If you try to tell me “erm akshually he’s a tulpa created by the lizard people in the Hollow Earth” I am going to Jeff the Kill your entire extended family going back fifty generations

Why was Jerry fighting the cat in the first place?

I don’t care who’s in it. I have to agree with these two.

Good. I never trusted that man

fustercluck

They’re still turning the friggin fish Catholic though. Dunno what the IAC (International Avian Cabal) is planning with that… do Catholic fish taste better or something?

further proof that the French aren’t real

I’m back

I ran out of krill

what does this make mimes

Jerry…

(This is neither a yes or a no, it is a secret third thing)

False news, it was the Bleach Czar he fired. The Piss Czar quit his job in solidarity

this calls for the opposite of a “Jerry, no”

Tom, yes!