Natalie
@neptunephoenix.bsky.social
Living the dream, one nightmare at a time.
"The greatest danger to our future is apathy." -Jane Goodall
"The greatest danger to our future is apathy." -Jane Goodall
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Natalie
@neptunephoenix.bsky.social
· Apr 19
I absolutely love nature but I’m not above giving the middle finger to a wasp.
I absolutely love nature but I’m not above giving the middle finger to a wasp.
April 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I absolutely love nature but I’m not above giving the middle finger to a wasp.
It’s just me and my founding father ponytail against the world.
March 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It’s just me and my founding father ponytail against the world.
It’s hard to be a minimalist with maximalist needs.
March 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It’s hard to be a minimalist with maximalist needs.
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Who made this? 🤣
March 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Who made this? 🤣
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What a crazy coincidence that NONE of these houseplants seem to be cut out for my unique brand of tough love
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What a crazy coincidence that NONE of these houseplants seem to be cut out for my unique brand of tough love
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Imagine getting impeached twice, stealing an election and getting away with it, getting “shot”, and then when that doesn’t work, getting the biggest rocket geek on the planet to buy the presidency for you and people still don’t respect you
February 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Imagine getting impeached twice, stealing an election and getting away with it, getting “shot”, and then when that doesn’t work, getting the biggest rocket geek on the planet to buy the presidency for you and people still don’t respect you
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how tf did we get stuck in the dumbest AND the cruelest timeline is this some kind of a sick joke
February 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
how tf did we get stuck in the dumbest AND the cruelest timeline is this some kind of a sick joke
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Not an optimist or a pessimist but a secret third thing where you look up at the sky and scream a lot
February 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Not an optimist or a pessimist but a secret third thing where you look up at the sky and scream a lot
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Not having to pay taxes on making $1 billion is an ENTITLEMENT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
February 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not having to pay taxes on making $1 billion is an ENTITLEMENT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
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PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the “king” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a “dictator.”
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the “king” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a “dictator.”
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Adam is absolutely right 💯
February 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Adam is absolutely right 💯
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Welcome to your 40s you can get badly injured while sleeping
February 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Welcome to your 40s you can get badly injured while sleeping
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Trump is now blaming Ukraine for being invaded by Russia.
This is what you get when a rapist occupies the White House.
This is what you get when a rapist occupies the White House.
February 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Trump is now blaming Ukraine for being invaded by Russia.
This is what you get when a rapist occupies the White House.
This is what you get when a rapist occupies the White House.
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
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Wow! Trump really said the quiet part out loud.
Taking “ownership” of Gaza? Blocking Palestinians from returning? He knows Americans don’t want this & it flies in the face of his whole “America First, no foreign wars” campaign. At this point, he’s not even pretending to care about public opinion.
Taking “ownership” of Gaza? Blocking Palestinians from returning? He knows Americans don’t want this & it flies in the face of his whole “America First, no foreign wars” campaign. At this point, he’s not even pretending to care about public opinion.
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wow! Trump really said the quiet part out loud.
Taking “ownership” of Gaza? Blocking Palestinians from returning? He knows Americans don’t want this & it flies in the face of his whole “America First, no foreign wars” campaign. At this point, he’s not even pretending to care about public opinion.
Taking “ownership” of Gaza? Blocking Palestinians from returning? He knows Americans don’t want this & it flies in the face of his whole “America First, no foreign wars” campaign. At this point, he’s not even pretending to care about public opinion.
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today only you can text "go birds" to 10 people and fast track your application for Philly citizenship
February 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
today only you can text "go birds" to 10 people and fast track your application for Philly citizenship
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I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.
February 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.
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When you looked behind you and saw all those little footprints in the sand, that’s when several hundred random animals on the internet were carrying you
February 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When you looked behind you and saw all those little footprints in the sand, that’s when several hundred random animals on the internet were carrying you
My hair has never met a brush that it didn’t want to break.
February 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My hair has never met a brush that it didn’t want to break.
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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I'd love to go one day without having to use the phrase "sweet mother of fuck what now???"
February 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'd love to go one day without having to use the phrase "sweet mother of fuck what now???"
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Shitposting is getting so difficult because the stupidest stuff you can imagine already happened in real life this morning.
February 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Shitposting is getting so difficult because the stupidest stuff you can imagine already happened in real life this morning.