Neill Mohammad
@neilla.bsky.social
Former IL-16 House candidate, former DeKalb Co. (Illinois) Board rep, former Illinoisan, former social scientist, former Twitter user
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"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
even the chronology in the first paragraph is a lie. california didn’t even have the ability to gerrymander until the ballot measure passed last month, which was after NC moved.
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
even the chronology in the first paragraph is a lie. california didn’t even have the ability to gerrymander until the ballot measure passed last month, which was after NC moved.
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
YO WTF HIS UNCLES WERE ROBERT SAMUELSON AND KENNETH-FUCKING-ARROW?!?!?
Something I somehow only just learned is that Summers was born into this family, and somehow, against all odds, became a Harvard economist himself, surely solely off the strength of his talent and intelligence!
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
YO WTF HIS UNCLES WERE ROBERT SAMUELSON AND KENNETH-FUCKING-ARROW?!?!?
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I have been feeling depressed and discouraged that this man has the power and influence he does at my school and in my profession
And I am a tenured professor at Harvard! How much more protected can I be?
Imagine how STUDENTS feel. Junior faculty. This quote nails it
And I am a tenured professor at Harvard! How much more protected can I be?
Imagine how STUDENTS feel. Junior faculty. This quote nails it
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I have been feeling depressed and discouraged that this man has the power and influence he does at my school and in my profession
And I am a tenured professor at Harvard! How much more protected can I be?
Imagine how STUDENTS feel. Junior faculty. This quote nails it
And I am a tenured professor at Harvard! How much more protected can I be?
Imagine how STUDENTS feel. Junior faculty. This quote nails it
five years ago the patriots’ team plane was smuggling PPE back from east asia to make up for trump stealing supplies from “blue states” to the benefit of red states, and now here it is shipping people to concentration camps.
life comes at you fast!
life comes at you fast!
Uhhhhhhhh is the New England Patriots team plane doing an ICE flight right now?
It just took off out of ICE detention hub airport. Military charter flights go out of there occasionally too, but with a different callsign. Not certain but very weird! 🤔
It just took off out of ICE detention hub airport. Military charter flights go out of there occasionally too, but with a different callsign. Not certain but very weird! 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
five years ago the patriots’ team plane was smuggling PPE back from east asia to make up for trump stealing supplies from “blue states” to the benefit of red states, and now here it is shipping people to concentration camps.
life comes at you fast!
life comes at you fast!
he was like the one guy they found to speak on trump’s behalf at the 2016 convention who wasn’t a member of the immediate family, and weirdly enough the only person in the room who seemed like a normal human being.
(you might recall that was the convention when laura ingraham threw up a sieg heil)
(you might recall that was the convention when laura ingraham threw up a sieg heil)
I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
he was like the one guy they found to speak on trump’s behalf at the 2016 convention who wasn’t a member of the immediate family, and weirdly enough the only person in the room who seemed like a normal human being.
(you might recall that was the convention when laura ingraham threw up a sieg heil)
(you might recall that was the convention when laura ingraham threw up a sieg heil)
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this may disappoint some if you but i have learned that mean gene okerlund was not actually hulk hogan's "brother" this lie is an appalling blemish on the legacy of a great man. covering up my "HH" tattoo.
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this may disappoint some if you but i have learned that mean gene okerlund was not actually hulk hogan's "brother" this lie is an appalling blemish on the legacy of a great man. covering up my "HH" tattoo.
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NEW — Video footage obtained by The TRiiBE shows federal agents pulling Laugh Factory Night Manager Nate Griffin as he holds on to a scaffold.
Bystanders screamed at the agents, saying "Show your face," as they detained Griffin.
thetriibe.com/2025/10/laug...
Bystanders screamed at the agents, saying "Show your face," as they detained Griffin.
thetriibe.com/2025/10/laug...
Laugh Factory worker detained by federal agents on Chicago’s North Side • The TRiiBE
Two people were detained by federal agents Friday morning at Broadway and Belmont Avenue on Chicago’s North Side.
thetriibe.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
NEW — Video footage obtained by The TRiiBE shows federal agents pulling Laugh Factory Night Manager Nate Griffin as he holds on to a scaffold.
Bystanders screamed at the agents, saying "Show your face," as they detained Griffin.
thetriibe.com/2025/10/laug...
Bystanders screamed at the agents, saying "Show your face," as they detained Griffin.
thetriibe.com/2025/10/laug...
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This is right by the Southport brown line stop, near shops, restaurants, and bars, just a stones throw from Wrigley.
ICE is confirmed to be using tear gas in Lakeview
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is right by the Southport brown line stop, near shops, restaurants, and bars, just a stones throw from Wrigley.
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Again, Mark Zuckerberg's kids go to a screen-free school with 14 students total and multiple specialized tutors
let me note that one of the actual tests here is going to be 'what do people pushing these ideas want for their own children' and I will bet you a lot of money that the answer is 'the elite university model of Harvard et al' not 'learning through AI slop'
Wow. Just wow.
"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."
"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."
October 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Again, Mark Zuckerberg's kids go to a screen-free school with 14 students total and multiple specialized tutors
donald trump, on charlie kirk: “lol get gud n00b”
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
donald trump, on charlie kirk: “lol get gud n00b”
i’m always going to hate ohio the most, but boy i do not think i am a fan of most sports teams in wisconsin either (with apologies to my friend @nathankalmoe.bsky.social )
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i’m always going to hate ohio the most, but boy i do not think i am a fan of most sports teams in wisconsin either (with apologies to my friend @nathankalmoe.bsky.social )
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Trump’s going to use the tariffs to bail out the farmers who can’t sell their crops because of the tariffs, huh?
October 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump’s going to use the tariffs to bail out the farmers who can’t sell their crops because of the tariffs, huh?
big if true imo
September 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
big if true imo
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
“left wing” shooters are black pilled 4channers who get identified as such bc they sent actblue five bucks 15 years ago
right wing shooters are people you would immediately clock as such from a hundred feet away in the real world, and would probably cross a busy street to avoid
right wing shooters are people you would immediately clock as such from a hundred feet away in the real world, and would probably cross a busy street to avoid
September 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“left wing” shooters are black pilled 4channers who get identified as such bc they sent actblue five bucks 15 years ago
right wing shooters are people you would immediately clock as such from a hundred feet away in the real world, and would probably cross a busy street to avoid
right wing shooters are people you would immediately clock as such from a hundred feet away in the real world, and would probably cross a busy street to avoid
one critical difference being that the recognized head of the republican party absolutely supports partisan murder whereas no elected democrats you’ve heard of even once in your entire life do
“Democrats think 45% of Republicans support partisan murder, 20 times larger than what data show. Similarly, Republicans think 42% of Democrats support partisan murder, which is 25 times larger than reality. Americans have a fundamentally incorrect understanding of support for partisan violence.”
Study: Most Americans Do Not Support Partisan Violence | Dartmouth
home.dartmouth.edu
September 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
one critical difference being that the recognized head of the republican party absolutely supports partisan murder whereas no elected democrats you’ve heard of even once in your entire life do
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When i say Robert Kennedy Jr look like evil alien Krang... and sound like the rock biter from neverending story
stop telling me about his medical condition... he do not care about your medical condition...
The only thing he wanna do is Zyn packets steroids and the wives of other people
stop telling me about his medical condition... he do not care about your medical condition...
The only thing he wanna do is Zyn packets steroids and the wives of other people
September 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When i say Robert Kennedy Jr look like evil alien Krang... and sound like the rock biter from neverending story
stop telling me about his medical condition... he do not care about your medical condition...
The only thing he wanna do is Zyn packets steroids and the wives of other people
stop telling me about his medical condition... he do not care about your medical condition...
The only thing he wanna do is Zyn packets steroids and the wives of other people
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So when we are ridiculing the fascists that is NOT the time to ponder our collective being and finding the good in everyone
September 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So when we are ridiculing the fascists that is NOT the time to ponder our collective being and finding the good in everyone
honestly, this is a really helpful point - “being trans” has become left-coded for obvious reasons as the right’s exterminationist campaign has gathered steam, but it was only **five years ago** that we were all on our couches enraptured by the pansexual right-wing enby stylings of one Joe Exotic
Much is being made of prosectuors' claims that he was in a relationship of some kind with a trans person. But, as I wrote in my newsletter yesterday ...
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theracket.news/p/has-trump-...
September 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
honestly, this is a really helpful point - “being trans” has become left-coded for obvious reasons as the right’s exterminationist campaign has gathered steam, but it was only **five years ago** that we were all on our couches enraptured by the pansexual right-wing enby stylings of one Joe Exotic