Johnnie
@nice1top1sorted.com
I look at the Earth from Space; from behind a desk. 🏏📯
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Wow! Just discovered a high-quality recording of Kraftwerk performing Autobahn live on the Midnight Special in 1975. Watch it here
🚘📺▶️ youtu.be/UYi30uTkYHU?...
🚘📺▶️ youtu.be/UYi30uTkYHU?...
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Wow! Just discovered a high-quality recording of Kraftwerk performing Autobahn live on the Midnight Special in 1975. Watch it here
🚘📺▶️ youtu.be/UYi30uTkYHU?...
🚘📺▶️ youtu.be/UYi30uTkYHU?...
Excellent fun at IWM today with @warmovietheatre.bsky.social showcasing the entirely realistic and true-to-life mission that is 1917. @roberthutton.co.uk hosting @mrjohncrace.bsky.social but unfortunately no @duncanweldon.bsky.social. I've hunted hard for a vageuly plausible map of the route; nope!
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Excellent fun at IWM today with @warmovietheatre.bsky.social showcasing the entirely realistic and true-to-life mission that is 1917. @roberthutton.co.uk hosting @mrjohncrace.bsky.social but unfortunately no @duncanweldon.bsky.social. I've hunted hard for a vageuly plausible map of the route; nope!
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If @theguardian.com who had 10.5 million followers on X can leave, so can you.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If @theguardian.com who had 10.5 million followers on X can leave, so can you.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
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#TheTwen2ie5 day 17
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew - The Spark (Ireland+, 2024)
Yes, a collab between two groups of kids in Ireland, one of whom are refugees from around the world, but vitally for me a mainstream drum & bass banger, the best kind of banger there is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=njE3...
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew - The Spark (Ireland+, 2024)
Yes, a collab between two groups of kids in Ireland, one of whom are refugees from around the world, but vitally for me a mainstream drum & bass banger, the best kind of banger there is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=njE3...
October 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
#TheTwen2ie5 day 17
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew - The Spark (Ireland+, 2024)
Yes, a collab between two groups of kids in Ireland, one of whom are refugees from around the world, but vitally for me a mainstream drum & bass banger, the best kind of banger there is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=njE3...
Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crew - The Spark (Ireland+, 2024)
Yes, a collab between two groups of kids in Ireland, one of whom are refugees from around the world, but vitally for me a mainstream drum & bass banger, the best kind of banger there is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=njE3...
This is great. Now, lose the fear of nuclear and GM, get your councillors to approve solar farms and ditch the leaving NATO bollocks and you'll be a real force for good.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is great. Now, lose the fear of nuclear and GM, get your councillors to approve solar farms and ditch the leaving NATO bollocks and you'll be a real force for good.
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My colleagues & I have taken a huge gamble to set up @thenerve.news We’re trying to build a new independent publication from the ground up. Social media is our only distribution for now.
Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏
Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏
NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine.
My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:
Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?
t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:
Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?
t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
My colleagues & I have taken a huge gamble to set up @thenerve.news We’re trying to build a new independent publication from the ground up. Social media is our only distribution for now.
Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏
Sharing this article in your networks would make a huge difference. Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏
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Asked lots about this piece on Chronic Lyme disease, and disappointed in the @guardian (a publication I both subscribe and contribute to) for running it. Short thread explaining the multitude of problems with it, and why I consider it irresponsible to run as is..🧵
October 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Asked lots about this piece on Chronic Lyme disease, and disappointed in the @guardian (a publication I both subscribe and contribute to) for running it. Short thread explaining the multitude of problems with it, and why I consider it irresponsible to run as is..🧵
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Ssssh.... don't tell anyone.... but if you buy the Map Men Book today from Amazon Prime, it's HALF PRICE!
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www.amazon.co.uk/This-Way-Up-...
This Way Up: The brilliantly entertaining debut book from everyone’s favourite YouTube geographers
Buy This Way Up: The brilliantly entertaining debut book from everyone’s favourite YouTube geographers by Map Men (ISBN: 9780008710279) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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October 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ssssh.... don't tell anyone.... but if you buy the Map Men Book today from Amazon Prime, it's HALF PRICE!
www.amazon.co.uk/This-Way-Up-...
www.amazon.co.uk/This-Way-Up-...
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Never thought I'd say this. It's
gonna be harsh and might
give you angry feelings when
you see it. I've come
up with one simple life rule:
Never ever (I know you're
gonna, but please don't)
let yourself feel stupid when
you look at the first words
down the left side of this post
gonna be harsh and might
give you angry feelings when
you see it. I've come
up with one simple life rule:
Never ever (I know you're
gonna, but please don't)
let yourself feel stupid when
you look at the first words
down the left side of this post
October 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Never thought I'd say this. It's
gonna be harsh and might
give you angry feelings when
you see it. I've come
up with one simple life rule:
Never ever (I know you're
gonna, but please don't)
let yourself feel stupid when
you look at the first words
down the left side of this post
gonna be harsh and might
give you angry feelings when
you see it. I've come
up with one simple life rule:
Never ever (I know you're
gonna, but please don't)
let yourself feel stupid when
you look at the first words
down the left side of this post
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October 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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*** NEW BLOG ***
Attacking Returns
A long(ish) read on Wimbledon's impressive early season attacking output. Stevens, shape, crosses, comebacks & more. Lots of stats but not all stats...
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/09/23/a...
As always, comments, retweets and shares appreciated!
Attacking Returns
A long(ish) read on Wimbledon's impressive early season attacking output. Stevens, shape, crosses, comebacks & more. Lots of stats but not all stats...
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/09/23/a...
As always, comments, retweets and shares appreciated!
Attacking Returns
Perhaps the most pleasing aspect of Wimbledon’s excellent start to the season has been how much better the team looks as an attacking force compared with pre-season expectations. In this blog…
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
*** NEW BLOG ***
Attacking Returns
A long(ish) read on Wimbledon's impressive early season attacking output. Stevens, shape, crosses, comebacks & more. Lots of stats but not all stats...
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/09/23/a...
As always, comments, retweets and shares appreciated!
Attacking Returns
A long(ish) read on Wimbledon's impressive early season attacking output. Stevens, shape, crosses, comebacks & more. Lots of stats but not all stats...
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/09/23/a...
As always, comments, retweets and shares appreciated!
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One commenter said of this
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version
YouTube video by artistwithouttalent
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
One commenter said of this
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that?
RFK JR: “I never said that.”
KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”
RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024)
ht: @cwebbonline.com
RFK JR: “I never said that.”
KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”
RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024)
ht: @cwebbonline.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that?
RFK JR: “I never said that.”
KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”
RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024)
ht: @cwebbonline.com
RFK JR: “I never said that.”
KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”
RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024)
ht: @cwebbonline.com
Another satisfied 8yo birthday customer thank you @ofalafel.bsky.social .
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Another satisfied 8yo birthday customer thank you @ofalafel.bsky.social .
Really interesting analysis.
*** NEW BLOG ***
Early season stats
Here I look at some of the stats behind Wimbledon's positive start to the League 1 season.
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/e...
As always, comments, retweets, shares all highly appreciated!
Early season stats
Here I look at some of the stats behind Wimbledon's positive start to the League 1 season.
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/e...
As always, comments, retweets, shares all highly appreciated!
Early season stats
Five league games into the season is a good time to get a sense of how Wimbledon are faring in League 1 so far (spoiler: quite well). In this blog, I highlight some interesting stats based on the m…
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com
August 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Really interesting analysis.
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Duffy is a buffoon, utterly unqualified to run anything, let alone the planet's premier space agency.
NASA’s acting chief calls for the end of Earth science at the space agency arstechnica.com/space/2025/0...
NASA’s acting chief calls for the end of Earth science at the space agency
NASA’s charter clearly states the agency should study planet Earth, however.
arstechnica.com
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Duffy is a buffoon, utterly unqualified to run anything, let alone the planet's premier space agency.
Can you help? dec.org.uk
Disasters Emergency Committee
Conflict in the Middle East has devastated lives. Millions of people in Gaza, Lebanon, the West Bank and Syria urgently need shelter, food and basic supplies. Save lives. Donate now.
dec.org.uk
August 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Can you help? dec.org.uk
Hi @kiaoval.com for a nice Sunday afternoon the music is deafening and not appreciated by family.
June 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hi @kiaoval.com for a nice Sunday afternoon the music is deafening and not appreciated by family.
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+BBC CLOCK COMPETITION+
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
May 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
+BBC CLOCK COMPETITION+
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.
hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
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These are real images of exoplanets.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
These are real images of exoplanets.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.
Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away.
These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark.
And we can see them.