Mr. Walters
@nerfect.bsky.social
Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal.
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
I THINK YOU’RE A
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
Seeing a professional photographer or videographer post AI slop is like offering the tiger in the room an appetizer before it rips you apart and eats you.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Seeing a professional photographer or videographer post AI slop is like offering the tiger in the room an appetizer before it rips you apart and eats you.
Ugh… I just had my first Etsy order screw up for the season. An order arrived to the buyer missing the merchandise. Not sure how that could happen, but envelope seals have failed in the past. Every order is important to me and when something like this happens, I feel lousy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ugh… I just had my first Etsy order screw up for the season. An order arrived to the buyer missing the merchandise. Not sure how that could happen, but envelope seals have failed in the past. Every order is important to me and when something like this happens, I feel lousy.
Aww! 🥰
"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands "
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Aww! 🥰
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telling people that this is the Guggenheim
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
telling people that this is the Guggenheim
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Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/
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I ask you. What other sport offers such drama and sportsmanship while also offering a healthy heartwarming share of unadulterated cuteness?
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I ask you. What other sport offers such drama and sportsmanship while also offering a healthy heartwarming share of unadulterated cuteness?
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the existence of the dorito implies the existence of the much larger doro.
#TNG #Lwaxana #Doritos #Doro #Replicator #AncientOC @startrekshitposti.ng
#TNG #Lwaxana #Doritos #Doro #Replicator #AncientOC @startrekshitposti.ng
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the existence of the dorito implies the existence of the much larger doro.
#TNG #Lwaxana #Doritos #Doro #Replicator #AncientOC @startrekshitposti.ng
#TNG #Lwaxana #Doritos #Doro #Replicator #AncientOC @startrekshitposti.ng
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It occurs to me we never hear about Worf's biological mother. His adopted parents get an episode or two and even his step-bro gets an episode. I cant think of any reference to his birth mom. Dude doesnt shut up about his dad but his mom doesnt even get a name drop.
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It occurs to me we never hear about Worf's biological mother. His adopted parents get an episode or two and even his step-bro gets an episode. I cant think of any reference to his birth mom. Dude doesnt shut up about his dad but his mom doesnt even get a name drop.
Sex is good and all, but have you ever come across a bigot’s post about how immigrants don’t belong here, especially if they don’t know English, and then you comment with a spelling correction?
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sex is good and all, but have you ever come across a bigot’s post about how immigrants don’t belong here, especially if they don’t know English, and then you comment with a spelling correction?
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ME: So these guys couldn’t play before?
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ME: So these guys couldn’t play before?
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
BEATLES: Right. Sgt. Pepper taught them.
ME: How long did that take?
BEATLES: One day.
ME: Who’s in this band?
BEATLES: There’s Billy Shears, the singer.
ME: Who plays him?
BEATLES: Ringo
ME: Who else?
BEATLES: No idea.
Happy Les Lye Day to all that celebrate.
Les Lye of “You Can’t Do That on Television” fame was born on this day 101 years ago.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Happy Les Lye Day to all that celebrate.
YouTube keeps serving me up videos of people “stealth camping” in their cars.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
YouTube keeps serving me up videos of people “stealth camping” in their cars.
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
I keep a master list of ideas on my phone for future characters for my Pug Surprise toy series. Today, I had a few ideas and went to add them to the list, and they were already there. Kinda neat that I don’t have to type them in on this wee keyboard.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I keep a master list of ideas on my phone for future characters for my Pug Surprise toy series. Today, I had a few ideas and went to add them to the list, and they were already there. Kinda neat that I don’t have to type them in on this wee keyboard.
I have a question. Why do people who start posts with “So I have a question,” turn off the ability to comment (a.k.a. Answer) on them?
So I have a question: is Roku owned by some sort of fundamentalist organization or something? Because no matter how many times I delete this, it keeps putting this Christian movie network back on my home screen.
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I have a question. Why do people who start posts with “So I have a question,” turn off the ability to comment (a.k.a. Answer) on them?
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
As someone who lives in an old house and never met a negative space that didn’t need filling with art, I can totally relate.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 15,1947
November 15,1947
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
As someone who lives in an old house and never met a negative space that didn’t need filling with art, I can totally relate.
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I stopped posting Japanese commercial screens like two weeks into running this account (something like that deserves its own account) but I really need y'all to see how hard the Japanese G.I. Joe logo goes.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I stopped posting Japanese commercial screens like two weeks into running this account (something like that deserves its own account) but I really need y'all to see how hard the Japanese G.I. Joe logo goes.
These Stranger Things Lego things look… Ew, Will.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
These Stranger Things Lego things look… Ew, Will.
Hear me out, Star Trek works so much better on the small screen and in other media. Are there Star Trek movies I love? Absolutely. Are there Star Trek movies I absolutely hate? Even more so.
Paramount Skydance is working on a new Star Trek movie
Paramount Skydance is working on a new Star Trek movie
Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley have been tapped to write and direct the feature.
www.theverge.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hear me out, Star Trek works so much better on the small screen and in other media. Are there Star Trek movies I love? Absolutely. Are there Star Trek movies I absolutely hate? Even more so.
I spent an embarrassing amount of time in my life trying to figure this out.
I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I spent an embarrassing amount of time in my life trying to figure this out.