I’m against forced birth and the most pro choice person ever but sign me up to be in Superman’s breeding harem expeditiously
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I’m against forced birth and the most pro choice person ever but sign me up to be in Superman’s breeding harem expeditiously
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What is political violence? Is it when politicians dispatch troops/tanks to our cities? Is it when masked ICE agents, assault, kidnap/disappear people to concentration camps? Is it when school children/others are shot? Or only when political figures are shot?
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What is political violence? Is it when politicians dispatch troops/tanks to our cities? Is it when masked ICE agents, assault, kidnap/disappear people to concentration camps? Is it when school children/others are shot? Or only when political figures are shot?
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every time you hear someone try to launder false goodwill for a fascist like Charlie Kirk when talking about his death, please think of this.
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
every time you hear someone try to launder false goodwill for a fascist like Charlie Kirk when talking about his death, please think of this.
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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How hard is it to make guillotines? Asking for a friend.
February 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How hard is it to make guillotines? Asking for a friend.
I might be accidentally in love with Taylor Sheridan
January 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I might be accidentally in love with Taylor Sheridan
I read 4 books today. I might need to get another hobby.
December 5, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I read 4 books today. I might need to get another hobby.
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[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
I fucking cannot stand Josh Hawley
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I fucking cannot stand Josh Hawley
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if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 PM
if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
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Me: do you think I’ll get my harmonica back after the trial?
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Me: do you think I’ll get my harmonica back after the trial?
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
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Here's another MAGA block list! 😊
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 17, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Here's another MAGA block list! 😊
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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This is a good block list. Best part is that as MAGA are added, once you subscribe and block all, all the new adds are blocked, too. bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
This is a good block list. Best part is that as MAGA are added, once you subscribe and block all, all the new adds are blocked, too. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Need to sleep, just gonna read all of the internet real quick.
November 18, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Need to sleep, just gonna read all of the internet real quick.
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Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work
November 18, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work
Don’t tell my tbr pile plz
I don’t know how to tell you this, but the point of buying books is to, at some point, read them.
I know. It was surprising to me too. 😭
I know. It was surprising to me too. 😭
November 17, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Don’t tell my tbr pile plz
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
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Wow! That’s all 😳
I don't know the context at all but this seems pretty magnificent!
Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.
November 15, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Wow! That’s all 😳
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I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
November 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
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Sums up the current state of the US politics
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Sums up the current state of the US politics
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