NightFlame (Ascendant)
@nightflame389.bsky.social
Penguins are pure evil, the earth isn’t real, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, goodbye
Pinned
Y’all here’s a hand-drawn QR code I stole from Reddit
I have PROOF that Donald Trump is a puppet of Woodstock.
Yes, the yellow bird from the Peanuts.
The avians are everywhere.
Yes, the yellow bird from the Peanuts.
The avians are everywhere.
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have PROOF that Donald Trump is a puppet of Woodstock.
Yes, the yellow bird from the Peanuts.
The avians are everywhere.
Yes, the yellow bird from the Peanuts.
The avians are everywhere.
The Avian Deep State wants us to think Barack Obama was an American citizen.
I have seen through their lies. He’s a Lunarian.
I have seen through their lies. He’s a Lunarian.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Avian Deep State wants us to think Barack Obama was an American citizen.
I have seen through their lies. He’s a Lunarian.
I have seen through their lies. He’s a Lunarian.
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retiring early and spending the rest of my days playing forza horizons could fix me
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
retiring early and spending the rest of my days playing forza horizons could fix me
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I don’t care who’s in it. I have to agree with these two.
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don’t care who’s in it. I have to agree with these two.
Oh no they sent a spy to my house
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oh no they sent a spy to my house
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
this is where birds belong
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
this is where birds belong
I apologize for the misinformation. The chemicals in the air are for turning the ALIENS into Catholics so Pope Francis can baptize them easier
The chemicals in the air are turning the birds into Catholics.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I apologize for the misinformation. The chemicals in the air are for turning the ALIENS into Catholics so Pope Francis can baptize them easier
brb gonna krill my shelf
the birds will not be stealing my krill today
the birds will not be stealing my krill today
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
brb gonna krill my shelf
the birds will not be stealing my krill today
the birds will not be stealing my krill today
alright someone please join me it’s getting tiring fighting birds alone all the time
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
alright someone please join me it’s getting tiring fighting birds alone all the time
apparently I have posted slightly more often on the stupid bird app
this is a travesty that must be fixed
this is a travesty that must be fixed
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
apparently I have posted slightly more often on the stupid bird app
this is a travesty that must be fixed
this is a travesty that must be fixed
Further proof that birds are pure evil
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Further proof that birds are pure evil
Birds are irredeemable monsters
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Birds are irredeemable monsters
Still trying to recruit
Currently recruiting people who are allergic to feathers to help me fight birds.
Anyone interested?
Anyone interested?
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Still trying to recruit
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they should invent scrolling but for books
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
they should invent scrolling but for books
my roommates turned the kitchen sink into broth, and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com:
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
my roommates turned the kitchen sink into broth, and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com:
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on a scale from pigeon to emu, how schizo am I?
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
on a scale from pigeon to emu, how schizo am I?
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reposting the repost man for reposts
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reposting the repost man for reposts
still can’t figure out if MTF means SCP or trans people
I blame the birds
I blame the birds
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
still can’t figure out if MTF means SCP or trans people
I blame the birds
I blame the birds
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oh no am i the repost man
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oh no am i the repost man
ok so apparently telling Twitter I hate birds doesn’t help my mission at all
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
ok so apparently telling Twitter I hate birds doesn’t help my mission at all
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Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
I am making a statement
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am making a statement
Pigeons are liars. Half of them are government drones and the other half are working with the Cabal
September 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Pigeons are liars. Half of them are government drones and the other half are working with the Cabal
The chemicals in the air are turning the birds into Catholics.
September 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The chemicals in the air are turning the birds into Catholics.