov. 16, 1962-May 14, 2016).
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If they want redemption then they can come into the tent, hat in hand, shut the fuck up, and do whatever they can to help get others elected.
They don’t have to stay out in the cold but the sure as hell don’t get handed a Senate seat just because they walked through the door, man.
They don’t have to stay out in the cold but the sure as hell don’t get handed a Senate seat just because they walked through the door, man.
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If they want redemption then they can come into the tent, hat in hand, shut the fuck up, and do whatever they can to help get others elected.
They don’t have to stay out in the cold but the sure as hell don’t get handed a Senate seat just because they walked through the door, man.
They don’t have to stay out in the cold but the sure as hell don’t get handed a Senate seat just because they walked through the door, man.
Obviously saying “hey that’s not their name/they prefer [pronoun]/etc” is not policing it’s just letting someone know they made a mistake
The only time you should take it upon yourself to police another person’s language is if they’ve used a commonly-agreed upon slur, don’t inject your language preferences into someone else’s life
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Obviously saying “hey that’s not their name/they prefer [pronoun]/etc” is not policing it’s just letting someone know they made a mistake
The only time you should take it upon yourself to police another person’s language is if they’ve used a commonly-agreed upon slur, don’t inject your language preferences into someone else’s life
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The only time you should take it upon yourself to police another person’s language is if they’ve used a commonly-agreed upon slur, don’t inject your language preferences into someone else’s life
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“I’ve been on social media 17 years and never been suspended”
Skill issue imho
Skill issue imho
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“I’ve been on social media 17 years and never been suspended”
Skill issue imho
Skill issue imho
Wood chipper, feet first ✊
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Wood chipper, feet first ✊
THERE IS NOTHING GOOD HERE GO AWAY DO NOT GO TO PAGE 35 AND BEYOND OF THE AUCTION THERE IS NOTHING YOU WANT STAY AWAY
Jumping to page 35 of a Heritage signature comic art auction to see what people might be sleepin on
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
THERE IS NOTHING GOOD HERE GO AWAY DO NOT GO TO PAGE 35 AND BEYOND OF THE AUCTION THERE IS NOTHING YOU WANT STAY AWAY
Jumping to page 35 of a Heritage signature comic art auction to see what people might be sleepin on
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Jumping to page 35 of a Heritage signature comic art auction to see what people might be sleepin on
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Wolverine vs Sabertooth
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wolverine vs Sabertooth
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This image gives me a sexual thrill
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This image gives me a sexual thrill
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Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
A newspaper would never do anything to protect rich and powerful people I would stake my journalistic integrity on it!
The journalists rushing to breathlessly defend the sacred honor of the NYT today, wyd
Shut up lol
Shut up lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A newspaper would never do anything to protect rich and powerful people I would stake my journalistic integrity on it!
These toys were dooooooope
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
These toys were dooooooope
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New Funrama is up! Continuing the Short Interlude focusing on the mercenary agent Sagittarius. Funrama written, drawn, and completely owned by nobody but me. Read it all on my patreon.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
New Funrama is up! Continuing the Short Interlude focusing on the mercenary agent Sagittarius. Funrama written, drawn, and completely owned by nobody but me. Read it all on my patreon.
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B2B expert
(Buddy to Buddy)
(Buddy to Buddy)
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
B2B expert
(Buddy to Buddy)
(Buddy to Buddy)
The journalists rushing to breathlessly defend the sacred honor of the NYT today, wyd
Shut up lol
Shut up lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The journalists rushing to breathlessly defend the sacred honor of the NYT today, wyd
Shut up lol
Shut up lol
It’s a real head scratcher (/s) but one that any number of reporters could probably uncover
I've already said I think Landon should have been fired. But the idea that the NYT knew he was too chummy with Epstein and asked him for money and were fine with it is just wrong and dumb. And i cannot fathom what possible incentives people arguing this think the NYT would have to protect Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s a real head scratcher (/s) but one that any number of reporters could probably uncover