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CJ 🐢
@notdukegatsby.bsky.social
Personal account. Only thing I got to sell is my opinion.



Big nerd.
Trans rights are human rights.
Billionaires aren't your friend.
Pinned
I am going to make a new account in the next couple of days for gaming and entertainment posts.

I will reply to this post tagging the username.

Please don't be alarmed if you see my face in your notifications (again)
At least now we understand his appreciation of Nancy Reagan.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Boosting this to all 6 of y'all.

Keep your kids safe.
Meta and Apple are SINISTER ppl.
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Why does the IWC keep backing a company whose business practices are actively hostile?

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My wife is very smart. She saw how the Mariners were playing in the 2nd inning and went to bed.
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Hi. There is an influx of government sites and I’m gonna use what little clout I have

To say

Don’t bait them.

pay them DUST.

Commit to boosting coverage of what they do, centering the voices of who they target .

In fact start muting folks who over antagonize them
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The EA buyout is employing the same strategy that ruined Red Lobster a few years ago. Give the execs a golden parachute and then saddle the walking corpse of the business with so much debt it cannot hope to repay.

On the bright side maybe a cool millennial will take it and bring back endless shrimp
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Wrestling.
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Wrestling!
October 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It takes more time to build than destroy…

That’s why it’ll take *many elections to fix what trump & republicans have destroyed…
October 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Yes seeing these crackers crusade against DEI in the name of meritocracy only to then witness USA’s highest ranking military officers get condescended to & told to violate their oaths by a draft dodger & the least qualified person to ever hold a position made me wonder if irony can be too poetic.
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Banger.
Dicey Dungeons is $3.74 on Steam buff.ly/2N4zHbv
$5.09 GOG buff.ly/uqnazI4

Deck verified
September 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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The USDA says the precooked pasta products sold at Trader Joe's and Walmart could be connected to a nationwide listeria outbreak that has killed four people.
Pasta meals from Trader Joe's and Walmart may be linked to a deadly listeria outbreak
The USDA says the precooked pasta products, sold at Trader Joe's and Walmart, could be connected to a nationwide listeria outbreak that has killed four people and sickened at least 20 others.
n.pr
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yes more non-black wrestling shirts please
💜 Dark Order is Forever 💜

I'm so so so excited to be able to show you this. Massive thanks to @eviluno.bsky.social for helping me able to say that I designed an official piece of merch for the Dark Order. Some of my fav memories of AEW involved Dark Order, so this is just a dream 💜
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New Votann? Yayyy
New Core Rules.
a cartoon character wearing a helmet with horns points at something
Alt: a cartoon character wearing a helmet with horns points at something
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I want to complain about this tekken grand finals but Nina was the first character that made this game make sense.
August 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Plot twist: We train podcasters in journalism to defeat the fascists
August 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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if only men had another demographic to talk to 😔
August 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My cat knows two tricks.

He'll nuzzle my face if I make kissing noises and if I ask him "You dead?" he WILL NOT MOVE.

Why did I think that was funny?
August 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"War were declared" -Scruffy Scruffington
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm grateful Mr. Khalil gets to come home to his family.
Can someone explain to me why he had to bail out if he was being held unlawfully and ordered to be released by a federal judge?
June 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am trying so hard to have empathy for other Floridians who's lives are being torn apart by the cheeto man. Then I remember the polls.

Some of y'all thought that you could sacrifice a whole group of people to "move up" in the world. When I said no one should experience this, it meant you too.
June 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If only the people paid to be there showed up to my birthday party, I'd do some serious self reflection.
June 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What the fuck.

As if ICE cosplaying as cops wasn't already enough.
June 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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If you are arrested today protesting the Trump administration in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
June 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM