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Deep in the heart of the golden west

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Big snow capped volcanoes are so cool
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I think its pretty clear that ww2 movies are in fact load bearing in the culture and we probably need to mandate a few every year
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Really? Because that’s different from when he said he wanted to execute members of Congress
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Read the joint statement from myself, Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) and Representatives Jason Crow (D-CO-06), Chris Deluzio (D-PA-17), Maggie Goodlander (D-NH-02), and Chrissy Houlahan (D-PA-06):
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Since 852dude deactivated, one of my favorite threads is broken. Where I was riffing about whether or not future archeologists would be able to decipher the contents of the digital storage devices found under drifts of petrified microplastics, or if this would be a dark age in the historical record
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It’s not all bad news. Someone might find a USB adapter to some future standard and it’ll be like the Rosetta Stone 
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
America is inalienable rights pilled
Ok fine I’ll watch the new Ken Burns doc
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Ok fine I’ll watch the new Ken Burns doc
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Look deep into the anxious depths of his silly soul
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I need to go hike in the snow this weekend
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The bears are enemy number one, apparently
September 12, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I woke up early and watched a 1999 TV documentary about Chaco Canyon narrated by Robert Redford.

I had no idea that they were the largest buildings in North America until the 1800s, or that the walls of the buildings align with the equinox, or that we don’t know what the internal rooms were for
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Thor save us! Looks like Witkoff tweeted what was meant to be a DM, saying the content for this Axios story must have come from "K." Almost certainly this refers to Kirill Dmitriev. It seems the russian side is leaking this for a reason. My shortbus comment in 🧵 was way too generous beyond 😜
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Steyer 26: A ‘sure, I guess’ we can believe in
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Watching Ben Shapiro and other MAGA Jews slowly figure out the corner that they've boxed themselves into is a reminder that the only real security for American Jews isn't in making common cause with right-wing Christian Zionists, but in cosmopolitanism and multiethnic solidarity.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Every time X is down, certain people come to bluesky to complain about a hostile version of bluesky that only existed for a month in 2023, or that they saw somebody that annoyed them, or that the people they follow are boring.

🥱 for years now
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
MBS probably thinks the frilly gold bullshit is a little much, but the extrajudicial killings are JUST RIGHT
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just twiddling his thumbs. MBS loves this
Trump to MBS: "We've always been on the same side of every issue."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
American Society might be faltering, but at least we have almond croissants everywhere. A few years ago you couldn’t get almond croissants everywhere.
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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You actually are bleeding out, bro. You've been hit like five times.
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
LMFAO, but ok now no more attention for this
You don’t have to get mad at the Olivia Nuzzi book. You don’t need to do anything about it at all. They feed off your attention, and I’ve done too much with this post already
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My first tabasco pepper started ripening today. Only half way through November. I might try and overwinter this one 🌱🌶️
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Seems like he’s only a few more late night plane rides away from a Colonel Jessup code red breakdown
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
For Thanksgiving, I think I want some sort of turkey fajitas with cranberry jalapeño salsa. That’s the vision
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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i find it strange that no one sees any strategic value, politically, in cultivating bluesky, and i think it really just shows you a lack of imagination, and more fundamentally, a lack of political vision and will
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Yesterday after the rain.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM