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Lord Frederick
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Light verse for dark times. Rhyme is no crime! Satirist for the morally elite. Gentleman farmer on Long Island. Ladies’ man/feminist. First Amendment fan 🇺🇸 See Lord Fred’s best Bluesky poems being collected (slowly) at medium.com/@NobleSatirist
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*In the Louvre*

Mona Lisa is well guarded!
And more famous than the artist.

Just bring binoculars to see her!
Other women I find prettier.

—Lord Frederick #art #Paris
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Her Last Judgement

Among the busts of marble men
She judged them all & firmly said,
“Lord, I swear it—never again.”
I turned away & bowed my head.

🎩 #poetry #feminism
December 2, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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From an American in Paris
Thankful not to be harassed
By turkey or a pumpkin pie!
Click on the photo, wise guys.

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The best thing about Paris is The women are so well rounded! They know that to be glamorous Anywhere is knowledge the profoundest.
November 24, 2023 at 2:07 PM