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Chase aka Blues || he/him || 🔞 autodidactic goth || fix your hearts or die 🏳️⚧️||
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It would be awesome if we could stop re-inventing every awful thing from the past, unlearning every brutal lesson, dismantling every hard-won solution
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It would be awesome if we could stop re-inventing every awful thing from the past, unlearning every brutal lesson, dismantling every hard-won solution
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Remember to thank the incomprehensible number of bog spiders who kept your cranberries safe from fruitworms and weevils this year
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Remember to thank the incomprehensible number of bog spiders who kept your cranberries safe from fruitworms and weevils this year
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Most people know about the turkey “gobble”, but they actually make a wide range of sweet and interesting vocalizations! Here’s our Frankie girl having a little chat.
January 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Most people know about the turkey “gobble”, but they actually make a wide range of sweet and interesting vocalizations! Here’s our Frankie girl having a little chat.
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This Thanksgiving we are so grateful that we get to know turkeys in ways that most people don't. Here are ten awesome things we love about turkeys! 🦃
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This Thanksgiving we are so grateful that we get to know turkeys in ways that most people don't. Here are ten awesome things we love about turkeys! 🦃
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
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Happy Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving!
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Happy Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving!
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Imagining a game where one of the main mechanics is consuming “anti-glitch” to keep the player character from glitching out to death. Thanks to @gfuel.com I made an IRL concept 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Imagining a game where one of the main mechanics is consuming “anti-glitch” to keep the player character from glitching out to death. Thanks to @gfuel.com I made an IRL concept 🫡
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November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Poor Marcel has just found out that he was adopted by vegans so he won't get any leftover turkey. (don't worry, like most vegans we do not feed our cats vegan cat food. He'll get plenty of churu and the fancy Tiki Cat and Weruva flavors he loves)
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Poor Marcel has just found out that he was adopted by vegans so he won't get any leftover turkey. (don't worry, like most vegans we do not feed our cats vegan cat food. He'll get plenty of churu and the fancy Tiki Cat and Weruva flavors he loves)
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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C....Cake Venom ass jiggle....
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
C....Cake Venom ass jiggle....
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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This seems like a play to cut NPS profitability to make it easier to open these lands up to extraction. 35% of NPS visitors are from overseas
US triples national park fee for non-residents, amid ‘new’ fee for Americans
Interior department, which has defunded conservation organizations, claims fee hike is for conservation
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This seems like a play to cut NPS profitability to make it easier to open these lands up to extraction. 35% of NPS visitors are from overseas
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i love. ren
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i love. ren
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CHRISTMAS WITCHER CHRISTMAS WITCHER
Companions of Christmas: MERCURIUS ABU-SIFIN
Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
CHRISTMAS WITCHER CHRISTMAS WITCHER
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No one has ever been more right than this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
No one has ever been more right than this woman
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Let's all learn how to draw. Doesn't matter how good it looks as long as we're having fun making lines.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Let's all learn how to draw. Doesn't matter how good it looks as long as we're having fun making lines.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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We're happy to finally announce that leftovers from the FOLLOW ME DOWN Kickstarter are now available! These books and extras, like the KS campaign, are shipped WORLDWIDE! That includes the EU! 💖
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We're happy to finally announce that leftovers from the FOLLOW ME DOWN Kickstarter are now available! These books and extras, like the KS campaign, are shipped WORLDWIDE! That includes the EU! 💖
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com