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he/him frfr
uhhh idk what else to say
he/him frfr
uhhh idk what else to say
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Avery Green of Weston-Super-Mare submitted an exciting blend of tracks for Monday’s Top Fifteen Show
09:00-10:00 UK #music #RadioCaroline #TopFifteen @TheRadCaroline #PoweredByTheSun #playradiocaroline #radioshow @andrevanos.bsky.social
09:00-10:00 UK #music #RadioCaroline #TopFifteen @TheRadCaroline #PoweredByTheSun #playradiocaroline #radioshow @andrevanos.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Avery Green of Weston-Super-Mare submitted an exciting blend of tracks for Monday’s Top Fifteen Show
09:00-10:00 UK #music #RadioCaroline #TopFifteen @TheRadCaroline #PoweredByTheSun #playradiocaroline #radioshow @andrevanos.bsky.social
09:00-10:00 UK #music #RadioCaroline #TopFifteen @TheRadCaroline #PoweredByTheSun #playradiocaroline #radioshow @andrevanos.bsky.social
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Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
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watching gay pornography on your computer is praxis and honoring alan turing
August 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
watching gay pornography on your computer is praxis and honoring alan turing
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a lot of people are heading online these days without even touching a keyboard or mouse, thanks to what i call "the smartphone revolution." apple got the ball rolling when they came out with the iphone, but there are all kinds of makes and models out there now. selling like hotcakes, too
August 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
a lot of people are heading online these days without even touching a keyboard or mouse, thanks to what i call "the smartphone revolution." apple got the ball rolling when they came out with the iphone, but there are all kinds of makes and models out there now. selling like hotcakes, too
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caused a ruckus at this vietnamese restaurant, i said what are you gonna do? banh mi?
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
caused a ruckus at this vietnamese restaurant, i said what are you gonna do? banh mi?
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Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath frontman and icon of British heavy metal, dies aged 76
Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath frontman and icon of British heavy metal, dies aged 76
The singer, who later became famous on reality TV show The Osbournes, dies less than three weeks after retirement concert
Ozzy Osbourne, whose gleeful “Prince of Darkness” image made him one of the most iconic rock frontmen of all time, has died aged 76.
A statement from the Osbourne family reads: “It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.” No cause of death was given, though Osbourne had experienced various forms of ill health in recent years. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath frontman and icon of British heavy metal, dies aged 76
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we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
July 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
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1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
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knuck tatts that say uhhh/hhhh
July 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
knuck tatts that say uhhh/hhhh
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good morning bluesky friends ❤️
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
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Omg, absolutely incredible reason for AO3 to have been down hachyderm.io/@vashti/1147... (alt text at original)
Vashti (@vashti@hachyderm.io)
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Why #Ao3 was down yesterday:
hachyderm.io
July 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Omg, absolutely incredible reason for AO3 to have been down hachyderm.io/@vashti/1147... (alt text at original)
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
July 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie
operator: wow!
me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee
operator: oh right. do you take cash
me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so
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I wonder if someone would play with me…
July 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I wonder if someone would play with me…
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waitress (trying to ignore my son sipping from a cup of sour cream like it’s a shot glass): and how is everything?
June 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
waitress (trying to ignore my son sipping from a cup of sour cream like it’s a shot glass): and how is everything?
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it's pickle weather. your doctor, Dr. Seth, prescribes you between 4 and 40 pickles PO
June 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it's pickle weather. your doctor, Dr. Seth, prescribes you between 4 and 40 pickles PO
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checking in on my authenticator app this morning. I don’t need to authenticate anything, I just wanna see what zany numbers that thing is cookin up
June 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
checking in on my authenticator app this morning. I don’t need to authenticate anything, I just wanna see what zany numbers that thing is cookin up
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every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
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nba players are by rule permitted to pick up their dribble and even run down the court while carrying the ball if they loudly sing a song in lieu of dribbling. that no one ever does speaks to how self-conscious even the most well-known and confident among us can be
June 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
nba players are by rule permitted to pick up their dribble and even run down the court while carrying the ball if they loudly sing a song in lieu of dribbling. that no one ever does speaks to how self-conscious even the most well-known and confident among us can be
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Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
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If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut science research and education the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
May 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut science research and education the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
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why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
April 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough