Mr. Walters
@nerfect.bsky.social
Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal.
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
These Stranger Things Lego things look… Ew, Will.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
These Stranger Things Lego things look… Ew, Will.
P ost a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
P ost a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
This sort of thing drives me nuts. I’ve spent years struggling to take pictures of my work and ware for Etsy. I’ve invested in equipment, spend time cleaning up and color correcting images to give people an accurate image of items. Now people just type prompts into an AI image generator.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This sort of thing drives me nuts. I’ve spent years struggling to take pictures of my work and ware for Etsy. I’ve invested in equipment, spend time cleaning up and color correcting images to give people an accurate image of items. Now people just type prompts into an AI image generator.
What the heck is this? I went to go pick up a discarded chip bag in my front yard and I discovered something was hiding in it. I tried to snap a picture before it scurried away, but this is the best I got.
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What the heck is this? I went to go pick up a discarded chip bag in my front yard and I discovered something was hiding in it. I tried to snap a picture before it scurried away, but this is the best I got.
It’s a little sad that they didn’t include a figure of one of my favorite characters from the first season of The Next Generation. Such an attention to detail, but that missing figure is troubling.
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s a little sad that they didn’t include a figure of one of my favorite characters from the first season of The Next Generation. Such an attention to detail, but that missing figure is troubling.
I just realized that I could write off some fries from Portillo’s if I incorporated the paper sleeve in my piece for the upcoming Seventh Corner Gallery show “Chicago Cryptids” at @howlingpages.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I just realized that I could write off some fries from Portillo’s if I incorporated the paper sleeve in my piece for the upcoming Seventh Corner Gallery show “Chicago Cryptids” at @howlingpages.bsky.social
I’m always on the lookout for cheap odds and ends for my character sculptures. I love to find them in the wild in thrift shops or flea markets, and especially in bulk.
Routinely I check websites if I’m looking for something in particular. Please enjoy these sample images from today’s dig.
Routinely I check websites if I’m looking for something in particular. Please enjoy these sample images from today’s dig.
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m always on the lookout for cheap odds and ends for my character sculptures. I love to find them in the wild in thrift shops or flea markets, and especially in bulk.
Routinely I check websites if I’m looking for something in particular. Please enjoy these sample images from today’s dig.
Routinely I check websites if I’m looking for something in particular. Please enjoy these sample images from today’s dig.
Hold on, “dries” and “drys” are both spelled correctly? I had to look it up after this morning’s Knotwords puzzle and I’m still a bit befuddled. English is such a mess.
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hold on, “dries” and “drys” are both spelled correctly? I had to look it up after this morning’s Knotwords puzzle and I’m still a bit befuddled. English is such a mess.
Met the O’Lantern brothers on my walk to the post office this afternoon. It’s nice to see Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, and Jack again. 🎃
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Met the O’Lantern brothers on my walk to the post office this afternoon. It’s nice to see Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, and Jack again. 🎃
If your Time Machine doesn’t have screens with spinning op art what are you even doing?
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If your Time Machine doesn’t have screens with spinning op art what are you even doing?
Okay, killer asteroid, whenever you’re ready.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Okay, killer asteroid, whenever you’re ready.
I think I found my Halloween costume. It’s a bit high concept.
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I think I found my Halloween costume. It’s a bit high concept.
Who remembers these? I know I’m on a social media microblogging site built for interacting, but please do not comment on this post. It’s a rhetorical question.
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who remembers these? I know I’m on a social media microblogging site built for interacting, but please do not comment on this post. It’s a rhetorical question.
Can anyone confirm that Dave Eggers is a character in the comic strip “The Col-egg-table Eggers Family?”
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Can anyone confirm that Dave Eggers is a character in the comic strip “The Col-egg-table Eggers Family?”
If you’re unable to make it to the opening, please note that the show will be up and available to see in person from tomorrow until Sunday, October 26, and it’s in a real gem of a shop!
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If you’re unable to make it to the opening, please note that the show will be up and available to see in person from tomorrow until Sunday, October 26, and it’s in a real gem of a shop!
We just got back from hanging my new exhibition, “Neighbors from Dreamland” at Mestiza in Chicago’s Pilsen neighborhood. There is an official opening reception THIS FRIDAY from 6 to 8pm, and we’d love for you to come join us!
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We just got back from hanging my new exhibition, “Neighbors from Dreamland” at Mestiza in Chicago’s Pilsen neighborhood. There is an official opening reception THIS FRIDAY from 6 to 8pm, and we’d love for you to come join us!
It’s Saturday night and the Daleks are fighting Dracula and Frankenstein.
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It’s Saturday night and the Daleks are fighting Dracula and Frankenstein.
Hello friends! I just wanted to to all know about my new art exhibition, “Neighbors From Dreamland” which will be on view at Mestiza in Pilsen from Tuesday, October 13 to Sunday October 26, with an Opening Reception Friday, October 17 from 6 to 8pm.
October 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hello friends! I just wanted to to all know about my new art exhibition, “Neighbors From Dreamland” which will be on view at Mestiza in Pilsen from Tuesday, October 13 to Sunday October 26, with an Opening Reception Friday, October 17 from 6 to 8pm.
I made a werewolf marionette for the “W is for Wolfman” group show over on Instagram.
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I made a werewolf marionette for the “W is for Wolfman” group show over on Instagram.
I found this “plus size adult Jawa costume” online, and now I totally want to see the misadventures of the tallest Jawa. Does anyone know who I should talk to about this?
October 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I found this “plus size adult Jawa costume” online, and now I totally want to see the misadventures of the tallest Jawa. Does anyone know who I should talk to about this?
I’ve got a lot to get done these days, but I definitely wanted to make time to draw some seasonal friends for @rhodemontijo ‘s #fantasmicalloween2025. Today’s subject, the pumpkin ghost. 🎃
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’ve got a lot to get done these days, but I definitely wanted to make time to draw some seasonal friends for @rhodemontijo ‘s #fantasmicalloween2025. Today’s subject, the pumpkin ghost. 🎃
On its birthday, share one image from your favorite TNG episode.
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
On its birthday, share one image from your favorite TNG episode.
People often ask me what my favorite pug that I designed is, and frankly, I put a lot of love and research into each year’s series, as I want every design found inside my Pug Surprise blind-bag to be a winner. That said, someone just ordered a particular favorite from series 12, the one-pug-band.
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
People often ask me what my favorite pug that I designed is, and frankly, I put a lot of love and research into each year’s series, as I want every design found inside my Pug Surprise blind-bag to be a winner. That said, someone just ordered a particular favorite from series 12, the one-pug-band.
Here are some of my mixed-media robots right off the assembly line. They feature posable arms, rotating heads, and noses. These robots along with other recent sculptures will be available at a show in Chicago I have opening in Pilsen’s own Mestiza on October 17. More details to come!
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Here are some of my mixed-media robots right off the assembly line. They feature posable arms, rotating heads, and noses. These robots along with other recent sculptures will be available at a show in Chicago I have opening in Pilsen’s own Mestiza on October 17. More details to come!