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@nom-de-plum.bsky.social
Den of antiquity ┇ Humourrhoid ┇ Not a gang member ┇ I like Spam ┇ Free Spinach Ablutionist ┇ Constitutional Diagonalist
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An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
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This is a 52-pound 9000+ page accordion-bound artist’s book of Donald Trump’s lies, conceived, printed, and bound by Jill and Ray Nichols of @leadgraffiti.bsky.social in Delaware. Each of the 9000 pages has the text (per the Washington Post) of one or more of Trump’s lies; none are repeated.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is a 52-pound 9000+ page accordion-bound artist’s book of Donald Trump’s lies, conceived, printed, and bound by Jill and Ray Nichols of @leadgraffiti.bsky.social in Delaware. Each of the 9000 pages has the text (per the Washington Post) of one or more of Trump’s lies; none are repeated.
Bill Clinton plays “Blue Bayou” on the saxophone.
We have discovered something worse than being on the files.
People who WISH they were on the files.
People who WISH they were on the files.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bill Clinton plays “Blue Bayou” on the saxophone.
Hegseth: We’re going to have boots in the air and planes on the ground . . .
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hegseth: We’re going to have boots in the air and planes on the ground . . .
Having to shop around for pre-owned food.
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Having to shop around for pre-owned food.
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This is the problem:
October 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is the problem:
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Portland, you magnificent weirdos
Live from the Emergency Naked Bike Ride 🚲 where the crowd hase just erupted in cheers with the arrival of the Unipipier
October 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Portland, you magnificent weirdos
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October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
After shunning the carrots and celery in the fridge for over a month, I think it’s time to confront them.
October 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
After shunning the carrots and celery in the fridge for over a month, I think it’s time to confront them.
Stephen Miller appears to be the kind of person who is deathly afraid of bagpipes.
Add drums.
Add drums.
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Stephen Miller appears to be the kind of person who is deathly afraid of bagpipes.
Add drums.
Add drums.
Have you ever tried saying ‘boo’ to a goose?
I was told not to.
I was told not to.
October 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Have you ever tried saying ‘boo’ to a goose?
I was told not to.
I was told not to.
If you ignore Jack ‘cheese’ for long enough, it becomes blue cheese.
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you ignore Jack ‘cheese’ for long enough, it becomes blue cheese.
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Visions of the future
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Visions of the future
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Marie Goldtoilette.
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Marie Goldtoilette.
It’s 10pm and vewy, vewy quiet.
After a raucous afternoon of birthday celebrations for the second child of the bloke downstairs.
I now realise why the child is named Daniel.
After a raucous afternoon of birthday celebrations for the second child of the bloke downstairs.
I now realise why the child is named Daniel.
September 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It’s 10pm and vewy, vewy quiet.
After a raucous afternoon of birthday celebrations for the second child of the bloke downstairs.
I now realise why the child is named Daniel.
After a raucous afternoon of birthday celebrations for the second child of the bloke downstairs.
I now realise why the child is named Daniel.
Time
keeps flowing like a river
to the sea.
Goodbye, my love
keeps flowing like a river
to the sea.
Goodbye, my love
The Alan Parsons Project - Time (Official Audio)
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September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Time
keeps flowing like a river
to the sea.
Goodbye, my love
keeps flowing like a river
to the sea.
Goodbye, my love
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I love Jane Goodall.
September 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I love Jane Goodall.
All escalator emergency stop buttons will henceforth be rewired to dispense Diet Coke.
Thank you for your
Thank you for your
September 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
All escalator emergency stop buttons will henceforth be rewired to dispense Diet Coke.
Thank you for your
Thank you for your
Thought I was experiencing the rapture, but then I just hit the roof.
Thought I was experiencing the rapture, but it was just my boss yelling at me.
Thought I was being raptured ‘cause I was airborne for a sec, but it was just a really good fart.
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Thought I was experiencing the rapture, but then I just hit the roof.
Got into an argument with my local pharmacist about tylenyl. He said it doesn’t exist.
That’s strange, all the idiots are going on and on about fentnol which doesn’t exist.
That’s strange, all the idiots are going on and on about fentnol which doesn’t exist.
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Got into an argument with my local pharmacist about tylenyl. He said it doesn’t exist.
That’s strange, all the idiots are going on and on about fentnol which doesn’t exist.
That’s strange, all the idiots are going on and on about fentnol which doesn’t exist.
There’s a tree in my back yard.
It just won’t stop growing.
No matter what you do.
It just won’t stop growing.
It just won’t stop growing.
No matter what you do.
It just won’t stop growing.
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There’s a tree in my back yard.
It just won’t stop growing.
No matter what you do.
It just won’t stop growing.
It just won’t stop growing.
No matter what you do.
It just won’t stop growing.
Subtly downgrade a band.
The Alan Parsons Concept.
The Alan Parsons Concept.
Subtly downgrade a band.
Yep
Yep
subtly downgrade a band
Jefferson Dirigible
Jefferson Dirigible
September 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Subtly downgrade a band.
The Alan Parsons Concept.
The Alan Parsons Concept.
Subtly downgrade a band.
The Whom.
The Whom.
Subtly downgrade a band.
My Chemical Situationship
My Chemical Situationship
Subtly downgrade a band.
Yep
Yep
September 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Subtly downgrade a band.
The Whom.
The Whom.
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September 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM