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@notdukegatsby.bsky.social
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Personal account. Only thing I got to sell is my opinion.



Big nerd.
Trans rights are human rights.
Billionaires aren't your friend.
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Wrestling.
Serpentico throws ribbon into the air in the middle of a wrestling ring.
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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"War were declared" -Scruffy Scruffington
A man in a canadian tuxedo reclined in a chair with his feet on a table
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Happy birthday. My turn is going to take a while.
Jeskai Ascendancy {U}{R}{W} Enchantment Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Before & After
Avocado tree in a medium sized brown resin pot. The same avocado tree in a much larger pot.
April 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Defeat fomo for #mcchicago with this one neat trick.
Image of the weather forecast for Chicago Illinois featuring highs of 27°F and lows of 6°F
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I am excited to support this effort by adding a little more hype. Let's throw a Hatsune Miku: Electric Entourage Secret Lair in the mix!
Picture of the secret lair box on top of my anime Narset mat Picture of the secret lair box on top of my anime Narset mat with the added bonus of a deckbuilding mess in the background.
February 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Chronometrophobia
January 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Be strong Grem
I'm not helping
January 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Spilled coffee all over my phone and only my phone.
A Windows dialog box with the message "Task Failed Successfully."
January 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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There are wrestlers in this photo. Also, i need a spotlight apparently
December 29, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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Noooooo
Ricochet getting TP'd midring by Swerve and the crowd
December 29, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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#AEW #AEWWorldsEnd

We out here
Sharp dressed man in a gold and dark brown suit accompanied by a lady referee waving to the crowd
December 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
A crow perched on a tree branch with text "crows hold grudges for 17 years" underneath
December 27, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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I heard that Static might back so i had to cop
December 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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I think Kibler might be right about Standard.
A bronze trophy with a red-orange gem affixed in the center. The words "Mythic Constructed Rank" underneath.
December 22, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Big congrats to Komander. TV Champ!

#ROH #FinalBattle
A signed trading card in a top loader.
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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#MTG

I cant be the only one. Where my artists at?
A reflection of a masc person in a yellow-green liquid pool. The face of American professional wrestler Joe Hendry surrounded by doppelgangers of himself raising his arms (left) and playing an electric guitar (right)
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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A long time ago, I made a series of #vorthos commander decks. This one was by far the worst.
Shauku, a semi ancient dominarian vampire. Long brown hair, golden eyes, and a purple dress. She has a library in Femeref and in order to gain memebership, you have to stay there and donate blood for a year. Honestly, not that bad if you ask me.
December 18, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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I cannot wait to die to this card
Mechanical turtle with a cannon protruding from its shell beneath a crashing waterfall.
December 16, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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I am pretty sure this card is PreModern legal. Big fan of bolt you + draw a card
A scowling zombie with gems in its palms
December 14, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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Y'all be careful out there. Bots are botting hard. Blocked several of these all using images of the same person.
December 12, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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I personally think they are failed experiments discarded by a progenitor species who may not necessarily planeswalk, but maybe are more selfish with omenpaths than we've seen before.
"Shout of to scientific hubris. Gotta be one of my favorite genders" A collection of scientists in animation who suffered greatly for their hubris.
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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If you see this, I invite you to post from your device without explanation
Steve Harvey recolored as the Joker with the famous "why so serious?" quote reimagined.
December 11, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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How do you like to sort your collection?

#MTG
Sleeved magic the gathering cards next to a large binder
December 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Rick Ross pointing at Keith Lee and yelling "Accusations! False accusations!"
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM