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Conservative media is going to be my villain origin story.

(she/her)

https://linktr.ee/brandyjoneswrites
I don't know if you've ever met an emu in person but your first thought's going to be "That's a fucking dinosaur."
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I moved recently. Ironically this is the only book that took real damage. @tkingfisher.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Sometimes I go out and do things.
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
September 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bed for the evening
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Also they sprung "Choose from one of these four dinosaurs" immediately on arrival and I was not ready for that level of philosophical decision making.
September 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
How I captain a starship
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A mistake was made.
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
July 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
July 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Here's how much inflation has grown: in 1975 the bounty to catch the shark in Jaws was only three grand.
June 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You ever see a sign and instantly know it is not for you? So not for you, in fact, you don't even know who it IS for?
June 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm staying at the Lizzie Borden house tonight and they left the freaking stepmom in my room.
May 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Also my unpopular opinion is that elephants are never as big as you expect them to be.

Underwhelming.
March 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anyone ever think about the fact that we live at the same time as the largest animal to EVER live on earth?

I think about it every damn day.
March 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Scientists in Antarctica ask for help as one turns violent.

www.newsweek.com/antarctica-s...
March 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Servicing my KitchenAid mixer which has not been done since it was bought.... 15 years ago?
February 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm watching one man shovel his driveway while another walks by with a sled.

They are having very different days.
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Found at a truck stop in the middle of backwoods Tennessee and laughed til I cried.
January 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Does anything more perfectly capture the state of America than a "Make America great again" hat in Cyrillic being sold at Ronald Reagan airport?
December 24, 2024 at 11:58 AM
I thought he needed a more advanced book.
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Spoiler alert: the dinosaur is not caught
December 17, 2024 at 1:38 AM
This ad cracks me up because I don't think their intended message is:

Are you objectively skinny? Well, inside you is a hot medium fat woman who loves herself. She's absolutely killing it. Good for her.
September 1, 2024 at 9:41 PM
July 11, 2024 at 10:15 PM
My second favorite time after bother the dog o'clock
June 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM