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@nom-de-plum.bsky.social

Den of antiquity ┇ Humourrhoid ┇ Not a gang member ┇ I like Spam ┇ Free Spinach Ablutionist ┇ Constitutional Diagonalist

Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Zero IQ . . .
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Another . . .
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Up in smoke . . .
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have just the item . . .
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If only his father, Fred, had read this plaque . . .
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dept. Of War == Dad’s Army
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Lovely bit of cheese, Gromit . . .”
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
👍
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
SILENCE‼
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
🦈
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🐷
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
🎄
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Joe was not happy either . . .
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mine too!
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Like this handsome couple?
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Quite so . . .
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
His daughter was always trying . . .
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He’s not too sure which is which . . .
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oink!
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hmmmm . . .
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
ICE: He was speaking Spanish!

Fawlty: Yeah, well he is from Barcelona.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You need a new cat . . .
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
😸
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM