Nick
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I think the end of the day, I just want to be
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Okay but hear me out:
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
December 7, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Okay but hear me out:
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
A bookstore crawl that ends in a bakery crawl.
Why does the new Snow White have the same haircut as Lord Farquaad?
December 7, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Why does the new Snow White have the same haircut as Lord Farquaad?
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before coffee: I hate everything
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
December 4, 2024 at 1:10 PM
before coffee: I hate everything
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
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If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
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My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.
December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
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Finding a full cup of tea that you made for someone an hour ago and making a mental note to never speak to them again.
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Finding a full cup of tea that you made for someone an hour ago and making a mental note to never speak to them again.
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The world may be crazy and chaotic, but I think we can all take a little solace in the fact that scones exist.
November 28, 2024 at 10:12 AM
The world may be crazy and chaotic, but I think we can all take a little solace in the fact that scones exist.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:39 PM
The little face I want to SCREAM
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 AM
The little face I want to SCREAM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
I’m that weird looking guy in the background of your holiday snaps staring directly into the camera
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I’m that weird looking guy in the background of your holiday snaps staring directly into the camera
Correct and incorrect
November 27, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Correct and incorrect
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
A black and white photo doesn’t make your quote sound more deep
November 27, 2024 at 3:00 AM
A black and white photo doesn’t make your quote sound more deep
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
To be booped
November 26, 2024 at 9:44 AM
To be booped
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We should bring back waving goodbye out of train windows
November 26, 2024 at 3:54 AM
We should bring back waving goodbye out of train windows
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A gentle reminder!
November 16, 2024 at 5:33 PM
A gentle reminder!