CallMeNoah
@noahpurdy77.bsky.social
🇺🇲🇩🇪 The sleeziest dino you'll ever meet. No, I'm not a furry, stop asking. Pro-IRS.
When the Paris Climate Accords were signed a little less than 10 years ago, the global average temps stood at +1.0C. We're now at +1.5C, which is about half a degree over the course of a decade. And looking at the way politics is moving, I'm entirely pessimistic about our survival chances.
January 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When the Paris Climate Accords were signed a little less than 10 years ago, the global average temps stood at +1.0C. We're now at +1.5C, which is about half a degree over the course of a decade. And looking at the way politics is moving, I'm entirely pessimistic about our survival chances.
That feeling when you have to quit a Duolingo lesson despite going in with full hearts
December 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM
That feeling when you have to quit a Duolingo lesson despite going in with full hearts
So is Dennis Prager just fine now or what happened?
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
So is Dennis Prager just fine now or what happened?
My lawyers have advised me not to comment on this post
December 8, 2024 at 10:13 AM
My lawyers have advised me not to comment on this post
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
I think my parents are on the verge of going down an EMR radiation paranoia rabbit hole, how do I stop it?
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 AM
I think my parents are on the verge of going down an EMR radiation paranoia rabbit hole, how do I stop it?
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
Only two Bond movies left before I finish the series, The World is Not Enough is next
December 5, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Only two Bond movies left before I finish the series, The World is Not Enough is next
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citibike aint no rat
December 5, 2024 at 5:18 PM
citibike aint no rat
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I agree with Vivek!
🚨NEW on CNN: Audio and video we uncovered show Vivek Ramaswamy spent years attacking his DOGE partner Elon Musk as a puppet of China. Calling him “in China’s pocket,” “bending the knee to Xi Jinping,” and jumping “like a circus monkey” to get favors for business in China. www.cnn.com/2024/12/03/p...
Before DOGE, Ramaswamy spent years attacking Musk for ties to China | CNN Politics
Vivek Ramaswamy, the co-chair of the proposed Department of Government Efficiency alongside billionaire Elon Musk, has a lengthy history of attacking his partner’s ties to China, frequently referring ...
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December 4, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I agree with Vivek!
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The good guys need to stop doing this.
Judge Robert N. Scola Jr., a cancer survivor, recused himself from a case against United Healthcare, stating that the company's denial of treatment was "immoral and barbaric", and that his opinions regarding the company would prevent him from "deciding this case fairly and impartially."
December 5, 2024 at 12:52 AM
The good guys need to stop doing this.
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capitalism communism
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killing CEOs
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killing CEOs
United Health CEO is assassinated in NYC.
Wall Street: this is good.
Wall Street: this is good.
December 5, 2024 at 1:16 AM
capitalism communism
🫱🏼🫲🏾
killing CEOs
🫱🏼🫲🏾
killing CEOs
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
The CEO of United Health, a "healthcare" ""provider"" with a 32% claim rejection rate, was assassinated in New York. Boy do I sure hope nobody is inspired by this attack. That would be terrible.
December 5, 2024 at 6:59 AM
The CEO of United Health, a "healthcare" ""provider"" with a 32% claim rejection rate, was assassinated in New York. Boy do I sure hope nobody is inspired by this attack. That would be terrible.
Guys, trust me, a haircut can literally change everything.
December 3, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Guys, trust me, a haircut can literally change everything.
South Korea is definitely not fixing the fertility rate any time soon with incompetency in government on the level of President Yoon.
December 3, 2024 at 8:40 PM
South Korea is definitely not fixing the fertility rate any time soon with incompetency in government on the level of President Yoon.
What an asocial thing to say
Canʼt tell you how much it bothers me that most German cinemas show films in a dubbed version. Itʼs so yucky.
November 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
What an asocial thing to say
Rawdogging the gym w/ no headphones
November 29, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Rawdogging the gym w/ no headphones
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I can’t believe this is real
November 27, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I can’t believe this is real
Wieso gibt es diese Staffel Masked Singer nur 2 Leute die nicht singen können? Natürlich werden die sofort rausgevoted. Es sollte eigentlich genau anders herum sein. Lass mal ne Staffel ohne Sänger machen.
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Wieso gibt es diese Staffel Masked Singer nur 2 Leute die nicht singen können? Natürlich werden die sofort rausgevoted. Es sollte eigentlich genau anders herum sein. Lass mal ne Staffel ohne Sänger machen.