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Mr. Walters
@nerfect.bsky.social
Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal.

My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
Get away from that! It’s going to explode!
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
While working on designs for the upcoming, 13th series of my Pug Surprise blind-bagged plush toys, I stumbled across this design that didn’t make it into the last series. The kids like Helen Roper, right?
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#toydesign #pugsurprise #helenroper #toymaking #threescompany
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
This guy’s eaten roadkill.
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Etsy, are people searching for “oven squirrels?”
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The way some rulers start an inch a tad less than a quarter of an inch from the end of a ruler is kind of messed up. I’m building some displays and I must’ve had to remeasure things six or seven times.
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
No one can outrun Godzilla.
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Poor Dancing Gary had been bound in his box since 1970, unable to shake his thing. It absolutely broke my heart, so I reached out to @meepmeepletons.bsky.social and arranged for Dancing Gary to come live, and more importantly, dance with us! Welcome to your new, forever dance floor, Gary!
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It’s nice to have it all out here. Great work!
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 153

#StarWars
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I forgot this storyline. It turns out she’s a ghost, right?
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Gary has arrived. Stay tuned for more Gary updates.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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part two:
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Have sensors detected the dog fish?
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I found these alphabet cards a few weeks ago, and every time I look at the cover I’m struck by the expression on Bert’s face upon discovering bird and balloon start with the letter B.
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Dude, that’s our whole thing as a country.
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Just so you know, I’m always up for watching a YouTuber building some complex cosplay with little or no thought of engineering or material science. Maybe it’s because I love yelling, “Gurl! Do not use hot glue for that!”
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Ok goomer.
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Apparently one of the victims had to call for emergency help after he had been shot by CBP.

A SHOOTING VICTIM HAD TO CALL FOR HELP…Because CBP didn’t?! What the hell is going on.
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thank you for your service. 🫡
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
To be fair, Randy Fine is a sentient bag of moldy oranges that somehow grew a beard made up of armpit hair.
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
(Please note I completely respect you as a human)

N F DEEZ NUTS!
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I know this is satire reflecting the sad state of late stage capitalism, but I think I died a little reading this headline.
a skeleton is standing on a carpet in a living room .
ALT: a skeleton is standing on a carpet in a living room .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
If I seem disappointed or antagonistic with the glut of wobbly, puppeted tech bro humanoid robots, please keep in mind the robots I was promised as a child…
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is such a great film. It grounds the story of the original film within the history of post war, occupied Japan and the struggles everyday people had to endure just to carry on.
Godzilla Minus One (2023)
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM