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Brook Lopez freaking out remains one of the best sources of unintentional comedy in the NBA.
January 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Brook Lopez freaking out remains one of the best sources of unintentional comedy in the NBA.
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33 years ago today, January 14, 1993: #TheSimpsons episode “Marge vs. the Monorail” first aired on Fox.
January 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
33 years ago today, January 14, 1993: #TheSimpsons episode “Marge vs. the Monorail” first aired on Fox.
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January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!
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I, for one, welcome 2026
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I, for one, welcome 2026
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Last night I had great seats at a Pelicans game in NOLA and I got to scream "show me your Fan Duel account, Scott" at Scott Foster and I know he heard me. I have nothing left to do with my life. I have completed all my goals.
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Last night I had great seats at a Pelicans game in NOLA and I got to scream "show me your Fan Duel account, Scott" at Scott Foster and I know he heard me. I have nothing left to do with my life. I have completed all my goals.
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“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
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I love everything about the way Scottie Barnes is playing this year, except that he's still looking behind him before he finishes an open dunk.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I love everything about the way Scottie Barnes is playing this year, except that he's still looking behind him before he finishes an open dunk.
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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I'll tell you who rules. Folks, it's Jamal Shead.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'll tell you who rules. Folks, it's Jamal Shead.
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Transformers & GoBots
1984 Sears Wish Book
1984 Sears Wish Book
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Transformers & GoBots
1984 Sears Wish Book
1984 Sears Wish Book
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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Have we considered jail for the NBA Cup court designers?
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Have we considered jail for the NBA Cup court designers?
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26 years ago today, we got The Simpsons greatest “deeply buried dirty semi-joke” (and many of us didn’t get it until years later). “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)” premiered November 7, 1999.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
26 years ago today, we got The Simpsons greatest “deeply buried dirty semi-joke” (and many of us didn’t get it until years later). “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)” premiered November 7, 1999.
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My knees popped and I threw my back out just from making this meme.
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My knees popped and I threw my back out just from making this meme.
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If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson bought a talking Krusty doll from the House of Evil. (That's bad.) “Treehouse of Horror III” first aired October 29, 1992.
October 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
33 years ago today, Homer Simpson bought a talking Krusty doll from the House of Evil. (That's bad.) “Treehouse of Horror III” first aired October 29, 1992.
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson killed the Zombie Flanders. “Treehouse of Horror III” first aired October 29, 1992.
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
33 years ago today, Homer Simpson killed the Zombie Flanders. “Treehouse of Horror III” first aired October 29, 1992.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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“Coverage of this mass sports gambling arrest is brought to you by DraftKings“
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Coverage of this mass sports gambling arrest is brought to you by DraftKings“
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32 years ago today, Homer Simpson verbally assaulted a nerd. “Homer Goes to College” first aired October 14, 1993.
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
32 years ago today, Homer Simpson verbally assaulted a nerd. “Homer Goes to College” first aired October 14, 1993.
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, the darling of the RPG community, hit a new milestone today! And this time, we've gotten news of a FREE UPDATE coming! There's also another piece of news that I slipped in here, so stick around until the end as it'll give you some food for thought! youtu.be/ZwAu1YGPT7s
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, the darling of the RPG community, hit a new milestone today! And this time, we've gotten news of a FREE UPDATE coming! There's also another piece of news that I slipped in here, so stick around until the end as it'll give you some food for thought! youtu.be/ZwAu1YGPT7s