Neon anus
@neoanimus.bsky.social
RPG nerd and avid Futurama watcher.
He/They | Bi |🐺| 37
Yeens, peens and vaccines.
18+ Only, no minors, may contain NSFW content
He/They | Bi |🐺| 37
Yeens, peens and vaccines.
18+ Only, no minors, may contain NSFW content
Not sure if it's my best but certainly my favorite
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Not sure if it's my best but certainly my favorite
Every now and then I'm reminded of the Hellraiser video game for the NES that the devs couldn't figure out how to make work so they instead turned it into a Wolfenstein 3D clone for the SNES where you play as Noah and have to put angry animals back to sleep called Super 3D Noah's Ark
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every now and then I'm reminded of the Hellraiser video game for the NES that the devs couldn't figure out how to make work so they instead turned it into a Wolfenstein 3D clone for the SNES where you play as Noah and have to put angry animals back to sleep called Super 3D Noah's Ark
Me when I G**gle something and all the links are purple:
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me when I G**gle something and all the links are purple:
"Ope, he's gone, I guess we'll just sell this Scroll of Resurrection." ¯\(ツ)/¯
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"Ope, he's gone, I guess we'll just sell this Scroll of Resurrection." ¯\(ツ)/¯
This is some bullshit
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is some bullshit
This is so fucked, I should have gotten approved already.
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is so fucked, I should have gotten approved already.
I have a soft spot for hot dorks in glasses
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I have a soft spot for hot dorks in glasses
My best post so far on the internets
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My best post so far on the internets
Thanks Total Wine for firing me....
September 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Thanks Total Wine for firing me....
I may be crazy but I feel like Adam Scott and Arden Myrin are long lost siblings or one of them went through a transition....
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I may be crazy but I feel like Adam Scott and Arden Myrin are long lost siblings or one of them went through a transition....
Her ass can't roll high for the life of her
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Her ass can't roll high for the life of her
Rasputin, the scale queen
September 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Rasputin, the scale queen
I want to fucking kms
September 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I want to fucking kms
Visiting Snoqualmie Falls with the fam
June 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Visiting Snoqualmie Falls with the fam
I need my foreskin back, no excuses
May 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I need my foreskin back, no excuses
Have I mentioned that they are worse than pond scum? Worse than the dog shit you accidentally step on because the grass hides all? Worse then the diarrhea from food poisoning and you want to kill yourself from the pain??
Fuck them
Fuck them
May 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Have I mentioned that they are worse than pond scum? Worse than the dog shit you accidentally step on because the grass hides all? Worse then the diarrhea from food poisoning and you want to kill yourself from the pain??
Fuck them
Fuck them
Total Wine can eat a bag of dicks, they hire shit tier people who promote shit tier people
May 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Total Wine can eat a bag of dicks, they hire shit tier people who promote shit tier people
Hold up, one of these things is not like the other 🤔
April 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Hold up, one of these things is not like the other 🤔
My next DnD character, George the warlockwho is also a farmer
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My next DnD character, George the warlockwho is also a farmer
I may have missed out on a promotion because I missed an email from OVER A WEEK AGO that I was supposed to reply to
April 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I may have missed out on a promotion because I missed an email from OVER A WEEK AGO that I was supposed to reply to