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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Saturday morning Sesame Street and I just want to know why they gave Elmo’s dad such divorced dad energy
April 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Pasadena knows.
April 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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It’s not annoying if you’re tall and blocking my view at a show. It’s annoying if you’re tall and blocking my view at a show and looking at your phone the whole time
April 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Both only want money.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good.

Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories
January 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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this looks like a silent film star from the 1920s with his sex offender manager named Fatto Artex or something
January 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just absolutely destroyed the elite 4 (my level 80 Lucario and my skeledirge absolutely caried me)
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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Dont rock out with ur cock out and expect to just drop trou and plow but if shes gonna dine out with her gine out, then whip out ur pound and go to town
December 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Sex workers in Belgium are now entitled to health insurance, pensions, sick days, maternity leave, safety protections and formal employment contracts under a new law.

This is the first law of its kind in the world.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming.

Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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“If we’re both single by a certain age we will marry each other” is always a fun story concept but it could be even better if the pact is made between rivals as a drunken dare and they go on to sabotage each other’s relationships because they’ve been secretly in love all along.
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting
November 28, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range
November 27, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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There it is
November 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM