Lord Frederick
@noblesatirist.bsky.social
Light verse for dark times. Rhyme is no crime! Satirist for the morally elite. Lord of Queens, NYC. Ladies’ man/feminist. First Amendment fan 🇺🇸 See Lord Fred’s best Bluesky poems being collected (slowly) at medium.com/@NobleSatirist
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Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
As you can tell from my profile,
I’m hot, hard with artsy style!
And I’m a poetic intellectual!
Thus absolutely ineffectual. 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord #WritingCommunity
I’m hot, hard with artsy style!
And I’m a poetic intellectual!
Thus absolutely ineffectual. 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord #WritingCommunity
Single women want to depart?
Too many men have lost their mind!
And married women flee to Chartes!
Leave MAGA husbands far behind.
—Yours, Lord #satire #feminism
Too many men have lost their mind!
And married women flee to Chartes!
Leave MAGA husbands far behind.
—Yours, Lord #satire #feminism
A growing percentage of young women no longer see a future in the U.S. trib.al/JJwJlz3
Roughly 40% of women aged 15—44 said that they would permanently move abroad if they were able to, according to a 2025 Gallup Poll. That included 45% of single women, and 41% of married women.
Roughly 40% of women aged 15—44 said that they would permanently move abroad if they were able to, according to a 2025 Gallup Poll. That included 45% of single women, and 41% of married women.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The longtime journalist Tina Brown says she is “burning with resentment” at the “digital barons” who have taken over some of the media’s biggest outlets. On “The Interview,” she shares what gives her hope that people can fight back against the superrich. Read or listen here. nyti.ms/49TKIaw
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The longtime journalist Tina Brown says she is “burning with resentment” at the “digital barons” who have taken over some of the media’s biggest outlets. On “The Interview,” she shares what gives her hope that people can fight back against the superrich. Read or listen here. nyti.ms/49TKIaw
Jeff was a “terrific guy”. 😐
Liked women on the younger side.
(So young they weren’t women really.
Jeff was a tad touchy-feely!) 😳
He said Twump “knew about the girls”.
And Don “spent hours” with a girl.
Jeff was sure a terrific guy.
Surely Don would never lie!
—LF #satire #poetry #Epstein
Liked women on the younger side.
(So young they weren’t women really.
Jeff was a tad touchy-feely!) 😳
He said Twump “knew about the girls”.
And Don “spent hours” with a girl.
Jeff was sure a terrific guy.
Surely Don would never lie!
—LF #satire #poetry #Epstein
"I've known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."
--Donald Trump in 2002 to New York magazine.
--Donald Trump in 2002 to New York magazine.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Chorégraphie
Garry Winogrand
Garry Winogrand
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Garry Winogrand
Garry Winogrand
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NEW: Jenna Norton, an NIH employee who is openly critical of Trump & RFK Jr, has been put on "non-disciplinary" administrative leave. She says the administration is trying to "scare and silence me." An HHS official, asked to comment, called her a radical leftist.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
N.I.H. Worker Who Criticized Trump Health Policies Says She Is on Administrative Leave
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
NEW: Jenna Norton, an NIH employee who is openly critical of Trump & RFK Jr, has been put on "non-disciplinary" administrative leave. She says the administration is trying to "scare and silence me." An HHS official, asked to comment, called her a radical leftist.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
War is getting a bad reputation!
The young don’t favor obliteration.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️
The young don’t favor obliteration.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️
This Remembrance Day, we should reflect not just on sacrifices past, but on how Britain fills its military ranks today.
Military recruitment is in crisis. Here's how we can make the system fairer
www.bigissue.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
War is getting a bad reputation!
The young don’t favor obliteration.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️
The young don’t favor obliteration.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️
*Women vs. Twump* 👩🏻⚖️🧑⚖️
Denial Dam about to break! ⛓️💥
It’s a rap that Twump can’t shake.
He is *groping* for an escape! 😐
“Every Democrat does RAPE!” 🤦🏻♀️
—LF #satire #women #feminism
Denial Dam about to break! ⛓️💥
It’s a rap that Twump can’t shake.
He is *groping* for an escape! 😐
“Every Democrat does RAPE!” 🤦🏻♀️
—LF #satire #women #feminism
Four women who have accused President Donald Trump of inappropriate sexual contact signed onto a letter sent Friday to Congress by survivors of Jeffrey Epstein, demanding the release of all the files on the accused sex trafficker.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Trump accusers join Epstein survivors in plea to Congress to release files
"Deliver a promise the American people have awaited for far too long," they implored lawmakers in a letter.
www.nbcnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Kyiv, Sophia Square today.
The annual “Empty Chairs” event –
in support of journalists, writers, and cultural figures
missing, imprisoned, or held captive
because of russia’s war against Ukraine.
I was there. I want the world to see.
The annual “Empty Chairs” event –
in support of journalists, writers, and cultural figures
missing, imprisoned, or held captive
because of russia’s war against Ukraine.
I was there. I want the world to see.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Kyiv, Sophia Square today.
The annual “Empty Chairs” event –
in support of journalists, writers, and cultural figures
missing, imprisoned, or held captive
because of russia’s war against Ukraine.
I was there. I want the world to see.
The annual “Empty Chairs” event –
in support of journalists, writers, and cultural figures
missing, imprisoned, or held captive
because of russia’s war against Ukraine.
I was there. I want the world to see.
Oh come on, Yeats!
“Dishevelled tide”?
That’s awful spelling, mate!
But have a nice “ride” ! 🧚♀️
As for your fairy innuendo,
We’re not fooled!
We know now what you intend-o!
On fairy sex we been schooled.
—Yours, Lord #fairylit 🧚🧚♀️🧚♂️🧌
“Dishevelled tide”?
That’s awful spelling, mate!
But have a nice “ride” ! 🧚♀️
As for your fairy innuendo,
We’re not fooled!
We know now what you intend-o!
On fairy sex we been schooled.
—Yours, Lord #fairylit 🧚🧚♀️🧚♂️🧌
‘Faeries, come take me out of this dull world,
For I would ride with you upon the wind,
Run on the top of the dishevelled tide,
And dance upon the mountains like a flame!’~ Yeats
This #BookWormSat takes elvish delight in the fairies, sprites, pixies and little people of literature. Join us. 🧚
For I would ride with you upon the wind,
Run on the top of the dishevelled tide,
And dance upon the mountains like a flame!’~ Yeats
This #BookWormSat takes elvish delight in the fairies, sprites, pixies and little people of literature. Join us. 🧚
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh come on, Yeats!
“Dishevelled tide”?
That’s awful spelling, mate!
But have a nice “ride” ! 🧚♀️
As for your fairy innuendo,
We’re not fooled!
We know now what you intend-o!
On fairy sex we been schooled.
—Yours, Lord #fairylit 🧚🧚♀️🧚♂️🧌
“Dishevelled tide”?
That’s awful spelling, mate!
But have a nice “ride” ! 🧚♀️
As for your fairy innuendo,
We’re not fooled!
We know now what you intend-o!
On fairy sex we been schooled.
—Yours, Lord #fairylit 🧚🧚♀️🧚♂️🧌
As you can tell from my profile,
I’m hot, hard with artsy style!
And I’m a poetic intellectual!
Thus absolutely ineffectual. 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord #WritingCommunity
I’m hot, hard with artsy style!
And I’m a poetic intellectual!
Thus absolutely ineffectual. 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord #WritingCommunity
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
As you can tell from my profile,
I’m hot, hard with artsy style!
And I’m a poetic intellectual!
Thus absolutely ineffectual. 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord #WritingCommunity
I’m hot, hard with artsy style!
And I’m a poetic intellectual!
Thus absolutely ineffectual. 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord #WritingCommunity
Kids, don’t grow up
To be a boat bomber! 🚣♀️ 💣
You could end up
With Twump in the slammer! 😱
—LF (and don’t hunt white whales!) 🐋 #satire #poetry
To be a boat bomber! 🚣♀️ 💣
You could end up
With Twump in the slammer! 😱
—LF (and don’t hunt white whales!) 🐋 #satire #poetry
This memo is almost an admission of legal *vulnerability* for those carrying out bombings.
“It signals fear that what they’re doing is illegal and that they could possibly be subject to criminal action under US law and international law,” Rep Adam Smith tells me. 4/
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
“It signals fear that what they’re doing is illegal and that they could possibly be subject to criminal action under US law and international law,” Rep Adam Smith tells me. 4/
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
meidasnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
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“Just as farm boys yearn to go to New York, so do New York editors yearn to know what’s on the farm boy’s mind. Sometimes they sounded almost anxious.”
rayboomhower.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-...
rayboomhower.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-...
The Magazine and the Writer: Harper's and John Bartlow Martin
While living in the Hubbard Woods neighborhood in Winnetka, Illinoi in the early 1940s with his young wife Fran, freelance writer John Bartl...
rayboomhower.blogspot.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Just as farm boys yearn to go to New York, so do New York editors yearn to know what’s on the farm boy’s mind. Sometimes they sounded almost anxious.”
rayboomhower.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-...
rayboomhower.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-...
*Defense Con Tractors* 🔫
“Wanna buy a new bazooka?
It fires backwards! Nobody shoots ya
In the back while you’re fighting!
It even has backward lighting” 🔦
—LF (they’ll add a free tractor! 🚜)
#satite #WritingCommunity #war
“Wanna buy a new bazooka?
It fires backwards! Nobody shoots ya
In the back while you’re fighting!
It even has backward lighting” 🔦
—LF (they’ll add a free tractor! 🚜)
#satite #WritingCommunity #war
Weapons makers have 'conned' US military into buying expensive equipment, Army Secretary says reut.rs/3XqCKOO
Weapons makers have 'conned' US military into buying expensive equipment, Army Secretary says
Large defense companies have "conned" the U.S. military into buying expensive equipment when cheaper commercial options would have been available, U.S. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll said.
reut.rs
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*Defense Con Tractors* 🔫
“Wanna buy a new bazooka?
It fires backwards! Nobody shoots ya
In the back while you’re fighting!
It even has backward lighting” 🔦
—LF (they’ll add a free tractor! 🚜)
#satite #WritingCommunity #war
“Wanna buy a new bazooka?
It fires backwards! Nobody shoots ya
In the back while you’re fighting!
It even has backward lighting” 🔦
—LF (they’ll add a free tractor! 🚜)
#satite #WritingCommunity #war
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*A Young Man Refuses*
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
All 18-year-old German men will be summoned to medical inspections to determine their fitness to serve in the military under a deal struck between the country’s ruling parties. on.ft.com/3Xehlsh
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*A Young Man Refuses*
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Nancy Mace keeps insisting Trump "protects" women, even as she voted to release the Epstein files.
This is incoherent, but her nonsense reflects a deeper dilemma facing all Republican women: keeping up their delusions about Trump.
www.salon.com/2025/11/14/s...
This is incoherent, but her nonsense reflects a deeper dilemma facing all Republican women: keeping up their delusions about Trump.
www.salon.com/2025/11/14/s...
Sorry, Nancy Mace. Donald Trump hasn’t “protected women”
The congresswoman’s Epstein dilemma is a problem for all Republican women
www.salon.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Nancy Mace keeps insisting Trump "protects" women, even as she voted to release the Epstein files.
This is incoherent, but her nonsense reflects a deeper dilemma facing all Republican women: keeping up their delusions about Trump.
www.salon.com/2025/11/14/s...
This is incoherent, but her nonsense reflects a deeper dilemma facing all Republican women: keeping up their delusions about Trump.
www.salon.com/2025/11/14/s...
War is expensive! 💰💰💰
And the killing—offensive!
Peace is far cheaper. 🤷🏻♀️
And less work for Grim Reaper.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️ #poetry
And the killing—offensive!
Peace is far cheaper. 🤷🏻♀️
And less work for Grim Reaper.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️ #poetry
The Trump administration's Department of War rebranding effort looks even more foolish than it initially appeared, thanks to an eye-watering price tag. “Trump’s directive to change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War could cost as much as $2 billion,” NBC News reports.
Trump's 'Department of War' rebrand could be outrageously expensive
This isn't the "efficiency" we were promised.
www.msnbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
War is expensive! 💰💰💰
And the killing—offensive!
Peace is far cheaper. 🤷🏻♀️
And less work for Grim Reaper.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️ #poetry
And the killing—offensive!
Peace is far cheaper. 🤷🏻♀️
And less work for Grim Reaper.
—Yours, Lord ☮️🕊️✌️ #poetry
Operation Pickle Spear 🥒
Is under way, or so I hear.
Drop the pickles! Let them fall!
Hegseth has one ten feet tall! 😮
Who’s the target? 🎯 I can’t say.
All of South Americay?
Maybe all of Africa! 😳
Or rather liberal Tribeca?
Someone call the NY Times! 📲
Look out for some falling brine!
—LF 🫣
Is under way, or so I hear.
Drop the pickles! Let them fall!
Hegseth has one ten feet tall! 😮
Who’s the target? 🎯 I can’t say.
All of South Americay?
Maybe all of Africa! 😳
Or rather liberal Tribeca?
Someone call the NY Times! 📲
Look out for some falling brine!
—LF 🫣
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Operation Pickle Spear 🥒
Is under way, or so I hear.
Drop the pickles! Let them fall!
Hegseth has one ten feet tall! 😮
Who’s the target? 🎯 I can’t say.
All of South Americay?
Maybe all of Africa! 😳
Or rather liberal Tribeca?
Someone call the NY Times! 📲
Look out for some falling brine!
—LF 🫣
Is under way, or so I hear.
Drop the pickles! Let them fall!
Hegseth has one ten feet tall! 😮
Who’s the target? 🎯 I can’t say.
All of South Americay?
Maybe all of Africa! 😳
Or rather liberal Tribeca?
Someone call the NY Times! 📲
Look out for some falling brine!
—LF 🫣
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This is what gender solidarity & collective action to oppress women looks like, Part 4:
Jeffrey Epstein funding conferences specifically to exclude & disadvantage women scientists.
Many men knowingly participated in this & it wasn't out of class solidarity--physicists aren't billionaires.
Jeffrey Epstein funding conferences specifically to exclude & disadvantage women scientists.
Many men knowingly participated in this & it wasn't out of class solidarity--physicists aren't billionaires.
Epstein’s ticking time bomb for science: Years ago, before the name of Epstein had registered, I had lunch with a prominent woman physicist. She told me Epstein was funding exclusive physics conferences for favoured male physicists to which women like her were excluded.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
This is what gender solidarity & collective action to oppress women looks like, Part 4:
Jeffrey Epstein funding conferences specifically to exclude & disadvantage women scientists.
Many men knowingly participated in this & it wasn't out of class solidarity--physicists aren't billionaires.
Jeffrey Epstein funding conferences specifically to exclude & disadvantage women scientists.
Many men knowingly participated in this & it wasn't out of class solidarity--physicists aren't billionaires.
*A Young Man Refuses*
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
All 18-year-old German men will be summoned to medical inspections to determine their fitness to serve in the military under a deal struck between the country’s ruling parties. on.ft.com/3Xehlsh
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*A Young Man Refuses*
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
Inspect my body all you want!
But my conscience says I can’t
Participate in your fine wars.
I am not fit to kill. Love, Lars
—LF #pacifism #nonviolence #Germany #poetry
Ok, so the “clock” is ticking! 🙄
Twump the Warrior is sticking
It to Venezuela! So obscene! 🫣
He needs to distract from Epstein.
So he’ll attack a little nation?
He’ll get he thinks a big ovation.
—LF #nowar #peace #rhyme
Twump the Warrior is sticking
It to Venezuela! So obscene! 🫣
He needs to distract from Epstein.
So he’ll attack a little nation?
He’ll get he thinks a big ovation.
—LF #nowar #peace #rhyme
The USS Gerald R. Ford's arrival in the Caribbean sets a “shot clock” for the U.S. to either strike Venezuela or stand down.
‘The Shot Clock Is Running’: Trump Faces Binary Choice on Venezuela Strikes
www.newsweek.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This post was just too subtle
For the angry mob to cuddle!
But was a brilliant rebuttal. 🤷🏻♀️
—LF (embrace the neglect!)
For the angry mob to cuddle!
But was a brilliant rebuttal. 🤷🏻♀️
—LF (embrace the neglect!)
When Jesus died on the cross,
Was that just a political loss?
And “Blessed are the meek!”
A “cave” can be the other cheek.
Before Christ gave his sermon,
He fed the people the best salmon
—LF (oh, SNAP!) 🫰
Was that just a political loss?
And “Blessed are the meek!”
A “cave” can be the other cheek.
Before Christ gave his sermon,
He fed the people the best salmon
—LF (oh, SNAP!) 🫰
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This post was just too subtle
For the angry mob to cuddle!
But was a brilliant rebuttal. 🤷🏻♀️
—LF (embrace the neglect!)
For the angry mob to cuddle!
But was a brilliant rebuttal. 🤷🏻♀️
—LF (embrace the neglect!)