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Nix
@nixjeelvy.bsky.social
A Dionysian who went to war. Writer, traveller, dreamer, asshole.
Charlie Brown, I've got one word for you, just one word. Plastics.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Not a single one of the big pro-Trump "Canadian MAGA" accounts is actually Canadian.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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the reason why USA is desperately trying to 'end' the war. to save russia.
A reminder why Putin is desperate to end the war ASAP.

Revenue is falling due to US and drone sanctions, and 5 months ago banks warned a debt crisis was coming within 12 months. Now bad debt is over 10 trillion rubles, and that crisis is arriving.

They are almost out of time.💣
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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British politician Nathan Gill received ten and a half years for spreading Russian propaganda.

A Former MEP from the United Kingdom, leader of the UKIP & Reform UK right-wing populist party branches in Wales, Nathan Gill, was sentenced to ten and a half years in prison.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Oaks: nyehehehe, I will germinate nuts which are full of fat and calorie-dense, but I'll make them completely unpalatable to humans and impossible for the human gut to process, that way they'll never get their precious nutrients.
Humans: -soft, chilly voice- Unleash the hogs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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As much as it’s funny to see use the Twitter chat bots to take the piss out of musk due to him making it worse and worse do remember that the data center behind it is poisoning people and using the site and that stupid bot has real world physical harms.
We Went to the Town Elon Musk Is Poisoning
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Canada and Germany join us in the 20th century.

youtu.be/RPrAQCEWTiA
Canada and Germany Grow Under Pressure
YouTube video by Nix Jeelvy
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Great Khan secures the blessing of the Pope and with it the Mandate of Heaven.
IL Gov. Pritzker meets with Pope Leo XIV and brings him cans of 'Da Pope' beer from Chicago brewery:

"We bring good tidings from Chicago."
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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German Chancellor Merz:

Last week in Brazil, I asked the journalists with me who wanted to stay. No one raised a hand.

Everyone was relieved to return to Germany that Friday night—especially given the place we were in.
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: -screaming curses in 5 different languages in the bathroom-
Mrs: Did Trump did something stupid again or are you just combing your hair?
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why they support pedophilia and rape, but draw the line at blowjobs.

youtu.be/5as8jp9YfKE
Trump Blows It: MAGA Sexual Morality
YouTube video by Nix Jeelvy
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November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Now that we’ve all processed the information of Trump giving other men blowjobs (good for him?), let’s return to the fact he raped children and Putin has blackmail on him that Epstein knew about and likely provided to Russia. Impeachment and arrest now.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Ω🚨Ω

smoking gun as far as epstein crypto / political fuckery...

one of the more ominous emails in the #epsteinfiles collection is a conversation where #stevebannon and #epstein discuss "coin issues", "campaign donations", and "foreign donors" in response […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Donald Trump needs to keep Bill Clinton out of his mouth
Trump: Epstein and I had a very bad relationship for many years. You have got to find out what did he know with respect to Bill Clinton… all those people that knew including JP Morgan Chase..

Reporter: If there is nothing incriminating in the files, why not—

Trump: QUIET! QUIET!
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
30 years later and we're still discussing Bill Clinton's dick.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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This is canon.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
People believe things, and act on those beliefs.

youtu.be/HPUDIPkQsU8
Why MAGA Thought it Would Survive Epstein
YouTube video by Nix Jeelvy
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Don’t let these two get away. They are also in the Epstein files
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM