Jack de Quidt
@notquitereal.bsky.social
Writer and composer on Friends at the Table
valve's moderator licking the nib of their stupid little pen and saying "actually, we'd ban equus too"
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
valve's moderator licking the nib of their stupid little pen and saying "actually, we'd ban equus too"
an absurd and destructive move from valve towards one of the most exciting studios out there
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
an absurd and destructive move from valve towards one of the most exciting studios out there
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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A collected thread of all my postcards for Palisade. Working with @friends-table.bsky.social is always a real pleasure. Big thanks to @notquitereal.bsky.social, especially, for their work directing the set. I'm so happy to have gotten to play in so many styles for this.
bsky.app/profile/sifs...
bsky.app/profile/sifs...
I have been given the go-ahead to begin sharing #friendsatthetable #Palisade post-card work. While I work on my website updating it with that project, I'll be trickling those out. Aiming for 1/week.
These are in-universe propaganda books-on-tape. This ones designed around Gentian's Swordbearers.
These are in-universe propaganda books-on-tape. This ones designed around Gentian's Swordbearers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A collected thread of all my postcards for Palisade. Working with @friends-table.bsky.social is always a real pleasure. Big thanks to @notquitereal.bsky.social, especially, for their work directing the set. I'm so happy to have gotten to play in so many styles for this.
bsky.app/profile/sifs...
bsky.app/profile/sifs...
extremely annoying fight on the geese subreddit about whether cameron's singing about nausicaa from the movie or from the odyssey
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
extremely annoying fight on the geese subreddit about whether cameron's singing about nausicaa from the movie or from the odyssey
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It's funny how this isn't identifiable as a Conservative Opinion but is absolutely the sort of thing that runs on conservative opinion pages. An even split between "the traffic is so bad now" and "Mr. Trump, please exterminate the brutes." A perfectly American intellectual movement in that sense.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's funny how this isn't identifiable as a Conservative Opinion but is absolutely the sort of thing that runs on conservative opinion pages. An even split between "the traffic is so bad now" and "Mr. Trump, please exterminate the brutes." A perfectly American intellectual movement in that sense.
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Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
i woke up once to see a mouse on my bedside table like this and he was holding one chocolate biscuit
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i woke up once to see a mouse on my bedside table like this and he was holding one chocolate biscuit
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A digital version of my space fashion zine is now available at
ssunstrum.itch.io/haute-couture
ssunstrum.itch.io/haute-couture
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A digital version of my space fashion zine is now available at
ssunstrum.itch.io/haute-couture
ssunstrum.itch.io/haute-couture
cameron winter sings like an iceberg hitting another iceberg www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cmA...
Cancer of the Skull
YouTube video by Cameron Winter
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
cameron winter sings like an iceberg hitting another iceberg www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cmA...
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Zaedoreth, the domain of witches. The setting for the webcomic :)
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Zaedoreth, the domain of witches. The setting for the webcomic :)
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A deserter is forced to return to the Noble Lands, an enormous pit that houses the elite of the witch-kingdom Zaedoreth. He is to deliver the head of an executed prisoner to the queen... but finds his target is still alive.
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The Nameless Prisoner launches next week! (or now if you're on patreon)
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The Nameless Prisoner launches next week! (or now if you're on patreon)
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A deserter is forced to return to the Noble Lands, an enormous pit that houses the elite of the witch-kingdom Zaedoreth. He is to deliver the head of an executed prisoner to the queen... but finds his target is still alive.
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The Nameless Prisoner launches next week! (or now if you're on patreon)
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The Nameless Prisoner launches next week! (or now if you're on patreon)
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EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum".
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
The Messages Rockstar Saw Before Firing 34 Union Members
YouTube video by People Make Games
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum".
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
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Final day to sign up for our annual Friends at the Table fan exchange! Get your Secret Samol sign up in by 11:59pm EST! #friendsatthetable #fatt
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Secret Samol 2025
Links for the annual Secret Samol gift exchange.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i'm finally reading the great god pan. i think we'd all be fine with helen v.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i'm finally reading the great god pan. i think we'd all be fine with helen v.
oh i see this is from the rare Horse cut of His Girl Friday
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
oh i see this is from the rare Horse cut of His Girl Friday
the glittering, jubilant piano coming bursting through after he sings "there is only dance music in times of war"... so special www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT0R...
Geese - 100 Horses (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Geese
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the glittering, jubilant piano coming bursting through after he sings "there is only dance music in times of war"... so special www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT0R...
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Final day to sign up for our annual Friends at the Table fan exchange! Get your Secret Samol sign up in by 11:59pm EST! #friendsatthetable #fatt
secretsamol.carrd.co
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Secret Samol 2025
Links for the annual Secret Samol gift exchange.
secretsamol.carrd.co
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Final day to sign up for our annual Friends at the Table fan exchange! Get your Secret Samol sign up in by 11:59pm EST! #friendsatthetable #fatt
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hi i have a form for you to fill out. it holds a question i have that NEEDS an answer.
the question is: what is the best side dish?
you know, like you would have with a roast dinner. or at thanksgiving. or alongside a beef wellington....
tally.so/r/dWWMQy
the question is: what is the best side dish?
you know, like you would have with a roast dinner. or at thanksgiving. or alongside a beef wellington....
tally.so/r/dWWMQy
what is the best side dish
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November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
hi i have a form for you to fill out. it holds a question i have that NEEDS an answer.
the question is: what is the best side dish?
you know, like you would have with a roast dinner. or at thanksgiving. or alongside a beef wellington....
tally.so/r/dWWMQy
the question is: what is the best side dish?
you know, like you would have with a roast dinner. or at thanksgiving. or alongside a beef wellington....
tally.so/r/dWWMQy
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this is the only thing i would change about the godfather (1972)
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this is the only thing i would change about the godfather (1972)
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The wealthy will get artisinal education built on human interaction, creativity, and critical thinking. Everyone else will get AI mush and multiple choice.
My hot take is that over the next 10 years, we're going to see more emphasis on and investment in the humanities at Ivy League and other fancy schools just as state schools and small privates continue to decimate and even eliminate the humanities.
"While other universities report that the humanities are shrinking, at Berkeley, the opposite is true. The music major is the fastest-growing major on campus. We are finding bigger classrooms because film is exploding. English is back to the numbers we saw 15 years ago. We are hiring" bit.ly/4ohKuOe
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The wealthy will get artisinal education built on human interaction, creativity, and critical thinking. Everyone else will get AI mush and multiple choice.
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.