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taddy mason
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imp of the perverse | eradicate english ivy
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Remand Luigi Mangione to my custody and I will bring him swiftly to justice
Donald Trump five minutes after meeting Nick Mullen: I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: you know a lot of people told me, they said “he’s very tall, very skinny” and folks? he’s the tallest, skinniest guy. walks with a cane, can you believe it. i said “bad knees?” he said it’s something about his ear, but i think it’s bad knees
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: i’m hearing it’s a critically acclaimed mmorpg, i don’t know what that is but it’s critically acclaim, FINAL FANTASY XIV (they say 14 but spell it “xiv” can you believe it) and it’s free folks, a GENEROUS free trial that includes the entirety of a realm re
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Rondo used Teleport !
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Collage on Gaza

After Ceasefire
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bring your drugs to work day
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My company makes a special software to manage our work and it's always acting funny. I was reporting a new bug to IT and they showed me some probability equation from Claude and I was like ohhh that's why
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Letterboxd should have a little clock icon that shows how much of a movie you watched before you gave up on it
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Nw... bracing for disappointment since it has Sean Penn in it for some reason :/
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How come when I reach the 75% completion point in any project I lose interest
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Apparently the Michelin guide didn't bother covering the American South until this year
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh that reminds me, I moved over to SoundCloud but I'm still posting monthly playlists 👇👇

on.soundcloud.com/vhHWBbI1vgts...
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Unrepentant basshead
soundcloud.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Men be so interesting then boom, unironically talking about sports
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Pretty scary how warm it is rn #justsaying
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I hate when I go to the bathroom in someone's house and there is no fan. Like why do you wanna hear me use the bathroom so bad you sick fuck
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bring back plur
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One downside to winter that nobody ever talks about is how there's way more laundry
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What if I started posting on here would that be okay
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I like the Smithfield Decretals rabbit illustrations of them goin ham on some humans so I embroidered my fav.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If we were mufos on the Hitler site and I haven't followed you back please lmk !!
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Crocheting a sweater for my dog, if anyone even cares
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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My brand
September 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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You all deserve only the best 😤
September 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM