nickyfosho
@nickyfosho.bsky.social
Medicine, military, mischief. Also dogs.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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It's annoying that "woke Marxist pope" doesn't fit the teenage mutant ninja turtles cadence
May 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's annoying that "woke Marxist pope" doesn't fit the teenage mutant ninja turtles cadence
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Advent suggests that Jesus was one of those “it’s my birthday month” people.
December 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Advent suggests that Jesus was one of those “it’s my birthday month” people.
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if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it
December 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
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Yeah, I’m in my 40’s but I’ve got SWAG
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Yeah, I’m in my 40’s but I’ve got SWAG
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
Some
Weather related
Arthritis
Going on
Blue Cross really out here saying you get 45 minutes of anesthesia and then bite the leather strap.
December 5, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Blue Cross really out here saying you get 45 minutes of anesthesia and then bite the leather strap.
Breaking: Trump appoints The Hamburgler to head up the IRS.
December 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Breaking: Trump appoints The Hamburgler to head up the IRS.
Went to an open house for a neighbor who does home printing. Stationary and stuff. Told me that he paper from one of the notebooks I got was made from elephant dung. Came home and shared that with my husband who was like…why? Without missing a beat I’m like…you know, art? I dunno. It just tracks.
November 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Went to an open house for a neighbor who does home printing. Stationary and stuff. Told me that he paper from one of the notebooks I got was made from elephant dung. Came home and shared that with my husband who was like…why? Without missing a beat I’m like…you know, art? I dunno. It just tracks.
Snowstorm in my part of the country. I rushed to decorate for Christmas and enjoy the snugness because December’s probably gonna be 75 or some shit. Fckn climate change…
November 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Snowstorm in my part of the country. I rushed to decorate for Christmas and enjoy the snugness because December’s probably gonna be 75 or some shit. Fckn climate change…
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"I'm sorry all we have is eggnog" are you insane never apologise for serving the best drink in America
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
"I'm sorry all we have is eggnog" are you insane never apologise for serving the best drink in America
Add gravy to a stout to make a thanksgiving shandy. Follow me for other festive hacks here on Bluesky dot com.
November 29, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Add gravy to a stout to make a thanksgiving shandy. Follow me for other festive hacks here on Bluesky dot com.
Has anyone tried talking directly to the worms that are doing a ratatouille in RFKs brain? Maybe they can be reasoned with. Like a kind of “work with us and we’ll transplant you into a bear carcass in Central Park” kinda deal. No?
November 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Has anyone tried talking directly to the worms that are doing a ratatouille in RFKs brain? Maybe they can be reasoned with. Like a kind of “work with us and we’ll transplant you into a bear carcass in Central Park” kinda deal. No?
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not *sliding potatoes into pocket* they’re too busy yelling to notice
wife: don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not *sliding potatoes into pocket* they’re too busy yelling to notice
November 27, 2024 at 2:10 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not *sliding potatoes into pocket* they’re too busy yelling to notice
wife: don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not *sliding potatoes into pocket* they’re too busy yelling to notice
On brief medical leave. Am medical professional.
Me: Time to brush up on some guidelines. Let’s gooooooo.
Me after 30 seconds: A documentary on Victorian train murders? Let’s gooooooo.
Me: Time to brush up on some guidelines. Let’s gooooooo.
Me after 30 seconds: A documentary on Victorian train murders? Let’s gooooooo.
November 26, 2024 at 7:47 PM
On brief medical leave. Am medical professional.
Me: Time to brush up on some guidelines. Let’s gooooooo.
Me after 30 seconds: A documentary on Victorian train murders? Let’s gooooooo.
Me: Time to brush up on some guidelines. Let’s gooooooo.
Me after 30 seconds: A documentary on Victorian train murders? Let’s gooooooo.
Muppet Christmas Carol season boutta pop off in this bih. Send tweet.
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Muppet Christmas Carol season boutta pop off in this bih. Send tweet.
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my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice
November 24, 2024 at 7:25 AM
my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice
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Freddie Mercury 🖤
September 5, 1946 - November 24, 1991
Gone too soon. 😔
September 5, 1946 - November 24, 1991
Gone too soon. 😔
November 24, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Freddie Mercury 🖤
September 5, 1946 - November 24, 1991
Gone too soon. 😔
September 5, 1946 - November 24, 1991
Gone too soon. 😔