Nitelite
@niteliter.bsky.social
Part time doctor
Full time CFB junkie
“I’m never the bigger person.”
Full time CFB junkie
“I’m never the bigger person.”
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BRONTOSAURUS: roar
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
BRONTOSAURUS: roar
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
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You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
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Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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Malcolm X
The X Men
Stock X
The X Files
Generation X
The X Games
Xbox
Twitter
The X Men
Stock X
The X Files
Generation X
The X Games
Xbox
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Malcolm X
The X Men
Stock X
The X Files
Generation X
The X Games
Xbox
Twitter
The X Men
Stock X
The X Files
Generation X
The X Games
Xbox
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
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nfl games would be vastly improved with marching bands btw
November 17, 2024 at 10:31 PM
nfl games would be vastly improved with marching bands btw
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The masculine urge to find five corn-fed monsters and a freak athlete and Run The Damn Ball
NEWS: Wisconsin coach Luke Fickell has fired OC Phil Longo.
November 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
The masculine urge to find five corn-fed monsters and a freak athlete and Run The Damn Ball
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Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads
November 17, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads
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Internal Server Error, my old enemy, we meet again.
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Internal Server Error, my old enemy, we meet again.
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For every like this gets, I’ll tell you one of my favorite movies, only the only one I’ll list is Hot Rod.
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
For every like this gets, I’ll tell you one of my favorite movies, only the only one I’ll list is Hot Rod.
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Them: What’s a forklift?
Me: Food usually.
Me: Food usually.
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Them: What’s a forklift?
Me: Food usually.
Me: Food usually.
NFL teams, there is one free agent out there who has made more money kicking field goals this week than your current kicker.
You know you need Henry Silver.
You know you need Henry Silver.
November 17, 2024 at 9:25 PM
NFL teams, there is one free agent out there who has made more money kicking field goals this week than your current kicker.
You know you need Henry Silver.
You know you need Henry Silver.
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If y’all don’t want to hear Mariah Carey singing about all she wants for Christmas in November how about you start writing some Thanksgiving bops?!
November 16, 2024 at 12:57 PM
If y’all don’t want to hear Mariah Carey singing about all she wants for Christmas in November how about you start writing some Thanksgiving bops?!
We really should be interacting more with almost every post and content you enjoy on Bluesky.
Helps the devs with the algo and reinforce your ecosystem.
Helps the devs with the algo and reinforce your ecosystem.
November 13, 2024 at 2:32 PM
We really should be interacting more with almost every post and content you enjoy on Bluesky.
Helps the devs with the algo and reinforce your ecosystem.
Helps the devs with the algo and reinforce your ecosystem.
What if I told you the leading CFB team in total rushing yards was the Knights in black and gold?
What if I told you the second leading CFB team in total rushing yards was the Knights in black and gold?
What if I told you the second leading CFB team in total rushing yards was the Knights in black and gold?
November 13, 2024 at 1:53 PM
What if I told you the leading CFB team in total rushing yards was the Knights in black and gold?
What if I told you the second leading CFB team in total rushing yards was the Knights in black and gold?
What if I told you the second leading CFB team in total rushing yards was the Knights in black and gold?