Lord Frederick
@noblesatirist.bsky.social
Light verse for dark times. Rhyme is no crime! Satirist for the morally elite. Lord of Queens, NYC. Ladies’ man/feminist. First Amendment fan 🇺🇸 See Lord Fred’s best Bluesky poems being collected (slowly) at medium.com/@NobleSatirist
Actually, we love them both!
But cows make a better broth.
And cows give us milk & meat!
Farmers & dogs both ❤️ beef.
—Yours, Lord
(Compassion
Is my passion!)
But cows make a better broth.
And cows give us milk & meat!
Farmers & dogs both ❤️ beef.
—Yours, Lord
(Compassion
Is my passion!)
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Actually, we love them both!
But cows make a better broth.
And cows give us milk & meat!
Farmers & dogs both ❤️ beef.
—Yours, Lord
(Compassion
Is my passion!)
But cows make a better broth.
And cows give us milk & meat!
Farmers & dogs both ❤️ beef.
—Yours, Lord
(Compassion
Is my passion!)
I bet this “Fred” does know!
A gusher of tedious prose.
—LF
A gusher of tedious prose.
—LF
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I bet this “Fred” does know!
A gusher of tedious prose.
—LF
A gusher of tedious prose.
—LF
“Plaid Stallions”—🤦🏻♀️
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Plaid Stallions”—🤦🏻♀️
And some farm boys yearn to stay!
Except NY City took all their pay.
—Yours, Lord (satirical pastoral)
Except NY City took all their pay.
—Yours, Lord (satirical pastoral)
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And some farm boys yearn to stay!
Except NY City took all their pay.
—Yours, Lord (satirical pastoral)
Except NY City took all their pay.
—Yours, Lord (satirical pastoral)
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM