Nepomucene aka Olivier
@nepomucene.bsky.social
🇫🇷🇬🇧 in east London
👨👩👦👧
And 🚲, lots of 🚲
But also 🛠️🪚👨🌾💻👨🍳🥾
👨👩👦👧
And 🚲, lots of 🚲
But also 🛠️🪚👨🌾💻👨🍳🥾
Olivier 1 - 🦀 0 (but 1 kidney out)
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Olivier 1 - 🦀 0 (but 1 kidney out)
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Leave the C2W limit-free (although a lot of schemes have limits anyway. Mine is £3k).
Insist that cycles bought under C2W have to have mudguards and lights so are practical for year round use. that stops the leisure arguments straightaway.
Insist that cycles bought under C2W have to have mudguards and lights so are practical for year round use. that stops the leisure arguments straightaway.
Compare and contrast the Government language.
£3,750 EV grant on a £35k car: ‘helping families’.
Cycle to Work: ‘subsidising leisure’.
And yet cycling delivers TEN TIMES the impact of electric cars for reaching net zero. It’s almost like narrative, not data, is driving policy.
£3,750 EV grant on a £35k car: ‘helping families’.
Cycle to Work: ‘subsidising leisure’.
And yet cycling delivers TEN TIMES the impact of electric cars for reaching net zero. It’s almost like narrative, not data, is driving policy.
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Leave the C2W limit-free (although a lot of schemes have limits anyway. Mine is £3k).
Insist that cycles bought under C2W have to have mudguards and lights so are practical for year round use. that stops the leisure arguments straightaway.
Insist that cycles bought under C2W have to have mudguards and lights so are practical for year round use. that stops the leisure arguments straightaway.
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If we designed roads for cars in the same way we design bike paths, we'd never have to worry about speeding again. Problem solved.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If we designed roads for cars in the same way we design bike paths, we'd never have to worry about speeding again. Problem solved.
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I'm just asking questions.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm just asking questions.
Fuck #Sarcoma, donate to @sarcoma.org.uk today!
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fuck #Sarcoma, donate to @sarcoma.org.uk today!
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BOO!-lean.
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BOO!-lean.
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Accidentally found myself owning a Moulton Mini. Frame is obviously an ex Automatic that has lost its hub sometimes in its 60years life. Anyone knows where to find a Sachs Duomatic 102? Ideally 18/20/36/40 holes?
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Accidentally found myself owning a Moulton Mini. Frame is obviously an ex Automatic that has lost its hub sometimes in its 60years life. Anyone knows where to find a Sachs Duomatic 102? Ideally 18/20/36/40 holes?
Happy Clown Bike day for those who celebrate!
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy Clown Bike day for those who celebrate!
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If someone invented a miracle pill that reduced your risk of cancer, heart disease and strokes as well as boosting mood, memory, and lifespan it would be the most popular drug ever. Except we already have it and it's called exercise, and most people can't be arsed doing it.
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If someone invented a miracle pill that reduced your risk of cancer, heart disease and strokes as well as boosting mood, memory, and lifespan it would be the most popular drug ever. Except we already have it and it's called exercise, and most people can't be arsed doing it.
I *might* have just bought a Moulton Mini… No idea of what I’m going to do with it, but £30…
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I *might* have just bought a Moulton Mini… No idea of what I’m going to do with it, but £30…
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Meanwhile, I've got almost a year without getting my shoelace wrapped around the pedal arm...
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Meanwhile, I've got almost a year without getting my shoelace wrapped around the pedal arm...
Any one knows where to rent a box trailer in east London for 3 days? I need to move a table from here to Exeter. Recommendations welcome 🙏
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Any one knows where to rent a box trailer in east London for 3 days? I need to move a table from here to Exeter. Recommendations welcome 🙏
Spotted this morning. A flying Moulton!
October 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Spotted this morning. A flying Moulton!
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This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
October 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
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Spaceballs 2 is obviously going to be a terrible, terrible movie but we should all cheer it on as hard as possible because Rick Moranis deserves a hero's welcome back to the industry.
September 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Spaceballs 2 is obviously going to be a terrible, terrible movie but we should all cheer it on as hard as possible because Rick Moranis deserves a hero's welcome back to the industry.
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*Me strolling away with a guy’s wallet and mobile phone*
‘Don’t look at me mate, he never opted out. Nobody to blame but himself.’
‘Don’t look at me mate, he never opted out. Nobody to blame but himself.’
September 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
*Me strolling away with a guy’s wallet and mobile phone*
‘Don’t look at me mate, he never opted out. Nobody to blame but himself.’
‘Don’t look at me mate, he never opted out. Nobody to blame but himself.’
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid.
September 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid.
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Come on, cities. Stop installing "artistic bike racks" that don't work as bike racks. The upside down U (staple) is the right bike rack.
This sculpture of a shark, stuck in the middle of a park, is supposed to be a bike rack. Once you realize you’re supposed to secure your bike there, you have to figure out how. 1/3
September 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Come on, cities. Stop installing "artistic bike racks" that don't work as bike racks. The upside down U (staple) is the right bike rack.
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I think guns and SUVs cause autism. We should ban those.
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I think guns and SUVs cause autism. We should ban those.
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Good morning. On love, life and loss. Frienship and football. Ty is so impressive, an honor to speak to him www.theguardian.com/football/202...
‘Maybe I’m the way I am because I lost Jeremy’: Espanyol’s unexpected Englishman Tyrhys Dolan
As he prepares to take on Real Madrid, the former Blackburn forward talks emotionally to Sid Lowe about the pain of his close friend’s death and why football has to change
www.theguardian.com
September 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Good morning. On love, life and loss. Frienship and football. Ty is so impressive, an honor to speak to him www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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There’s only one person he cares about.
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There’s only one person he cares about.
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