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Conservative media is going to be my villain origin story.
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@nerdheroine.bsky.social
· Jul 27
I wrote a book!
The app isn't letting me post a photo but...
Have you ever read a Mafia romance and thought to yourself "It doesn't seem like these people actually like each other very much?"
Well look no further!
https://a.co/d/6VtHMy7
The app isn't letting me post a photo but...
Have you ever read a Mafia romance and thought to yourself "It doesn't seem like these people actually like each other very much?"
Well look no further!
https://a.co/d/6VtHMy7
I just got an ad for Cartier and I don't know who the internet thinks I am, but it's wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I just got an ad for Cartier and I don't know who the internet thinks I am, but it's wrong.
When I say "we all live in a community" what I mean is that if I want to cross the street and there's no cars coming but there is a parent teaching their child to look both ways, I'm going to wait there until that parent decides it's safe.
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When I say "we all live in a community" what I mean is that if I want to cross the street and there's no cars coming but there is a parent teaching their child to look both ways, I'm going to wait there until that parent decides it's safe.
I don't know if you've ever met an emu in person but your first thought's going to be "That's a fucking dinosaur."
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don't know if you've ever met an emu in person but your first thought's going to be "That's a fucking dinosaur."
I moved recently. Ironically this is the only book that took real damage. @tkingfisher.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I moved recently. Ironically this is the only book that took real damage. @tkingfisher.com
🙋♀️ Hi, I work for the federal government and I love my job. I feel like I do real, measurable, and good impact in the world.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🙋♀️ Hi, I work for the federal government and I love my job. I feel like I do real, measurable, and good impact in the world.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
I would rather do that job without pay than see a bizarro world budget pass that is not beneficial to Americans.
Sometimes I go out and do things.
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Sometimes I go out and do things.
This looks like an Animaniacs short and I mean that in the best way possible.
From the Larchives: Someday I'll hopefully write a story to go with these characters :
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This looks like an Animaniacs short and I mean that in the best way possible.
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Mamdani will win even harder if he promises that he will hire Adams on to just give daily press conferences where he can ramble about rat Jedis and how telekinesis is a problem in the dog community and such
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Mamdani will win even harder if he promises that he will hire Adams on to just give daily press conferences where he can ramble about rat Jedis and how telekinesis is a problem in the dog community and such
Me, at bakery: Out of curiosity how much was I just charged?
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me, at bakery: Out of curiosity how much was I just charged?
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
Cashier: $21
Me: Okay but I only ordered these two things?
Cashier: Yes, we have a holiday surcharge.
Me: I fully support that, but those two things came out to $11. I do not support a 100% surcharge.
Cashier: .... Wait....
The video paused on him looking at his dog and I thought they were just sharing a long, loving gaze.
September 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The video paused on him looking at his dog and I thought they were just sharing a long, loving gaze.
Between Charlie Kirk and the Mariners I'm ready to believe in witchcraft.
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Between Charlie Kirk and the Mariners I'm ready to believe in witchcraft.
Bed for the evening
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Bed for the evening
Me, in pjs with a sleeping bag, to woman in ball gown in elevator: We're having very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.
September 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Me, in pjs with a sleeping bag, to woman in ball gown in elevator: We're having very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.
Her: Oh? Where are you going?
Me: The museum for an adult sleepover with the dinosaurs. There will be gin.
Her: Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to a gala.
Me: Very different evenings.
Haircut today where the guy pressured me into letting him shave a design into one side. Then he proceeded to cut my hair in a perfectly straight line after it had been flat ironed to an inch of its life.
While I do have an undercut, I have never once worn my hair straight. A fact I told him.
While I do have an undercut, I have never once worn my hair straight. A fact I told him.
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Haircut today where the guy pressured me into letting him shave a design into one side. Then he proceeded to cut my hair in a perfectly straight line after it had been flat ironed to an inch of its life.
While I do have an undercut, I have never once worn my hair straight. A fact I told him.
While I do have an undercut, I have never once worn my hair straight. A fact I told him.
Cool beans, mixtape, and n-word.
Bit if a mixed bag.
Bit if a mixed bag.
If you wanna look up words that were first used in your birth year, too 🙂
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster
When was a word first used in print? You may be surprised! Choose a year, and we'll show you the words that come from that date.
www.merriam-webster.com
September 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Cool beans, mixtape, and n-word.
Bit if a mixed bag.
Bit if a mixed bag.
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we have so much more in common than what divides us with our friends in asia
August 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
we have so much more in common than what divides us with our friends in asia
How I captain a starship
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
How I captain a starship
My pettiest of pet peeves is people saying "standard time" specifically when it is in fact daylight time.
"The local time is 8:05 Pacific standard time..."
No. No it is not.
"The local time is 8:05 Pacific standard time..."
No. No it is not.
August 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My pettiest of pet peeves is people saying "standard time" specifically when it is in fact daylight time.
"The local time is 8:05 Pacific standard time..."
No. No it is not.
"The local time is 8:05 Pacific standard time..."
No. No it is not.
I can, without watching the rest of the movie, wander into the final scene and spontaneously burst into tears.
My wife had never seen the Shadow scene from Homeward Bound.
I have my job to pass on the trauma.
I have my job to pass on the trauma.
a brown dog is walking through a field of leaves and grass .
ALT: a brown dog is walking through a field of leaves and grass .
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I can, without watching the rest of the movie, wander into the final scene and spontaneously burst into tears.
I got Terence Stamp and Terrence Howard mixed up and today's been a weird day.
August 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I got Terence Stamp and Terrence Howard mixed up and today's been a weird day.
A mistake was made.
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A mistake was made.
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"Bad Krypto!" drawn by me.
August 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Bad Krypto!" drawn by me.
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Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
August 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
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kenny traveler. iykyk.
A lil TL cleanse for the aces fans mad at the L and lynx fans worried about phee #WNBA
August 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
kenny traveler. iykyk.