Neon anus
@neoanimus.bsky.social
RPG nerd and avid Futurama watcher.
He/They | Bi |🐺| 37
Yeens, peens and vaccines.
18+ Only, no minors, may contain NSFW content
He/They | Bi |🐺| 37
Yeens, peens and vaccines.
18+ Only, no minors, may contain NSFW content
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Not sure if it's my best but certainly my favorite
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Not sure if it's my best but certainly my favorite
"Who the fuck takes care of you then?"
"Grandma."
"Well, what's her name?"
"Grandma."
"...Is granny spry?"
*Puts on ski mask*
"Grandma."
"Well, what's her name?"
"Grandma."
"...Is granny spry?"
*Puts on ski mask*
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Who the fuck takes care of you then?"
"Grandma."
"Well, what's her name?"
"Grandma."
"...Is granny spry?"
*Puts on ski mask*
"Grandma."
"Well, what's her name?"
"Grandma."
"...Is granny spry?"
*Puts on ski mask*
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begging you to look at the QTs on the matcha turkey post, I am ded
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
begging you to look at the QTs on the matcha turkey post, I am ded
Every now and then I'm reminded of the Hellraiser video game for the NES that the devs couldn't figure out how to make work so they instead turned it into a Wolfenstein 3D clone for the SNES where you play as Noah and have to put angry animals back to sleep called Super 3D Noah's Ark
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every now and then I'm reminded of the Hellraiser video game for the NES that the devs couldn't figure out how to make work so they instead turned it into a Wolfenstein 3D clone for the SNES where you play as Noah and have to put angry animals back to sleep called Super 3D Noah's Ark
Me when I G**gle something and all the links are purple:
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me when I G**gle something and all the links are purple:
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I think it's so funny that when you play as Origin Lae'zel you get a alt companion named Losiir who dies immediately after you escape the ship and she's all like "whelp nothing we can do about this" while having several resurrection scrolls on her person
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I think it's so funny that when you play as Origin Lae'zel you get a alt companion named Losiir who dies immediately after you escape the ship and she's all like "whelp nothing we can do about this" while having several resurrection scrolls on her person
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
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YT recommended some video in my feed that looked interesting but when I started watching it, it seemed off. Reading the comments people were pointing out that it was AI generated, sure enough when I looked at their channel they've posted 9.8k videos since Oct 2017...
That's just over 3 videos a DAY
That's just over 3 videos a DAY
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
YT recommended some video in my feed that looked interesting but when I started watching it, it seemed off. Reading the comments people were pointing out that it was AI generated, sure enough when I looked at their channel they've posted 9.8k videos since Oct 2017...
That's just over 3 videos a DAY
That's just over 3 videos a DAY
This is some bullshit
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is some bullshit
I lost my job back in August and I immediately got a new one, but it requires a security clearance. Since then I have waited on getting approved for that, but now the government shut down and that delays getting a security clearance 🥺
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I lost my job back in August and I immediately got a new one, but it requires a security clearance. Since then I have waited on getting approved for that, but now the government shut down and that delays getting a security clearance 🥺
I have a soft spot for hot dorks in glasses
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I have a soft spot for hot dorks in glasses
I had a dream last night that some scientist replaced a lot of my insides with some kind of metal that allowed me to grow wings, fly, enhanced durability and strength. I VEHEMENTLY opposed this as I felt it would take away my individuality. After trying to fight them off the best I could, they...
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I had a dream last night that some scientist replaced a lot of my insides with some kind of metal that allowed me to grow wings, fly, enhanced durability and strength. I VEHEMENTLY opposed this as I felt it would take away my individuality. After trying to fight them off the best I could, they...
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For October, I was asked to create a devilosh OC, so I made this black goat, called Black Billy.
So, if you want to get his scents, you can get his aromas at HUFF Aromas:
huffaromas.com/products/the...
So, if you want to get his scents, you can get his aromas at HUFF Aromas:
huffaromas.com/products/the...
October 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For October, I was asked to create a devilosh OC, so I made this black goat, called Black Billy.
So, if you want to get his scents, you can get his aromas at HUFF Aromas:
huffaromas.com/products/the...
So, if you want to get his scents, you can get his aromas at HUFF Aromas:
huffaromas.com/products/the...
My best post so far on the internets
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My best post so far on the internets
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October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM