NotRealButter
@notbutter.lol
I exist on the internet- for better or worse.
Waking up at 6am just feels like a mistake.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Waking up at 6am just feels like a mistake.
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In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn,
They will stare unbelieving
At the last unicorn 🦄 🎼
They will stare unbelieving
At the last unicorn 🦄 🎼
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn,
They will stare unbelieving
At the last unicorn 🦄 🎼
They will stare unbelieving
At the last unicorn 🦄 🎼
So for the second time this year I've been caught up in massive layoffs. If anybody has any lines on jobs, please let me know.
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So for the second time this year I've been caught up in massive layoffs. If anybody has any lines on jobs, please let me know.
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i owe so many video game designers an apology
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Always make sure to bring a bipod luma along for ultimate stability! 🌟
November 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Always make sure to bring a bipod luma along for ultimate stability! 🌟
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
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Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
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October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Tom Scot in the fastest car in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tom Scot in the fastest car in the world.
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October 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Jesus christ, leave this fucking team, coaches and all in LA.
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jesus christ, leave this fucking team, coaches and all in LA.
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Outrageous! The moon rotation in this shot of
The Lion King remake implies it was shot far into the northern hemisphere. What happened to realism? Literally unwatchable.
The Lion King remake implies it was shot far into the northern hemisphere. What happened to realism? Literally unwatchable.
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Outrageous! The moon rotation in this shot of
The Lion King remake implies it was shot far into the northern hemisphere. What happened to realism? Literally unwatchable.
The Lion King remake implies it was shot far into the northern hemisphere. What happened to realism? Literally unwatchable.
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I guess no one else is willing to say it because of the current political climate but fuck it i refuse to be silent on this any longer. they need to title the fucking goose game it's been too long it only becomes more irresponsible, insulting and frankly dangerous the more time goes on
September 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I guess no one else is willing to say it because of the current political climate but fuck it i refuse to be silent on this any longer. they need to title the fucking goose game it's been too long it only becomes more irresponsible, insulting and frankly dangerous the more time goes on
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Tuesdays are not for optimization.
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Tuesdays are not for optimization.
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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we should all hang out here instead
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
we should all hang out here instead