Noob Employee
@noobemployee.bsky.social
A 28y/o furry mechanic who just wants to enjoy life.
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"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
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size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.
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You spot that... Guy? Girl? Cat? at the bar again...
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
You spot that... Guy? Girl? Cat? at the bar again...
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SEGA have some new third party IP agency doing the rounds, so if you have any Yakuza, Sonic etc merch in your Etsy and you've not been got yet, it's time to rename some listings.
So another asshole reported my yakuza listings and Etsy has removed them from my store so I guess my job is done...
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
SEGA have some new third party IP agency doing the rounds, so if you have any Yakuza, Sonic etc merch in your Etsy and you've not been got yet, it's time to rename some listings.
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February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
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You can elevate and ruin any expletive by adding "and fart" to the end of it.
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
You can elevate and ruin any expletive by adding "and fart" to the end of it.
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your fursona comes on screen and this caption appears
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 PM
your fursona comes on screen and this caption appears
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this isn't as fun as some others BUT
if you're sharing your comic for free, someone's gonna complain about something unimportant at some point, the schedule, the style, a color choice etc. and I NEED you to know
that you can tell them to give you a million dollars to do it to their specifications
if you're sharing your comic for free, someone's gonna complain about something unimportant at some point, the schedule, the style, a color choice etc. and I NEED you to know
that you can tell them to give you a million dollars to do it to their specifications
What advice would you give an aspiring comic creator? - 🦝
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
this isn't as fun as some others BUT
if you're sharing your comic for free, someone's gonna complain about something unimportant at some point, the schedule, the style, a color choice etc. and I NEED you to know
that you can tell them to give you a million dollars to do it to their specifications
if you're sharing your comic for free, someone's gonna complain about something unimportant at some point, the schedule, the style, a color choice etc. and I NEED you to know
that you can tell them to give you a million dollars to do it to their specifications
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✨DID YOU KNOW✨
If you PUNCH AND ABUSE a classic arcade machine it'll ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK???
HERE'S HOW ARCADE MACHINES DEAL WITH VIOLENT ANGRY DRUNKS!!!
If you PUNCH AND ABUSE a classic arcade machine it'll ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK???
HERE'S HOW ARCADE MACHINES DEAL WITH VIOLENT ANGRY DRUNKS!!!
January 22, 2026 at 10:18 PM
✨DID YOU KNOW✨
If you PUNCH AND ABUSE a classic arcade machine it'll ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK???
HERE'S HOW ARCADE MACHINES DEAL WITH VIOLENT ANGRY DRUNKS!!!
If you PUNCH AND ABUSE a classic arcade machine it'll ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK???
HERE'S HOW ARCADE MACHINES DEAL WITH VIOLENT ANGRY DRUNKS!!!
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DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
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January 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Daily #1914 - A moody stare...
January 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Daily #1914 - A moody stare...
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A neighbor to the South Shore building said they suspected this may be the case, back in November when the then-tenants announced they were unionizing.
“This is an attempt at gentrification. Point-blank, period,” they said.
“This is an attempt at gentrification. Point-blank, period,” they said.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 AM
A neighbor to the South Shore building said they suspected this may be the case, back in November when the then-tenants announced they were unionizing.
“This is an attempt at gentrification. Point-blank, period,” they said.
“This is an attempt at gentrification. Point-blank, period,” they said.
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Waking up to 8am job at 9:30 am
January 21, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Waking up to 8am job at 9:30 am
