Kris, spelled “Kris”
@nottherealkris.bsky.social
movie/TV poster concept artist and art director; occasional book cover designer and comic creator; comics here: www.blackkeypress.com
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VOL 2: The Black Flame
Ready just in time for HeroesCon, available in print there & at blackkeypress.com, but putting all 3 stories up here for all you wonderful Comics Bluesky folks, enjoy (and consider buying some comics, including the all-ages Frankie Midnight!)
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VOL 2: The Black Flame
Ready just in time for HeroesCon, available in print there & at blackkeypress.com, but putting all 3 stories up here for all you wonderful Comics Bluesky folks, enjoy (and consider buying some comics, including the all-ages Frankie Midnight!)
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The guys who someone made up who can’t figure out how to write the next James Bond
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The guys who someone made up who can’t figure out how to write the next James Bond
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"When I’m in the city, I want the authentic New York experience—getting served a hot slice of pepperoni pie by a Turkish immigrant who commutes in from Pennsylvania because he can’t afford to live anywhere in the five boroughs."
If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere
“New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...
buff.ly
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"When I’m in the city, I want the authentic New York experience—getting served a hot slice of pepperoni pie by a Turkish immigrant who commutes in from Pennsylvania because he can’t afford to live anywhere in the five boroughs."
[bravely] I saw both of these movies in the theater and I honestly couldn’t tell you which is which, who is in what, or what their component plots are, they are simply the same movie
Red Planet and Mission to Mars lost a ton of money in the year 2000. Now we've caught up to their futuristic timelines.
These two Mars-based flops helped turn the red planet into a cursed movie location
Red Planet and Mission to Mars lost a ton of money in the year 2000. Now we've caught up to their futuristic timelines.
www.polygon.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
[bravely] I saw both of these movies in the theater and I honestly couldn’t tell you which is which, who is in what, or what their component plots are, they are simply the same movie
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You wouldn’t know it by Bluesky’s breathless, dire posts about The Dems in the senate abandoning the American people that only seven (7) Dems voted to reopen the government.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
You wouldn’t know it by Bluesky’s breathless, dire posts about The Dems in the senate abandoning the American people that only seven (7) Dems voted to reopen the government.
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Furiosa small gray 8x10 inch sketch, part of my $50 plus shipping sketch program.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Furiosa small gray 8x10 inch sketch, part of my $50 plus shipping sketch program.
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I actually picked up a pen and drew something, yesterday!
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I actually picked up a pen and drew something, yesterday!
X-Wing: Rogue/Wraith Squadron books were pulpy Fighting Aces/Dirty Dozen/Alistair MacLean type goodness
ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
X-Wing: Rogue/Wraith Squadron books were pulpy Fighting Aces/Dirty Dozen/Alistair MacLean type goodness
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Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
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come find me
at the end of time
come find me
at the end of time
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
✧
come find me
at the end of time
come find me
at the end of time
I’ve never felt older than a few weeks ago we were visiting our old neighborhood in Boston and my gal asked if I wanted to go down the cop slide and I said “I want to but I will die”
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ve never felt older than a few weeks ago we were visiting our old neighborhood in Boston and my gal asked if I wanted to go down the cop slide and I said “I want to but I will die”
I do not give a shit what teens think about grownups, generally speaking
About half of the teens surveyed believe that journalists frequently “make up details, such as quotes” and “pay for sources.” More than a third of teens believe journalists could improve by simply “Telling the truth,” “Fact checking,” and “Not lying.” buff.ly/7vgO0ci
“Biased,” “Boring,” “Chaotic,” and “Bad”: A majority of teens hold negative views of news media, report finds
About half of the teens surveyed believe that journalists frequently “make up details, such as quotes” and “pay for sources.”
www.niemanlab.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I do not give a shit what teens think about grownups, generally speaking
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It cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better
Serving Corto
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Serving Corto
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Absolutely wild 😆
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Absolutely wild 😆
Horny Zoomers will save us all
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Horny Zoomers will save us all
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I wonder why Coca Cola didn’t use their tag line “always the real thing”
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I wonder why Coca Cola didn’t use their tag line “always the real thing”
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Coca-Cola saying they HAVE to use AI to make a new ad because the genie is out of the bottle and they have no possible alternative is even more ridiculous when you consider they'd get more of a positive reception from just re-airing the original 1995 ad than anything they've tried since.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Coca-Cola saying they HAVE to use AI to make a new ad because the genie is out of the bottle and they have no possible alternative is even more ridiculous when you consider they'd get more of a positive reception from just re-airing the original 1995 ad than anything they've tried since.
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Xenovember day 4! This was my first Aliens cover, reuniting me with my Defiance Colorist, Dan Jackson. This one’s special for me because not only was it a return to Alien, but it would later be used as booth and lanyard #art at SDCC to represent the brand.
www.instagram.com/p/DQp_ZBmEkV...
www.instagram.com/p/DQp_ZBmEkV...
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Xenovember day 4! This was my first Aliens cover, reuniting me with my Defiance Colorist, Dan Jackson. This one’s special for me because not only was it a return to Alien, but it would later be used as booth and lanyard #art at SDCC to represent the brand.
www.instagram.com/p/DQp_ZBmEkV...
www.instagram.com/p/DQp_ZBmEkV...
