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NHS ACP. Saving lives since ‘95. Likes cats.
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Arguably the greatest thing ever committed to print
August 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Spent ages worrying if Monty would be ok with the new kitten. I think they’re going to be ok…😻
August 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
July 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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"Cigarettes and Alcohol by Oasis 'completely different' to Bang A Gong by T-Rex," says Yvette Cooper.
May 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Genuine quandary this🤔!Do I give up my Labour Party membership because of this soulless, spineless turd and join the Greens - or hang on, knowing I’ll have a (partial) say in who the next leader will be…
May 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.
May 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My goodness, what have the Labour Party become? I knew Starmer’s a soulless political opportunist, but this further lurch to the right makes me fucking despair.
The Prime Minister imitating Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech is sickening.

That speech fuelled decades of racism and division. Echoing it today is a disgrace. It adds to anti-migrant rhetoric that puts lives at risk.

Shame on you, Keir Starmer.
May 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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This mother is barely a year old herself. She has played a blinder keeping her babies alive.

We brought them in today. They'll never go back on the streets. 4 little lives saved forever ❤️
April 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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We need more Pedro Pascals in this world.
Pedro Pascal Supports Trans Women At 'Thunderbolts' Premiere With Iconic T-Shirt
We need more Pedro Pascals in this world.
www.comicsands.com
April 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
🎵”I can’t decide if I should lick your face or bite you on the nose… ‘cuz I’m a twat”🎵
April 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Another reason to like David Lynch.
April 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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The day they cancelled Rentaghost
April 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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First time together in 42 years we reckon! L to R Craig Scanlon @stephenhanley6.bsky.social @hanleypa.bsky.social Karl Burns Miself. A good day. 👊💥
April 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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“Well, you look nowt like them!”
April 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Oh, man, not Gene Hackman.

2025 can just fuck right off.

Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
February 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Richard Donner told this great moustache-related story about working with GENE HACKMAN on Superman.
February 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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You first.
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The new world order is exactly what it looks like. Are we too frozen with fear to name it? | Zoe Williams
The new world order is exactly what it looks like. Are we too frozen with fear to name it? | Zoe Williams
The truth is paralysing. But after JD Vance met the far-right leader Alice Weidel in Germany, it is time to be clear about what we are seeing, writes Zoe Williams
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Despite being a nose biting, bed hogging, carpet destroying lump of fluff, I love this daft little arsehole with all my heart.
February 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs
February 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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My kids are all grown up now, but sometimes I take their toddler clothes from the loft and put them on the dog. Then we sit and watch CBeebies in the afternoon before my husband gets home.
February 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM