Lord Frederick
@noblesatirist.bsky.social
Light verse for dark times. Rhyme is no crime! Satirist for the morally elite. Ladies’ man/feminist. NYC native. See my best Bluesky poems collected at medium.com/@NobleSatirist
Pinned
It's been a wild week in Congress.
Multiple censure attempts. An executions threat. And today, watch for possible movement toward two more discharge petitions.
Multiple censure attempts. An executions threat. And today, watch for possible movement toward two more discharge petitions.
Capitol agenda: Things are not normal on the Hill
The House plowed through several censure wars this week — and the president suggested some congressional Democrats should be executed.
www.politico.com
When airlines serve me
A gourmet dinner
And treat me like
An Oscar winner 🏆
I’ll behave 😇
In tie and tails! 🤵🏻♂️
Until then
It’s jeans & cocktails. 🍸🍸🍸🤪
—Yours, Lord (burp!)
A gourmet dinner
And treat me like
An Oscar winner 🏆
I’ll behave 😇
In tie and tails! 🤵🏻♂️
Until then
It’s jeans & cocktails. 🍸🍸🍸🤪
—Yours, Lord (burp!)
As travelers head to the airports this holiday season, the U.S. government wants them to rethink their travel checklists, their behavior — and also, their outfits. It's a part of a new campaign by Sean Duffy, the secretary of transportation, that he called “The Golden Age of Travel Starts With You.”
Sean Duffy Asks Travelers to ‘Bring Civility Back’ to Airports in New PSA
The secretary of transportation kicked off a new civility campaign on Wednesday called “The Golden Age of Travel Starts With You.”
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When airlines serve me
A gourmet dinner
And treat me like
An Oscar winner 🏆
I’ll behave 😇
In tie and tails! 🤵🏻♂️
Until then
It’s jeans & cocktails. 🍸🍸🍸🤪
—Yours, Lord (burp!)
A gourmet dinner
And treat me like
An Oscar winner 🏆
I’ll behave 😇
In tie and tails! 🤵🏻♂️
Until then
It’s jeans & cocktails. 🍸🍸🍸🤪
—Yours, Lord (burp!)
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There’s no satisfaction as a bookseller greater than leading a lovely young person who asked for Ayn Rand toward Carmen Maria Machado instead.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There’s no satisfaction as a bookseller greater than leading a lovely young person who asked for Ayn Rand toward Carmen Maria Machado instead.
So glad that I ain’t “ultrawealthy”!
It’s probably extra unhealthy.
Aristocrats don’t want to move!
So they can’t eat or make love.
“I think I’ll buy another yacht!
I’m unhappy with the one I got.”
—Yours, Lord #luxury #love
It’s probably extra unhealthy.
Aristocrats don’t want to move!
So they can’t eat or make love.
“I think I’ll buy another yacht!
I’m unhappy with the one I got.”
—Yours, Lord #luxury #love
The consumer base for luxury goods is shrinking—but the ultrawealthy are still spending.
The Wealthy Are Spending More On Vacations, Fine Dining And Yachts, Report Shows
The consumer base for luxury goods is shrinking—but the ultrawealthy are still spending.
www.forbes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I love my students so much
“Hey hey, ho ho, you and the worm have got to go.”
“Hey hey, ho ho, you and the worm have got to go.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I love my students so much
“Hey hey, ho ho, you and the worm have got to go.”
“Hey hey, ho ho, you and the worm have got to go.”
*D.C. Follies: Clown Town* 🤪
Things ain’t normal on the Hill:
“You censured Jack? I’ll censure Jill!”
And Twump is threatening to kill
Any Dem who says, “Don’t kill!”
So all credit to the GOP! 🤡 👏
We elected them for comedy.
—LF #satire #poetry #GOP
Things ain’t normal on the Hill:
“You censured Jack? I’ll censure Jill!”
And Twump is threatening to kill
Any Dem who says, “Don’t kill!”
So all credit to the GOP! 🤡 👏
We elected them for comedy.
—LF #satire #poetry #GOP
It's been a wild week in Congress.
Multiple censure attempts. An executions threat. And today, watch for possible movement toward two more discharge petitions.
Multiple censure attempts. An executions threat. And today, watch for possible movement toward two more discharge petitions.
Capitol agenda: Things are not normal on the Hill
The House plowed through several censure wars this week — and the president suggested some congressional Democrats should be executed.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Grand staircase
Models:
@reginapiil
@herodiade-cn.bsky.social
Event: @femmenue.bsky.social
Rebuilding my IG instagram.com/darth.slr
#nsfw #art #nude #artnude #artistic #beauty #model #nudity #nudes #darthslr #naked #fineart #fineartnudes #nudefineart #fineartphotography #fineartnude #artnudes
Models:
@reginapiil
@herodiade-cn.bsky.social
Event: @femmenue.bsky.social
Rebuilding my IG instagram.com/darth.slr
#nsfw #art #nude #artnude #artistic #beauty #model #nudity #nudes #darthslr #naked #fineart #fineartnudes #nudefineart #fineartphotography #fineartnude #artnudes
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Grand staircase
Models:
@reginapiil
@herodiade-cn.bsky.social
Event: @femmenue.bsky.social
Rebuilding my IG instagram.com/darth.slr
#nsfw #art #nude #artnude #artistic #beauty #model #nudity #nudes #darthslr #naked #fineart #fineartnudes #nudefineart #fineartphotography #fineartnude #artnudes
Models:
@reginapiil
@herodiade-cn.bsky.social
Event: @femmenue.bsky.social
Rebuilding my IG instagram.com/darth.slr
#nsfw #art #nude #artnude #artistic #beauty #model #nudity #nudes #darthslr #naked #fineart #fineartnudes #nudefineart #fineartphotography #fineartnude #artnudes
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AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.
Don is very “frank.” 🙄
“Lady, you’re a slut!
And you’re article stank!”
“Sir, you’re a sexist butt.”
Journalists must get franker!
“Sir, don’t be a rude wanker.”
—Yours, Lord (truly frank) 🤷🏻♀️
“Lady, you’re a slut!
And you’re article stank!”
“Sir, you’re a sexist butt.”
Journalists must get franker!
“Sir, don’t be a rude wanker.”
—Yours, Lord (truly frank) 🤷🏻♀️
Karoline Leavitt, President Trump's press secretary, on Thursday spun an incident in which Trump called a reporter from Bloomberg "piggy" last week, saying journalists should appreciate the "frankness."
Trump Calling Reporter ‘Piggy’ Was ‘Frankness,’ White House Says
Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, addressed for the first time a schoolyard insult that President Trump lobbed at a Bloomberg News reporter last week.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Don is very “frank.” 🙄
“Lady, you’re a slut!
And you’re article stank!”
“Sir, you’re a sexist butt.”
Journalists must get franker!
“Sir, don’t be a rude wanker.”
—Yours, Lord (truly frank) 🤷🏻♀️
“Lady, you’re a slut!
And you’re article stank!”
“Sir, you’re a sexist butt.”
Journalists must get franker!
“Sir, don’t be a rude wanker.”
—Yours, Lord (truly frank) 🤷🏻♀️
*Nazis & Racists Welcome* 😳
“A swastika & a noose
Are just art, you silly goose!”🪿
Says the Coast Guard. Oh, ok.
Here’s more art for ya low-key🖕
—LF #satire #poetry
“A swastika & a noose
Are just art, you silly goose!”🪿
Says the Coast Guard. Oh, ok.
Here’s more art for ya low-key🖕
—LF #satire #poetry
Breaking WaPo:
The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month.
The policy similarly downgrades the classification of nooses and the Confederate flag, though display of the latter remains banned.
The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month.
The policy similarly downgrades the classification of nooses and the Confederate flag, though display of the latter remains banned.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
All sorts of knavery!
All sorts of slavery. 🤷🏻♀️
All sorts of slavery. 🤷🏻♀️
The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
![Excerpt from a BBC article: ""We usually work, 10, 11 or 12 hours a day," says a 49-year-old woman from Jiangxi unwilling to give her name. "On Sundays we work around three hours less."
She is in an alleyway, where a dozen people are huddled around a row of bulletin boards.
They are reading the job ads on the board, while examining the stitching on a pair of chinos draped over it.
This is Shein's supply chain. The factories are contracted to make clothes on order - some small, some big. If the chinos are a hit, orders will ramp up and so must production. Factories then hire temporary workers to meet the demand their permanent staff cannot fulfil.
The migrant worker from Jiangxi is looking for a short-term contract - and the chinos are an option.
"We earn so little. The cost of living is now so high," she says, adding that she hopes to make enough to send back to her two children who are living with their grandparents.
"We get paid per piece," she explains. "It depends how difficult the item is. Something simple like a t-shirt is one-two yuan [less than a dollar] per piece and I can make around a dozen in an hour.""](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreiber7g4o5pujmzmjjzsp5dkz7blfexburuwjispfpv6dki7akjb7a@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
All sorts of knavery!
All sorts of slavery. 🤷🏻♀️
All sorts of slavery. 🤷🏻♀️
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
*Israel Won’t Cease* 🤦🏻♀️
“Got to bomb us some more tents
And pretend they’re accidents!”
“But what about the ceasefire?”
“Uh, the ‘cease’ has now expired?
All we got left I guess is fire.”
—LF #satire #Gaza #Israel
“Got to bomb us some more tents
And pretend they’re accidents!”
“But what about the ceasefire?”
“Uh, the ‘cease’ has now expired?
All we got left I guess is fire.”
—LF #satire #Gaza #Israel
Israel Launches Airstrike on Palestinian Refugee Camp in Lebanon, Killing 13 People
Israel Launches Airstrike on Palestinian Refugee Camp in Lebanon, Killing 13 People
In Lebanon, Israel launched an airstrike on a Palestinian refugee camp Ein el-Hilweh, killing 13 people and wounding several others.
www.democracynow.org
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What a convenient investigation!
“Can’t give ya the files cuz we must
Charge some Dems so them we bust!”
Followed by general indignation.
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles
“Can’t give ya the files cuz we must
Charge some Dems so them we bust!”
Followed by general indignation.
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles
The Justice Department investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to several prominent Democrats could become a reason for the department to block the release of many files.
Despite congressional action, quick release of Epstein files is in doubt
The legislation calling for the release of Justice Department files on Jeffrey Epstein includes major loopholes. The department has been silent on its plans.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What a convenient investigation!
“Can’t give ya the files cuz we must
Charge some Dems so them we bust!”
Followed by general indignation.
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles
“Can’t give ya the files cuz we must
Charge some Dems so them we bust!”
Followed by general indignation.
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles
Get your daily dose of misogyny!
Twump the “Alpha Male” 🙄
Puts women on their knees! 🤦🏻♀️
(They’re praying his heart will fail.)
🙏
Though it already failed
If you ask me. ❤️🩹
—Yours, Lord
#satire #women #poetry #WritingCommunity
Twump the “Alpha Male” 🙄
Puts women on their knees! 🤦🏻♀️
(They’re praying his heart will fail.)
🙏
Though it already failed
If you ask me. ❤️🩹
—Yours, Lord
#satire #women #poetry #WritingCommunity
Montage of 19 clips of Trump insulting, berating, demeaning and attacking female reporters over the past few months. Part 1.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Get your daily dose of misogyny!
Twump the “Alpha Male” 🙄
Puts women on their knees! 🤦🏻♀️
(They’re praying his heart will fail.)
🙏
Though it already failed
If you ask me. ❤️🩹
—Yours, Lord
#satire #women #poetry #WritingCommunity
Twump the “Alpha Male” 🙄
Puts women on their knees! 🤦🏻♀️
(They’re praying his heart will fail.)
🙏
Though it already failed
If you ask me. ❤️🩹
—Yours, Lord
#satire #women #poetry #WritingCommunity
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Our autocrat is fading fast!
He’s becoming an outcast 👎
And sinking like, like, uh, like…
Like nothing else! A rusty bike? 🤦🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord (stumped) 🤷🏻♂️
He’s becoming an outcast 👎
And sinking like, like, uh, like…
Like nothing else! A rusty bike? 🤦🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord (stumped) 🤷🏻♂️
Exclusive: President Trump's approval rating fell to 38%, the lowest since his return to power, with Americans unhappy about his handling of the cost of living and the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein, a Reuters/Ipsos poll found reut.rs/47O9ckj
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Our autocrat is fading fast!
He’s becoming an outcast 👎
And sinking like, like, uh, like…
Like nothing else! A rusty bike? 🤦🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord (stumped) 🤷🏻♂️
He’s becoming an outcast 👎
And sinking like, like, uh, like…
Like nothing else! A rusty bike? 🤦🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord (stumped) 🤷🏻♂️
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*Love Your Neighbor* ⛪️
I tell ya what we all should do!
Attend a Spanish Mass or two!
And when the shlock troops
Come to call,
We sing carols at them all! 🎶🎅🏻
“Merry Christmas, nincompoops!”
And while we white folk serenade em,
The Latinos will evade em. ✝️🎄
—Yours, Lord #satire #poetry
I tell ya what we all should do!
Attend a Spanish Mass or two!
And when the shlock troops
Come to call,
We sing carols at them all! 🎶🎅🏻
“Merry Christmas, nincompoops!”
And while we white folk serenade em,
The Latinos will evade em. ✝️🎄
—Yours, Lord #satire #poetry
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
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Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A satirist just can’t keep up! 😓
I’m gonna drown in my tea cup.
☕️ 🤿
But one more line before I sleep:
Twumpy welcomes every creep.
—Yours, Lord 🥱
I’m gonna drown in my tea cup.
☕️ 🤿
But one more line before I sleep:
Twumpy welcomes every creep.
—Yours, Lord 🥱
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is set to meet President Trump at the White House today.
The ruler had been branded a pariah in 2018 after the CIA concluded that he had approved the killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi.
The ruler had been branded a pariah in 2018 after the CIA concluded that he had approved the killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi.
Saudi crown prince to meet Trump in White House, shedding pariah status
The de facto Saudi ruler was branded a pariah in 2018 after the killing of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi. Now, U.S.-Saudi relations are approaching a high point.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A satirist just can’t keep up! 😓
I’m gonna drown in my tea cup.
☕️ 🤿
But one more line before I sleep:
Twumpy welcomes every creep.
—Yours, Lord 🥱
I’m gonna drown in my tea cup.
☕️ 🤿
But one more line before I sleep:
Twumpy welcomes every creep.
—Yours, Lord 🥱
Sex offenders having a moment!
Soon they’ll have a monument 🪨
Upon the White House lawn! 😳
“In honor of men who spawn” 🤦🏻♀️
—LF #satire #men #Tate #rhyme
Soon they’ll have a monument 🪨
Upon the White House lawn! 😳
“In honor of men who spawn” 🤦🏻♀️
—LF #satire #men #Tate #rhyme
NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation.
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate.
The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia.
Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer.
A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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"We are hearing the administration say they intend to investigate various Dems who were friends with Epstein. I beg you President Trump -- please stop making this political. It is not about you. Show some class. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment."
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"We are hearing the administration say they intend to investigate various Dems who were friends with Epstein. I beg you President Trump -- please stop making this political. It is not about you. Show some class. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment."
Reposted by Lord Frederick
In other breaking news, it's autumn in New Mexico
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
In other breaking news, it's autumn in New Mexico
How can I compete with this?!!
My production values ain’t
Worthy of such musical bliss! 🎶
I guess I’ll stay a poet & a saint.
—Yours, Saint Fred 🙏
My production values ain’t
Worthy of such musical bliss! 🎶
I guess I’ll stay a poet & a saint.
—Yours, Saint Fred 🙏
And Trump is just the man of all men. The most Alpha Male of the Alpha Men.
The excesses of a man's world come to a head.
A world that never let women balance it out.
The excesses of a man's world come to a head.
A world that never let women balance it out.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
How can I compete with this?!!
My production values ain’t
Worthy of such musical bliss! 🎶
I guess I’ll stay a poet & a saint.
—Yours, Saint Fred 🙏
My production values ain’t
Worthy of such musical bliss! 🎶
I guess I’ll stay a poet & a saint.
—Yours, Saint Fred 🙏