Prepping my applewood-smoked resume on vellum with a nice thick bark to it

I don’t want the cost of my horse dewormer artificially inflated by all these unnecessary regulatory hurdles

We grew up to be fine attorneys

Surprised the patient advocacy groups for all of these have apparently been so ineffective. When I worked briefly on an NIH funding advocacy project, the patient groups opened doors and were the key to congressional access. Are they mobilizing?

NYTimes staffers furiously googling “Padilla height weight” and “Noem height weight”

“VENDOR agrees to use best efforts to ensure that the working relationship with CUSTOMER is a dream.”

I just expect that it’ll turn into some sort of modern art experience like this youtu.be/mEcqoqvlxPY?...

Something like the nice classic from simpler times: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”

Boaty McBoatface is having a bit of a moment

Never good if your mental state is being described like an order of hash browns at Waffle House