@nerdydad91739.bsky.social
General Counsel at a precision oncology biotech company (opinions here are mine alone). Big fan of science and how it improves the lives of patients.
What a strange coincidence
DOGE was A LOT less likely to cancel contracts from companies that donated money to Republicans than companies that donated to Democrats.
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What a strange coincidence
Probably a niche tweet but this Lily Allen song on SNL has real Brett Domino vibes to it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Probably a niche tweet but this Lily Allen song on SNL has real Brett Domino vibes to it.
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Woody Allen Is Not Sorry About His Friendship With Jeffrey Epstein
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
What’s the best way to short everything associated with the AI economy? Just convert my portfolio to cash since it’s going to pull down everything?
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What’s the best way to short everything associated with the AI economy? Just convert my portfolio to cash since it’s going to pull down everything?
Sadly it’s not surprising that they didn’t even bother to attempt deconstruction/salvage of the East wing building materials. www.epa.gov/smm/best-pra...
Best Practices for Reducing, Reusing, and Recycling Construction and Demolition Materials | US EPA
stuff
www.epa.gov
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sadly it’s not surprising that they didn’t even bother to attempt deconstruction/salvage of the East wing building materials. www.epa.gov/smm/best-pra...
@mediaarchaeology.bsky.social will you be open tomorrow afternoon? Would love to bring my 12 and 13 year olds
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@mediaarchaeology.bsky.social will you be open tomorrow afternoon? Would love to bring my 12 and 13 year olds
Why would you use a garlic press when you can do it by hand and have your fingertips smell like garlic all night instead 👨🏻🍳😘🤌
July 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why would you use a garlic press when you can do it by hand and have your fingertips smell like garlic all night instead 👨🏻🍳😘🤌
@kenwhite.bsky.social this seems in your wheelhouse *sigh*
April 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social this seems in your wheelhouse *sigh*
Good thing I’ve been shorting the dollar by having lots of debt
The US dollar is down against almost every currency due to corrupt, chaotic US govt leaders upending rule of law, with the exception of the Turkish lira, due to corrupt, chaotic Turkish govt leaders upending rule of law, having backslid from democracy to authoritarianism for longer than the US has.
The dollar is starting the week down against every major currency in the world, with the exception of the Turkish lira
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Good thing I’ve been shorting the dollar by having lots of debt
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Richard Kind-ass Garfield
what the fuck is wrong with this garfield
April 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Richard Kind-ass Garfield
Multiple @laclippers.bsky.social on this list!
Top single quarter performances this year:
Top single quarter performances this year:
April 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Multiple @laclippers.bsky.social on this list!
Top single quarter performances this year:
Top single quarter performances this year:
This has to be a subtweet right?
March 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This has to be a subtweet right?
Brewster’s Millions (2025): A minor-league baseball player must spend $30 million in 30 days in order to inherit $300 million. However, he's not allowed to own any assets, destroy the money, gift it, give it to charity, or tell anyone about the deal.
The movie ends after one 10-minute scene.
The movie ends after one 10-minute scene.
a man is eating an egg from another man 's finger .
Alt: A man is eating an egg in front of a tremendous pile of egg shells behind him.
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Brewster’s Millions (2025): A minor-league baseball player must spend $30 million in 30 days in order to inherit $300 million. However, he's not allowed to own any assets, destroy the money, gift it, give it to charity, or tell anyone about the deal.
The movie ends after one 10-minute scene.
The movie ends after one 10-minute scene.
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
US Patent Office phone systems are apparently completely broken, so practitioners are sharing tips on how to fax the examiners and ask for a call back. Sounds like this whole government efficiency thing is going great! #patents #uspto
a toy fax machine says " i ve got a fax coming through for you "
ALT: a toy fax machine says " i ve got a fax coming through for you "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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The work that I led at 18F I naturally feel was really important (I hope all 18Fers felt the same way about their work): codifying the procurement principals that we’d all identified there over the years. I thought this would have a tiny audience. Instead it became a foundational text.
Introduction | 18F De-risking Guide
A guide for government agencies to deliver successful technology projects, from pre-award planning through post-award vendor management.
guides.18f.gov
March 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The work that I led at 18F I naturally feel was really important (I hope all 18Fers felt the same way about their work): codifying the procurement principals that we’d all identified there over the years. I thought this would have a tiny audience. Instead it became a foundational text.
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Measles 2025. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons and support my work by buying merch from MY SMALL BUSINESS at lalo-alcaraz-art-shop.myshopify.com/collections/...
February 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Measles 2025. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons and support my work by buying merch from MY SMALL BUSINESS at lalo-alcaraz-art-shop.myshopify.com/collections/...
Really fantastic times to be a lawyer that works for a precision oncology company — get to freak out about the futures of scientific research AND the rule of law at a depth that the general public just doesn’t quite get to enjoy in the same way.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Really fantastic times to be a lawyer that works for a precision oncology company — get to freak out about the futures of scientific research AND the rule of law at a depth that the general public just doesn’t quite get to enjoy in the same way.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
February 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue