neverkneel.bsky.social
@neverkneel.bsky.social
Baltimore and proud. I make bad jokes and repost good ones.
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There are 7,591 words in the U.S. Constitution.

Not one is "bible", "Jesus", "Judeo", "Christian" or "God".

Separation of church and state guarantees ALL Americans the right to practice ANY religion. Or none.

Which part of "religious freedom" is not as clear as a church bell?
May 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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honestly, it's important to acknowledge that some of the lyrics in popular music are inappropriate for children. i just heard a singer say he wanted to be "shocked" like an "electric eel." thats dangerous
January 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Women wrestlers usin their butts against each other as weapons >>>>>>
December 28, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Why don’t we call it a Chirp? Like instead of a tweet kinda thing?
December 28, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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Just thought everyone should know that all hardcovers at Barnes & Noble are 30-50% off through the weekend.
December 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that?
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet? they read the reviews: one star.
December 27, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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This is the climax of “Hot Frosty,” a real movie that exists
December 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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liar you made Vea smaller to fit in the picture
December 23, 2024 at 5:09 AM
You know that long draught of holidays after like Christmas and all? Yeah that’s for you to reconnect with your friends. Unless they have kids.
December 21, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Guys my friend did a thing and got married the other week!
December 17, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Y’all ever miss who you were? Like before the world ground you down into who you are now?
December 17, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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A reminder: EVOLUTION ISN’T LINEAR.

There’s no preset destination, and no guarantee that any particular trait “will” occur.

There are more likely things, based on the shape of DNA/RNA, or based on environmental conditions, but even those may incur costs that make them less likely to persist.
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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BREAKING: NYPD has a discovered “a cool rock” in Central Park. “This cost taxpayers $38 million in overtime,” a police spokesman said
December 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Only rocket scientists can say “It isn’t rocket science”.

The rest of us don’t have a fkin clue.
December 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
December 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM