you see, the fascism is just a distraction from the fascism, I am very smart

five or six months after becoming president i plan to do something like ban dogs by executive order. there won't be any PR around it. i won't tell the news. i will pretend to be confused if anyone asks me about it. just kinda curious what would happen.

The internet made everywhere Hollywood and the economic and social anxiety of young men is more Hotel California than Killing in the Name Of, but we're gonna condescend and tell the wayward to stop consuming content from pimps and drug abusers.

Which parents put them in office? Call CPS.

Turns out the secret to a coup is just do it on Friday. The opposition will make strongly worded posts and see what they can do about it on Monday

I can barely make time for people I like, but infinite time to be a hater. If you hear I've started journaling the demons are winning again.

I think cameras should have never gotten good, I think we were happier people when the shadows on the wall weren't HD. If we get to try again, PS2 graphics and VHS quality should be the limit.

You ever know someone who keeps a cat in a piss-stained spare room on half rations out of neglect, then acts weird when the cat hisses at them? Like an early stage dementia patient, not a piece of shit.

I think it's weird to call retaliatory class violence "senseless".

bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.

Question for people with relevant experience: do you collect "i failed nnn because of you" DMs like blackmail pokemon cards?

I would.

In light of the surge in post-election talk on tariffs and voter's remorse over getting cut off socially, I have a genuine question:

Do you cucks want to work out a special secret password for when you're ready to hear the truth, or do you like having it crash down on your heads like this?

We made a comic about deer.

Ok I let this moment radicalize me but then there were like 10000 more moments what now