Mr. Walters
@nerfect.bsky.social
Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal.
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
Get away from that! It’s going to explode!
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Get away from that! It’s going to explode!
While working on designs for the upcoming, 13th series of my Pug Surprise blind-bagged plush toys, I stumbled across this design that didn’t make it into the last series. The kids like Helen Roper, right?
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
While working on designs for the upcoming, 13th series of my Pug Surprise blind-bagged plush toys, I stumbled across this design that didn’t make it into the last series. The kids like Helen Roper, right?
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
This guy’s eaten roadkill.
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
This guy’s eaten roadkill.
Etsy, are people searching for “oven squirrels?”
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Etsy, are people searching for “oven squirrels?”
The way some rulers start an inch a tad less than a quarter of an inch from the end of a ruler is kind of messed up. I’m building some displays and I must’ve had to remeasure things six or seven times.
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The way some rulers start an inch a tad less than a quarter of an inch from the end of a ruler is kind of messed up. I’m building some displays and I must’ve had to remeasure things six or seven times.
No one can outrun Godzilla.
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
No one can outrun Godzilla.
Poor Dancing Gary had been bound in his box since 1970, unable to shake his thing. It absolutely broke my heart, so I reached out to @meepmeepletons.bsky.social and arranged for Dancing Gary to come live, and more importantly, dance with us! Welcome to your new, forever dance floor, Gary!
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Poor Dancing Gary had been bound in his box since 1970, unable to shake his thing. It absolutely broke my heart, so I reached out to @meepmeepletons.bsky.social and arranged for Dancing Gary to come live, and more importantly, dance with us! Welcome to your new, forever dance floor, Gary!
It’s nice to have it all out here. Great work!
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It’s nice to have it all out here. Great work!
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January 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I forgot this storyline. It turns out she’s a ghost, right?
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I forgot this storyline. It turns out she’s a ghost, right?
Gary has arrived. Stay tuned for more Gary updates.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Gary has arrived. Stay tuned for more Gary updates.
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Have sensors detected the dog fish?
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Have sensors detected the dog fish?
I found these alphabet cards a few weeks ago, and every time I look at the cover I’m struck by the expression on Bert’s face upon discovering bird and balloon start with the letter B.
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I found these alphabet cards a few weeks ago, and every time I look at the cover I’m struck by the expression on Bert’s face upon discovering bird and balloon start with the letter B.
Dude, that’s our whole thing as a country.
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Dude, that’s our whole thing as a country.
Just so you know, I’m always up for watching a YouTuber building some complex cosplay with little or no thought of engineering or material science. Maybe it’s because I love yelling, “Gurl! Do not use hot glue for that!”
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just so you know, I’m always up for watching a YouTuber building some complex cosplay with little or no thought of engineering or material science. Maybe it’s because I love yelling, “Gurl! Do not use hot glue for that!”
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Apparently one of the victims had to call for emergency help after he had been shot by CBP.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Apparently one of the victims had to call for emergency help after he had been shot by CBP.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Thank you for your service. 🫡
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Thank you for your service. 🫡
To be fair, Randy Fine is a sentient bag of moldy oranges that somehow grew a beard made up of armpit hair.
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
To be fair, Randy Fine is a sentient bag of moldy oranges that somehow grew a beard made up of armpit hair.
(Please note I completely respect you as a human)
N F DEEZ NUTS!
N F DEEZ NUTS!
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
(Please note I completely respect you as a human)
N F DEEZ NUTS!
N F DEEZ NUTS!
I know this is satire reflecting the sad state of late stage capitalism, but I think I died a little reading this headline.
a skeleton is standing on a carpet in a living room .
ALT: a skeleton is standing on a carpet in a living room .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I know this is satire reflecting the sad state of late stage capitalism, but I think I died a little reading this headline.
If I seem disappointed or antagonistic with the glut of wobbly, puppeted tech bro humanoid robots, please keep in mind the robots I was promised as a child…
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
If I seem disappointed or antagonistic with the glut of wobbly, puppeted tech bro humanoid robots, please keep in mind the robots I was promised as a child…
This is such a great film. It grounds the story of the original film within the history of post war, occupied Japan and the struggles everyday people had to endure just to carry on.
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
This is such a great film. It grounds the story of the original film within the history of post war, occupied Japan and the struggles everyday people had to endure just to carry on.